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Bomb squad called to Gloucestershire Royal Hospital after man gets WWII mortar stuck up his bottom
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https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/bomb-squad-called-gloucestershire-royal-6298076
Troops from 11 Explosive Ordnance Disposal Regiment rushed to the Gloucester hospital after being notified by police "that a patient had presented with a munition in his rectum.”
The man was a military enthusiast who found the shell while clearing out, but somehow "tripped" and fell onto the 57mm piece of army ordnance that landed him in hospital.
Troops from 11 Explosive Ordnance Disposal Regiment rushed to the Gloucester hospital after being notified by police "that a patient had presented with a munition in his rectum.”
The man was a military enthusiast who found the shell while clearing out, but somehow "tripped" and fell onto the 57mm piece of army ordnance that landed him in hospital.
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could easily have been a .. fly me to the moon .. and let me play among the stars .. incident0
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Never mind about a burning ring of fire. That’s some twisted shit. Been watching too much anal destruction on porn hub.4
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thing is did the disposal squad make the device safe before going to A & E .. reminds me of the old punchline .. 'don't take it out, just change the batteries'0
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I wonder how he tripped and fell onto it.6
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they always claim these things were an accident like they slipped on to it but it was probably strange human curiosity1
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Nothing much to worry about, the bomb squad will just set up a controlled explosion!😵💫2
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Rectum?
Nearly blew him to fooking bits.8 -
"million to one shot Doc. Million to one!"3
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Apparently he was in the week before after an accident with his vacuum cleaner...6
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Now there's a man that knows his Porn Hub.Alwaysneil said:Never mind about a burning ring of fire. That’s some twisted shit. Been watching too much anal destruction on porn hub.1 -
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Knocking one out to Saving private Ryan and lost his concentration.hoof_it_up_to_benty said:I wonder how he tripped and fell onto it.4 -
Did they call the Bum Squad8
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shine166 said:
Knocking one out to Shaving Ryan's privates and lost his concentration.hoof_it_up_to_benty said:I wonder how he tripped and fell onto it.
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He was discharged from hospital as he was picking up nicely.hoof_it_up_to_benty said:Apparently he was in the week before after an accident with his vacuum cleaner...7 -
Same bloke had plastic horse's up his bum. Doctors say he in a stable condition1
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Rectum? I was told he had it stuck up his arse?0
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Maybe he was a suicide bummer?29
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Sounds like a typical South park scene0
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Ffs got there before me. Well played.Off_it said:Maybe he was a suicide bummer?1 -
It must have had a sharp point to pierce through his trousers and under pants
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According to a friend of mine who is a nurse blokes seem to fall on things that get stuck up their arse surprisingly often and end up in A&E 😂😂 although a mortar ffs must take some doing2
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Must have tripped over that damn jar of Vaseline2
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We've all done it4
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My old dad, Royal Engineers bomb disposal during WWII, would shaking his head.0
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I wouldn’t want to be around when the shit hits the hospital fan.0
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*that’s not a euphemismHenry Irving said:My old dad, Royal Engineers bomb disposal during WWII, would shaking his head.4 -
Does that help get it loose?Henry Irving said:My old dad, Royal Engineers bomb disposal during WWII, would shaking his head.12 -
Blimey that's a bit extreme for a clear out - I have a friend who uses these.
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No, but it might defuse the situation.MrOneLung said:
Does that help get it loose?Henry Irving said:My old dad, Royal Engineers bomb disposal during WWII, would shaking his head.9 -
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