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50 reasons why Marcus Bent pulled out of the signing session

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    Off_itOff_it
    36. He's a c***
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    LedgeLedge
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]36. He's a c***


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

    Brilliant Off It - I am laughing out loud to that -

    Only one reason and Offy just hit the nail on the head.
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    No.1 in South LondonNo.1 in South London
    edited July 2007
    37. He was due to have transfer talks this morning at The San Siro. Neil Smith (the Welling manager) has said that didn't end up there either but his agent was trying desperately to contact him in Milan.
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    38. Being a massive fan, Marcus was desperate to finish his Harry Potter book
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    LargeAddickLargeAddick
    'Marcus Bent has been forced to withdraw'. Not often you hear that
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    No.1 in South LondonNo.1 in South London
    edited July 2007
    39. He became stressed that he had to do something as complicated as sign autographs. In all of his other appearances whilst representing the club, he has only had to run around for 90 minutes (hamstrings permitting) like a headless chicken.
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    No.1 in South LondonNo.1 in South London
    40. It clashed with an appearance on University Challenge
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    Off_itOff_it
    41. He's too busy counting the money he's ripped from us - and also see 36.
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    son of selhurstson of selhurst
    42. He's very busy with a new opening............
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    Curb_ItCurb_It
    [cite]Posted By: son of selhurst[/cite]42. He's very busy with a new opening............

    tell us what you know? what does this mean?
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    son of selhurstson of selhurst
    [cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: son of selhurst[/cite]42. He's very busy with a new opening............

    tell us what you know? what does this mean?


    It was a suggestion that he may be busy with a new opening, in the physical sense.
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    PassItToLeaburnPassItToLeaburn
    Well his head's certainly stuck up his own rear opening.....
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    razilrazil
    43. He's gone on loan to Gillingham to get some first team experience?
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    Weegie AddickWeegie Addick
    44. He'd rather be fined a week's wages than have to meet the fans.
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    guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    45. He can't write his own name.
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    falconwood_1falconwood_1
    46. He's too busy trying to cash in his VIP Investment Plan
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    Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    47. He's working hard to regain fitness and force his way in to the reckoning for the Scunthorpe game like a good pro.
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    paulbaconsarniepaulbaconsarnie
    [cite]Posted By: Henry Irving[/cite]47. He's working hard to regain fitness and force his way in to the reckoning for the Scunthorpe game like a good pro.

    lol
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    RedArmySE7RedArmySE7
    48. He re read the Everton fans 'favourite Charlton Vs Everton moment' in an old programme...'the minute you muppets gave us 2.5m for Marcus Bent'

    Need I say more?
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    leftbehindleftbehind
    Ha ha Henry if only LOL
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    BlackForestRedsBlackForestReds
    52. He couldn't actually remember where the Valley was and confused with a club up west. When he was meant to be at the signing he was wandering around the west end lost.
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    BlackForestRedsBlackForestReds
    53. He's just about to be transferred and was attending a medical (the wishful thinking option).
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    _MrDick_MrDick
    54. Having successfully had his christian name tattooed on his arm, he was at the jester tattoo parlour in New Eltham having his surname tattooed on his willy.
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