Many years ago while working in a Truck repair workshop, a fitter (who also happened to enjoy bullying apprentices) was climbing backward from a Truck cab (the cab being tilted at the time ) slipped/fell onto a trolley jack handle. Not the type with a "Tee" type handle, No the type which is just a tube, about an 2" diameter. It scored a "direct hit" up his jacksy...He discomfort was plain for all too see. He had to place a cloth roller towel on his split rectum and no one was available for him to drive to the Brook Hospital.
About 10 -15 stitches saw it right, he was off work for about a month.
He got home from work and said to his partner, “I had my annual review today. The boss says I’m useless and lazy. I literally got a rocket up my arse”. His partner replied, “Why do so many people misuse the word literally?” ”But, but, but…..”
He got home from work and said to his partner, “I had my annual review today. The boss says I’m useless and lazy. I literally got a rocket up my arse”. His partner replied, “Why do so many people misuse the word literally?” ”But, but, but…..”
No his partner misheard and thought he said annual review....
He got home from work and said to his partner, “I had my annual review today. The boss says I’m useless and lazy. I literally got a rocket up my arse”. His partner replied, “Why do so many people misuse the word literally?” ”But, but, but…..”
No his partner misheard and thought he said annual review....
He got home from work and said to his partner, “I had my annual review today. The boss says I’m useless and lazy. I literally got a rocket up my arse”. His partner replied, “Why do so many people misuse the word literally?” ”But, but, but…..”
No his partner misheard and thought he said annual review....
He got home from work and said to his partner, “I had my annual review today. The boss says I’m useless and lazy. I literally got a rocket up my arse”. His partner replied, “Why do so many people misuse the word literally?” ”But, but, but…..”
No his partner misheard and thought he said annual review....
Many years ago the first Mrs cafcfan was a forensic scientist for the Home Office. (Nothing exciting, she worked mainly on blood tests for drink/drive offences). But she said some of the stuff they got in was quite remarkable. One case I remember was a guy who had managed to asphyxiate himself while wearing two full wet suits. When they pealed off the layers they found a tube attached to his cock with the other end running in between the two wet suit layers. It seems he got off on the nice warm sensation of his pee circulating around while depriving himself of oxygen. There's nowt so queer as folk.
Many years ago the first Mrs cafcfan was a forensic scientist for the Home Office. (Nothing exciting, she worked mainly on blood tests for drink/drive offences). But she said some of the stuff they got in was quite remarkable. One case I remember was a guy who had managed to asphyxiate himself while wearing two full wet suits. When they pealed off the layers they found a tube attached to his cock with the other end running in between the two wet suit layers. It seems he got off on the nice warm sensation of his pee circulating around while depriving himself of oxygen. There's nowt so queer as folk.
Many years ago the first Mrs cafcfan was a forensic scientist for the Home Office. (Nothing exciting, she worked mainly on blood tests for drink/drive offences). But she said some of the stuff they got in was quite remarkable. One case I remember was a guy who had managed to asphyxiate himself while wearing two full wet suits. When they pealed off the layers they found a tube attached to his cock with the other end running in between the two wet suit layers. It seems he got off on the nice warm sensation of his pee circulating around while depriving himself of oxygen. There's nowt so queer as folk.
Must have been a Tory
What’s Piers Corbin up to these days? Actually don’t answer as I don’t really want to know and probably best (wet)suited for the Commoners House.
I used to go out with a nurse who worked in Central London. She used to tell me about the men they had into A&E with various strange injuries. The use of a vacuum cleaner and injuries caused to private parts was common....
Many years ago the first Mrs cafcfan was a forensic scientist for the Home Office. (Nothing exciting, she worked mainly on blood tests for drink/drive offences). But she said some of the stuff they got in was quite remarkable. One case I remember was a guy who had managed to asphyxiate himself while wearing two full wet suits. When they pealed off the layers they found a tube attached to his cock with the other end running in between the two wet suit layers. It seems he got off on the nice warm sensation of his pee circulating around while depriving himself of oxygen. There's nowt so queer as folk.
Must have been a Tory
Seems unlikely - it was in Newcastle in the early 1970s. I don't think they had Tories up there back then.
Troops from 11 Explosive Ordnance Disposal Regiment rushed to the Gloucester hospital after being notified by police "that a patient had presented with a munition in his rectum.”
The man was a military enthusiast who found the shell while clearing out, but somehow "tripped" and fell onto the 57mm piece of army ordnance that landed him in hospital.
A friend who used to be a hospital porter said they had more than one man come in who slipped whilst making tea in the nude and ended up with a tea cup in there.
Troops from 11 Explosive Ordnance Disposal Regiment rushed to the Gloucester hospital after being notified by police "that a patient had presented with a munition in his rectum.”
The man was a military enthusiast who found the shell while clearing out, but somehow "tripped" and fell onto the 57mm piece of army ordnance that landed him in hospital.
A friend who used to be a hospital porter said they had more than one man come in who slipped whilst making tea in the nude and ended up with a tea cup in there.
He didn’t slip. He’d just sat down for a nice cuppa
Troops from 11 Explosive Ordnance Disposal Regiment rushed to the Gloucester hospital after being notified by police "that a patient had presented with a munition in his rectum.”
The man was a military enthusiast who found the shell while clearing out, but somehow "tripped" and fell onto the 57mm piece of army ordnance that landed him in hospital.
A friend who used to be a hospital porter said they had more than one man come in who slipped whilst making tea in the nude and ended up with a tea cup in there.
He didn’t slip. He’d just sat down for a nice cuppa
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That's gotta read "Bum squad called..."
diameter.
It scored a "direct hit" up his jacksy...He discomfort was plain for all too see.
He had to place a cloth roller towel on his split rectum and no one was available for him to drive to the Brook Hospital.
About 10 -15 stitches saw it right, he was off work for about a month.
”But, but, but…..”
The new Anne Summers ‘specialist’ range is looking a bit tasty…