Bomb squad called to Gloucestershire Royal Hospital after man gets WWII mortar stuck up his bottom

Callumcafc

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/bomb-squad-called-gloucestershire-royal-6298076


Troops from 11 Explosive Ordnance Disposal Regiment rushed to the Gloucester hospital after being notified by police "that a patient had presented with a munition in his rectum.”

The man was a military enthusiast who found the shell while clearing out, but somehow "tripped" and fell onto the 57mm piece of army ordnance that landed him in hospital.

Lincsaddick

could easily have been a .. fly me to the moon .. and let me play among the stars .. incident

Alwaysneil

Never mind about a burning ring of fire. That’s some twisted shit. Been watching too much anal destruction on porn hub.

Lincsaddick

thing is did the disposal squad make the device safe before going to A & E .. reminds me of the old punchline .. 'don't take it out, just change the batteries'

hoof_it_up_to_benty

I wonder how he tripped and fell onto it. 

WK6824Nine

they always claim these things were an accident like they slipped on to it but it was probably strange human curiosity

SoundAsa£

Nothing much to worry about, the bomb squad will just set up a controlled explosion!😵‍💫

guinnessaddick

Rectum?

Nearly blew him to fooking bits.

carly burn

"million to one shot Doc. Million to one!"

hoof_it_up_to_benty

Apparently he was in the week before after an accident with his vacuum cleaner...

Big_Bad_World

Alwaysneil said:

Never mind about a burning ring of fire. That’s some twisted shit. Been watching too much anal destruction on porn hub.

Now there's a man that knows his Porn Hub.

shine166

hoof_it_up_to_benty said:

I wonder how he tripped and fell onto it. 

Knocking one out to Saving private Ryan and lost his concentration. 

cashncarry

Did they call the Bum Squad

guinnessaddick

shine166 said:

hoof_it_up_to_benty said:

I wonder how he tripped and fell onto it. 

Knocking one out to Shaving Ryan's privates and lost his concentration. 

guinnessaddick

hoof_it_up_to_benty said:

Apparently he was in the week before after an accident with his vacuum cleaner...

He was discharged from hospital as he was picking up nicely.

cafcledbury

Same bloke had plastic horse's up his bum. Doctors say he in a stable condition 

Gribbo

Rectum? I was told he had it stuck up his arse?

Off_it

Maybe he was a suicide bummer?

Dave2l

Sounds like a typical South park scene 

ValleyGary

Off_it said:

Maybe he was a suicide bummer?

Ffs got there before me. Well played.

ross1

It must have had a sharp point to pierce through his trousers and under pants 

AndyG

According to a friend of mine who is a nurse blokes seem to fall on things that get stuck up their arse surprisingly often and end up in A&E 😂😂 although a mortar ffs must take some doing

Blackheathboy

Must have tripped over that damn jar of Vaseline 

Six-a-bag-of-nuts

We've all done it

Henry Irving

My old dad, Royal Engineers bomb disposal during WWII, would shaking his head.

Valiantphil

I wouldn’t want to be around when the shit hits the hospital fan. 

ValleyGary

Henry Irving said:

My old dad, Royal Engineers bomb disposal during WWII, would shaking his head.

*that’s not a euphemism 

MrOneLung

Henry Irving said:

My old dad, Royal Engineers bomb disposal during WWII, would shaking his head.

Does that help get it loose? 

Raith_C_Chattonell

Blimey that's a bit extreme for a clear out - I have a friend who uses these.

guinnessaddick

MrOneLung said:

Henry Irving said:

My old dad, Royal Engineers bomb disposal during WWII, would shaking his head.

Does that help get it loose? 

No, but it might defuse the situation.

T_C_E

@DaveMehmet has gone AWOL anyone know if he’s in Gloucestershire? 😉