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Basic skills that you are rubbish at

ScoSco
edited July 2007 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
I am rubbish at swimming - I can do it but I am rubbish at it.
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  • Glass half emptyGlass half empty
    spealing on a copmotre
  • Glass half emptyGlass half empty
    cumpoter
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    the high jump :-(
  • Glass half emptyGlass half empty
    cucumber
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    ironing and tennis
  • ScoSco
    Social eating - don't expect a conversation with me while there is food on my plate.
  • Red Riding HoodieRed Riding Hoodie
    reversing in a straight line ....
  • _MrDick_MrDick
    Any form of DIY
  • kigeliakigelia
    shaving,

    I always miss a bit somewhere or another.
  • Bexleyheath_RedBexleyheath_Red
    Swimming - when i did go swimming they needed to evacuate the whole of crook log, just incase i created a tsunami. Seriously cack at swimming.

    And can't shout loud.
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  • leftbehindleftbehind
    Im with McMosit useless
  • KetmanKetman
    I can't mix on Vinyl :-)
  • carlingaddickcarlingaddick
    i cant mix on cd ;-)
  • Weegie AddickWeegie Addick
    Writing down a name when someone spells it out over the phone.
  • WasCharleyOneWasCharleyOne
    I can't mix a cake
  • carlingaddickcarlingaddick
    [cite]Posted By: WasCharleyOne[/cite]I can't mix a cake

    LOL
  • CarterCarter
    Sitting still
  • LenGloverLenGlover
    edited July 2007
    I'm rubbish at most things but DIY especially. I got told I was unteachable at school and ended up doing extra maths.

    Dancing is something else I'm s**t at!
  • StoneStone
    Taking off my pants and socks whilst standing up. I always stack it!!! (even sober)
  • AppyAddickAppyAddick
    I can mix a mean G+T
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  • Off_itOff_it
    Last year I forgot how to do up a tie. I'd been doing one up every day for years and years and then I suddenly forgot.

    When I got into work I had to go on the internet to find out how to do it and basically teach myself over again. I thought it would be a temporary thing but it took me about two weeks to finally get it down to where I didn't have to think about it too much, but even now it still doesn't "feel" right when I'm doing it - or look right for that matter.

    Now how weird is that?!
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]Last year I forgot how to do up a tie. I'd been doing one up every day for years and years and then I suddenly forgot.

    When I got into work I had to go on the internet to find out how to do it and basically teach myself over again. I thought it would be a temporary thing but it took me about two weeks to finally get it down to where I didn't have to think about it too much, but even now it still doesn't "feel" right when I'm doing it - or look right for that matter.

    Now how weird is that?!

    Not weird but worrying. Go and see a doctor.
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    Whistling and spiting. I think it must be a tongue thing.
  • ScoSco
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]Whistling and spiting. I think it must be a tongue thing.

    I take it that you are neither a Roger Whittaker impressionist nor a baseball pitcher then Henry?
  • razilrazil
    Nope I'm good at everything, er except lying....

    ;)
  • Leroy AmbroseLeroy Ambrose
    edited July 2007
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]Whistling and spiting. I think it must be a tongue thing.
    Can you curl your tongue? I can't - hence I can't spit properly and can't whistle worth shit.

    I am also absolutely hopeless at DIY. Have been ever since I was at school, and I hate doing it. That doesn't depress me much though, since most of the kids at school who were good at it are either inside or thick as pigshit.
  • ReddyRascalsReddyRascals
    I can't carry any drink on a tray without it going everywhere....

    ... also have problems saying "officer" .. it ends up as "occifer"
  • StoneStone
    I always have trouble with 'Griffiths'
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    [cite]Posted By: Leroy Ambrose[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]Whistling and spiting. I think it must be a tongue thing.
    Can you curl your tongue? I can't - hence I can't spit properly and can't whistle worth shit.

    .

    No can't curl my tongue. I can do some DIY. I can hang wallpaper but then my dad was a painter and decorator.
  • LedgeLedge
    i'm a dab hand at DIY

    now cooking i am shocking. i burn water
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