I've decided this needed its own thread because it's going to take
up so much space and it's not really relevant to the Rumours thread. In
many ways that makes it perfect for the Rumours thread, but still here
we are. I'd like to apologise in advance to the admins, the formatting
on my laptop is weird and this is likely to use up more internet than a
Grapevine opinion. The question is whether Darren Pratley is a top half
midfielder for Charlton in the last 15 years.
https://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/93897/summer-2022-transfer-rumours#latest
I've gone from the 2008/09 season, also known as the worst season in
living memory, and listed every midfielder we've had in that period. It
was not fun and I have triggered some stuff that was best laid buried in
the recesses of my mind.
A few words on the methodology. Firstly, thank you to
@Pelling1993 for making it 15 years. Couldn’t have been 5 or 10 could it?
Secondly, we might be the worst team to ever exist. The first question is what
counts as a midfielder? At first I only included central midfielders as they
realistically are the kind of players Pratley was competing with. But then I
realised that a. under Bowyer we regularly played wide midfielders in what you
might call a central role and b. the original point only specified midfielders
and I couldn’t take doing all this and fielding moaning that Pratley had
sneaked either side because Jordan bloody Cook was missing. I made this decision
at about 2013/14 and had to go back and add the wingers from previous years in,
so you can imagine my mood. I’ve counted any player who played a bit in
midfield. That means Dervite makes it for starting off at holding midfield
under Powell but Billy Clarke doesn’t despite Bowyer being weird and playing
him at holding midfield for half a game. Forwards are a philosophical question.
What does Aneke count as when played in the 10 role? For the sake of this I’ve
separated wingers/10s who are forwards from wingers/10s who are midfielders.
Also, what is our definition of best? Best for us? Best
overall as a player? Can you really compare Jerome Thomas to Darren Pratley?
For the sake of this, I’ve based it on whether or not they were good for
Charlton and the effect they had on the team while they were there. The
baseline question ultimately is ‘were they better for Charlton than Darren
Pratley?’ Astrit might have been a better footballer than Pratley but he did
about 6 sprints his entire Charlton career and is the reason we have a defibrillator
on the side of the pitch. Good player in theory, not so much for us across his
time at the club. It’s also averaged out; Mark Gower was good one half season
and then so bad the next it was impossible. He’s judged down the middle. There’s
112 midfielders there, so you only have to be the 56th best
midfielder we’ve had to be top half, which doesn’t sound that hard to be
honest. It’s not an exact science. It’s not even science.
Also, the players aren’t in any order other than top half/bottom
half. Don’t come at me with your Frimpong was better than Razak opinions.
FAQS:
How did you decide who made the list and who didn’t? Arbitrarily.
Evina played in midfield one game in 2012/13 but he’s not on
the list? I don’t care.
Rashid Yussuff was a midfielder and actually played one
league cup game but he’s not on the list? Cool.
You forgot x player. If he’s not there then I didn’t
include him on purpose. Unless it’s a really obvious player in which case yes,
I forgot him.
Why did you include Bally Smart (1 cup appearance) but not
Abraham Odoh (1 cup appearance)? Spite.
Why did you do this? No-one asked you to. Also spite.
Why is Buyens in the bottom half? To annoy Leuth.
Do you regret doing this? Every second of it.
Here’s the list, starting with people who were probably better than Darren Pratley and ending with people who were definitely worse:
Nicky Bailey
Zheng Zhi
Jonjo Shelvey
Matt Holland
Darren Ambrose
Johnnie Jackson
Michael Stewart
Andy Hughes
Dale Stephens
Bradley Pritchard
Danny Hollands
Ahmed Kashi
Ricky Holmes
JFC
Joe Aribo
Jordan Cousins
Sean Clare
George Dobson
Scott Fraser
CBT
Conor McGrandles
Jack Payne
Freddy Bulot
Johann Gudmundsson
Jerome Thomas
Lloyd Sam
Scott Wagstaff
Danny Green
Krystian Bielik
Tarique Fosu
Jonny Williams
Josh Cullen
Alfie Doughty
Conor Gallagher
Therry Racon
Francis Coquelin
Alou Diarra
Kyel Reid
Nathan Byrne
Sam Field
Jose Semedo
Charlie Kirk
Diego Poyet (twice)
Albie Morgan
Andrew Shinnie
Darel Russell
Astrit Ajdarevic
Milos Veljkovic
Cameron Stewart
Chris Eagles
Elliot Lee
Beram Kayal
Ben Reeves
Jamie Ward
DARREN PRATLEY
Dorian Dervite - HALFWAY POINT!
Yoni Buyens
Matt Spring
Josh Wright
Dean Sinclair
Tom Soares
Keith Gillespie
Alex Stavrinou
Alan McCormack
Dean Parrett
Lee Martin
Bally Smart
Ruben Bover
Mikel Alonso
Mark Gower (twice)
Eggert Jonsson
Abdul Razak
Emmanuel Frimpong
Davide Petrucci
Franck Moussa
Harry Arter (both times)
Aaron Henry
Aiden McGeady
Alex Gilbey
Andrew Crofts
Ben Dempsey
Ben Watson
Charles Clayden
Christophe Lepoint
Cristian Ceballos
David Davis
DJ
Dylan Levitt
El-Hadji Ba
Erhun Oztumer
Fred Ulvestad
George Lapslie
Hogan Ephraim
James Vennings
Callum Harriott
Joe Ledley
Jordan Botaka
Jordan Cook
Kevin Foley
Lawrie Wilson
Lee Cook (twice)
Luke Holden
Marcus Maddison
Mark Marshall
Matt Smith v1.0
Matt Smith v2.0
Ollie Muldoon
Regan Charles-Cook
Salim Kerkar
Taylor Maloney
Wade Small
Zak Bergdich
Conclusions: Darren Pratley is a top half midfielder from
the last 15 years. He might not be the best footballer ever, but my god we’ve
had some bad players. Also I need to get more hobbies.
Comments
And definitely above Ben Reeves who you have above him.
Buyens should be top half as well although I appreciate that you are on a wind up.
I don't think you did.
Perhaps you would like another discussion point, how does Paul Bacon stand comparison with all the other full backs since? Don't say I don't contribute.
- for being considerate enough to move a Rumours thread derailment into its own thread
- in recognition of the sheer amount of effort (and I suspect absolute bloodymindedness) it must've taken to pull together
- and as a small degree of compensation for dredging up the memories of some of those players.
That said, McGrandles above Cullen and Gallagher, ARE YOU MENTAL???It's probably fair to say that Garymanilow is just about done.