Making the bed
Pegging out washing
Having a wee without making a mess
Gardening
Shagging
Eating without dribbling or dropping food down my shirt
Bringing the Tea up in the morning without spilling it on the stairs
Putting on the washing machine
Loading the dishwasher
However, Mrs McMoist says I'm brilliant at the following...
Making her Happy (Though god knows how in view of the above list)
Mixing a perfect Vodka and Tonic
BBQing
Kissing
Don't be too disheartened. At least 4 of your "rubbish" things should only be done by women anyway - and as you know ALL of us blokes go to "how to make a mess when you wee" school in the womb!
I wish I could throw further. And my teeth don't meet at the front when I bite so I can't bite sellotape. You'd be amazed how much you miss it when you can't do it.
[cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]Last year I forgot how to do up a tie. I'd been doing one up every day for years and years and then I suddenly forgot.
When I got into work I had to go on the internet to find out how to do it and basically teach myself over again. I thought it would be a temporary thing but it took me about two weeks to finally get it down to where I didn't have to think about it too much, but even now it still doesn't "feel" right when I'm doing it - or look right for that matter.
Now how weird is that?!
Is that true Off-It or are you pissing around? Really weird if it is. I sometimes have a complete mental block on spelling a word that I must have spelled correctly without thinking literally thousands of times before. No matter how much I change it and look at it it just doesn't look right.
I'm absolutely terrible at DIY. Don't really understand why, I'm a fairly bright lad, have always been a good footballer and cricketer so my eye hand co-ordination is fine yet I can't screw a cupboard door on. Spent a whole bank holiday weekend once just changing over the kitchen unit doors - couldn't believe what a mess I was making of it and even when I finally finished it was a shoddy job and a couple of them fell off within a couple of weeks. Have never touched DIY since - just pay for a professional to do it - it's just not worth the effort!
Cutting toenails as I can't reach to bite them anymore.
Can't see any problem falling asleep, if I'm stationary for more than a few minutes with nothing to do I'll happily doze off.
Cutting tiles seems beyond me too, I'm good at most DIY things but cutting tiles which is really simple just seems like climbing Everest for some reason.
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Oh and according to my wife.....Listening. Surely not
Making the bed
Pegging out washing
Having a wee without making a mess
Gardening
Shagging
Eating without dribbling or dropping food down my shirt
Bringing the Tea up in the morning without spilling it on the stairs
Putting on the washing machine
Loading the dishwasher
However, Mrs McMoist says I'm brilliant at the following...
Making her Happy (Though god knows how in view of the above list)
Mixing a perfect Vodka and Tonic
BBQing
Kissing
ah now you're talking.
My missus says because I am left handed Ican't cut bread properly because I aM cack handed. Whilst it pisses me off I have to agree.
Us lefties are not good at those sort of things but we are much more adept at other things.
All lefties say AYE LOL
Is that true Off-It or are you pissing around? Really weird if it is. I sometimes have a complete mental block on spelling a word that I must have spelled correctly without thinking literally thousands of times before. No matter how much I change it and look at it it just doesn't look right.
I'm absolutely terrible at DIY. Don't really understand why, I'm a fairly bright lad, have always been a good footballer and cricketer so my eye hand co-ordination is fine yet I can't screw a cupboard door on. Spent a whole bank holiday weekend once just changing over the kitchen unit doors - couldn't believe what a mess I was making of it and even when I finally finished it was a shoddy job and a couple of them fell off within a couple of weeks. Have never touched DIY since - just pay for a professional to do it - it's just not worth the effort!
writing it also something i struggle with. My handwriting resembles a six year old and a pen feels completely unnatural in my hand.
Can't see any problem falling asleep, if I'm stationary for more than a few minutes with nothing to do I'll happily doze off.
Cutting tiles seems beyond me too, I'm good at most DIY things but cutting tiles which is really simple just seems like climbing Everest for some reason.
you filthbag - seriously - biting toenails how gross
Don't know why as it is a very basic task.
Ledge mate seriously you are having a pop at someone who posted his own arse on here earleir this week :-)
At the Gills game I'll tell you a story about someone who tried to do that. Not sure if it's worse than the Mars bar story or not.
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No offence mate, but i'm not suprised she left if you made her bite your toenails off. What kind of sicko are you !!
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Any particular reason why it only worked when in the bath ??
Not sure, might be something to do with the hot water & soap thing I think try not to find out too much detail on stories like this.
Was the word you covered with stars actually arse then????
I couldn't see the problem myself. Tasted fine to me
wouldnt it feel slightly gay as well?
I should dearly hope not too!
You can talk....I saw you flirting with my old man