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50 reasons why Marcus Bent pulled out of the signing session

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  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,899
    36. He's a c***
  • Ledge
    Ledge Posts: 7,179
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]36. He's a c***


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

    Brilliant Off It - I am laughing out loud to that -

    Only one reason and Offy just hit the nail on the head.
  • No.1 in South London
    No.1 in South London Posts: 3,964
    edited July 2007
    37. He was due to have transfer talks this morning at The San Siro. Neil Smith (the Welling manager) has said that didn't end up there either but his agent was trying desperately to contact him in Milan.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,847
    38. Being a massive fan, Marcus was desperate to finish his Harry Potter book
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,617
    'Marcus Bent has been forced to withdraw'. Not often you hear that
  • No.1 in South London
    No.1 in South London Posts: 3,964
    edited July 2007
    39. He became stressed that he had to do something as complicated as sign autographs. In all of his other appearances whilst representing the club, he has only had to run around for 90 minutes (hamstrings permitting) like a headless chicken.
  • No.1 in South London
    No.1 in South London Posts: 3,964
    40. It clashed with an appearance on University Challenge
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,899
    41. He's too busy counting the money he's ripped from us - and also see 36.
  • son of selhurst
    son of selhurst Posts: 569
    42. He's very busy with a new opening............
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,234
    [cite]Posted By: son of selhurst[/cite]42. He's very busy with a new opening............

    tell us what you know? what does this mean?

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  • son of selhurst
    son of selhurst Posts: 569
    [cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: son of selhurst[/cite]42. He's very busy with a new opening............

    tell us what you know? what does this mean?


    It was a suggestion that he may be busy with a new opening, in the physical sense.
  • PassItToLeaburn
    PassItToLeaburn Posts: 1,457
    Well his head's certainly stuck up his own rear opening.....
  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    43. He's gone on loan to Gillingham to get some first team experience?
  • Weegie Addick
    Weegie Addick Posts: 16,546
    44. He'd rather be fined a week's wages than have to meet the fans.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,696
    45. He can't write his own name.
  • falconwood_1
    falconwood_1 Posts: 7,368
    46. He's too busy trying to cash in his VIP Investment Plan
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,255
    47. He's working hard to regain fitness and force his way in to the reckoning for the Scunthorpe game like a good pro.
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,426
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]47. He's working hard to regain fitness and force his way in to the reckoning for the Scunthorpe game like a good pro.

    lol
  • RedArmySE7
    RedArmySE7 Posts: 5,407
    48. He re read the Everton fans 'favourite Charlton Vs Everton moment' in an old programme...'the minute you muppets gave us 2.5m for Marcus Bent'

    Need I say more?
  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    Ha ha Henry if only LOL

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  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    52. He couldn't actually remember where the Valley was and confused with a club up west. When he was meant to be at the signing he was wandering around the west end lost.
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    53. He's just about to be transferred and was attending a medical (the wishful thinking option).
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,113
    54. Having successfully had his christian name tattooed on his arm, he was at the jester tattoo parlour in New Eltham having his surname tattooed on his willy.

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