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Sunbathing

Anyone on here do it regularly, any tips?

Obviously do not want to get skin cancer, but a tan was about the best thing I took away from the Sutton match!
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  • Some great advice on this thread. CL is a life saver sometimes.
  • 1. remove clothing
    2. apply suncream (minimum Factor 30)
    3. lay down.

    If you want to tan your front, lie on your back. If you want to tan your back, lie on your front. 

    All of the above generally works best in sunny conditions. It doesn't work if you are indoors or in heavy shade.

    My general rule of thumb is that if it's raining, don't waste your time.
    Is this a met office remix of Joe Cocker - You can leave your hat on?
  • I recommend Sun Bum factor 50. It’s a mist and gives you good protection. Not cheap but well worth it
  • Seen it all on here now....Its extremely dangerous btw
  • Should this be placed in a 'Threads from the 70s' category?
  • Redhenry said:
    Seen it all on here now....Its extremely dangerous btw
    Exactly, and red is not a good look. I'd consider changing your name to Pale and Interesting Henry.   :)

  • 1. remove clothing
    2. apply suncream (minimum Factor 30)
    3. lay down.

    If you want to tan your front, lie on your back. If you want to tan your back, lie on your front. 

    All of the above generally works best in sunny conditions. It doesn't work if you are indoors or in heavy shade.

    My general rule of thumb is that if it's raining, don't waste your time.
    Thanks actually laughed out loud at work on a Monday morning.
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  • Living where I do, I'm horrified at some of the sights on show the minute the sun's out.

    So many people still think the day out's not complete without turning themselves red raw. Most people seem a bit more sensible with their kids these days but there's still a huge amount of work to do educating people how bad it can be for our health. 
  • this thread has lots more potential, bump
  • I walked the dogs yesterday at Hall Place, Bexleyheath (before anyone says, dogs were in the water the whole time, apart from the walk to and from the car park, and I stayed in the shade, chucking the ball for them, and had my sun hat on)

    There was a lady there with her 3 kids - the kids were in swim shorts, in the water, and no sun cream on that I could see

    She was laying on her front, sunbathing and her back was as red as a cricket ball

    I said ‘your back looks really burned, do you have sun cream on ?’

    She says ‘nah, I never use sun cream, once I have burned, I will go nice and brown’

    Utter madness - there was not a cloud in the sky and the temperature was around 30 degrees

    Its not yet 10 am today, and my thermometer is already nearly 30 degrees - awful


  • When you don't want to ask your mate to slap some cream over your back for you. 

    [insert Kenneth Williams pic here] 
  • I walked the dogs yesterday at Hall Place, Bexleyheath (before anyone says, dogs were in the water the whole time, apart from the walk to and from the car park, and I stayed in the shade, chucking the ball for them, and had my sun hat on)

    There was a lady there with her 3 kids - the kids were in swim shorts, in the water, and no sun cream on that I could see

    She was laying on her front, sunbathing and her back was as red as a cricket ball

    I said ‘your back looks really burned, do you have sun cream on ?’

    She says ‘nah, I never use sun cream, once I have burned, I will go nice and brown’

    Utter madness - there was not a cloud in the sky and the temperature was around 30 degrees

    Its not yet 10 am today, and my thermometer is already nearly 30 degrees - awful
    A couple of my older mates never use suncream. One of them's got an old classic like mine (no roof) and we went out for a drive to Otford on Saturday morning. I had factor 50 all over my face/swede plus cap and sunglasses on. He didn't have anything. When you ask him about it, he just says that he's outdoors all the time anyway and is already brown.
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    I walked the dogs yesterday at Hall Place, Bexleyheath (before anyone says, dogs were in the water the whole time, apart from the walk to and from the car park, and I stayed in the shade, chucking the ball for them, and had my sun hat on)

    There was a lady there with her 3 kids - the kids were in swim shorts, in the water, and no sun cream on that I could see

    She was laying on her front, sunbathing and her back was as red as a cricket ball

    I said ‘your back looks really burned, do you have sun cream on ?’

    She says ‘nah, I never use sun cream, once I have burned, I will go nice and brown’

    Utter madness - there was not a cloud in the sky and the temperature was around 30 degrees

    Its not yet 10 am today, and my thermometer is already nearly 30 degrees - awful
    A couple of my older mates never use suncream. One of them's got an old classic like mine (no roof) and we went out for a drive to Otford on Saturday morning. I had factor 50 all over my face/swede plus cap and sunglasses on. He didn't have anything. When you ask him about it, he just says that he's outdoors all the time anyway and is already brown.
    "Already brown"! This girl was already "brown" too. BBC from a couple of days ago. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-62155509
  • BA, thats shocking mate.
  • I walked the dogs yesterday at Hall Place, Bexleyheath (before anyone says, dogs were in the water the whole time, apart from the walk to and from the car park, and I stayed in the shade, chucking the ball for them, and had my sun hat on)

    There was a lady there with her 3 kids - the kids were in swim shorts, in the water, and no sun cream on that I could see

    She was laying on her front, sunbathing and her back was as red as a cricket ball

    I said ‘your back looks really burned, do you have sun cream on ?’

    She says ‘nah, I never use sun cream, once I have burned, I will go nice and brown’

    Utter madness - there was not a cloud in the sky and the temperature was around 30 degrees

    Its not yet 10 am today, and my thermometer is already nearly 30 degrees - awful
    A couple of my older mates never use suncream. One of them's got an old classic like mine (no roof) and we went out for a drive to Otford on Saturday morning. I had factor 50 all over my face/swede plus cap and sunglasses on. He didn't have anything. When you ask him about it, he just says that he's outdoors all the time anyway and is already brown.
    That's what Richie Benaud said.
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  • I saw a skin cancer specialist (happily just a scare), but he advocated the use of sun cream all year round, he said those rays are always there.

  • My general rule of thumb is that if it's raining, don't waste your time.
    Challenge accepted. 
  • I saw a skin cancer specialist (happily just a scare), but he advocated the use of sun cream all year round, he said those rays are always there.
    Same for me..
  • edited July 2022
    Sunbeds

  • edited July 2022
    BA, thats shocking mate.
    Just to confirm btw, that ain't me. I'm almost always the palest person on the plane coming home from a holiday. I got really badly burnt as a kid, so I'm always very cautious and have zero ability to either get a tan or keep a tan so gave up years ago even trying.

    I've also had bits taken off my, otherwise perfect mush, taken off so I took that as a warning to be extra careful even when just walking about in it. 
  • I picked up some skin pigmentation damage on my face from the years of cycling without skin protection, so I tend to wear either factor 50 or a big hat when I go out in the sun now, at the direction of my doctor.
    We've always got a spray bottle by the front door and always apply if going out for more than 10 mins.


  • When you don't want to ask your mate to slap some cream over your back for you. 

    [insert Kenneth Williams pic here] 
    If that's meant to be the classic making it look like a knob on your back I would worry about what your mate thinks looks like a knob. 
  • i don’t think it is. I do however think you are trying too hard to be funny.

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