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Short man syndrome
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At least one of the mods is shorter than that, so might be a bit awkward...blackpool72 said:It's about time the mods on here banned everyone under 5 foot 8.
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Why shouldn’t short people have anger issues?
Supermarkets make the top shelves harder to access.4 -
I know 😂aliwibble said:
At least one of the mods is shorter than that, so might be a bit awkward...blackpool72 said:It's about time the mods on here banned everyone under 5 foot 8.0 -
I remember once being asked by a short old man to get a dirty mag down for him, as he couldn't reach that highseth plum said:Why shouldn’t short people have anger issues?
Supermarkets make the top shelves harder to access.
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Oh, this is nothing to do with the size of your knob then? How disappointing.
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Ahh that old chestnut eh... It wasn't for me honest guv, I was reaching for someone else, being a good citizenkillerandflash said:
I remember once being asked by a short old man to get a dirty mag down for him, as he couldn't reach that highseth plum said:Why shouldn’t short people have anger issues?
Supermarkets make the top shelves harder to access.1 -
The two are often related which brings us neatly back round to little men's anger issues.man_at_milletts said:Oh, this is nothing to do with the size of your knob then? How disappointing.1 -
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It definitely wasn't for me, the internet had been invented by thenForeverAddickted said:
Ahh that old chestnut eh... It wasn't for me honest guv, I was reaching for someone else, being a good citizenkillerandflash said:
I remember once being asked by a short old man to get a dirty mag down for him, as he couldn't reach that highseth plum said:Why shouldn’t short people have anger issues?
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I will fight you all. Form a queue and get on your knees*
*Kenneth Williams imminent8 -
If I'd known you were 6'4" @ForeverAddickted I'd have been nicer to you.ForeverAddickted said:I'm 6'4" so probably get small man syndrome from most people
One boss can get right stroppy when I don't have a Preview written up etc. so always presumed its something like that
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I highly doubt Ronnie Corbet ever lost his temper. Probably simply just a nice bloke.
Is there a famous angry short person?
Why can't james corden be short.
I'm starting to think napoleon and a bloke I work with are the only angry short temper short individuals0 -
AFKABartram said:I will fight you all. Form a queue and get on your knees*
*Kenneth Williams imminent
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Can you speak up a bit please? - Always struggle to hear short arses as the sound of their voice has so far to travelAFKABartram said:I will fight you all. Form a queue and get on your knees*
*Kenneth Williams imminent1 -
Why is it that when I meet someone that works in theatre and/or telly they all seem to be short. I’ve always thought that this is so they can fit on the screen?0
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Napoleon was actually average height for the times he lived inDave2l said:I highly doubt Ronnie Corbet ever lost his temper. Probably simply just a nice bloke.
Is there a famous angry short person?
Why can't james corden be short.
I'm starting to think napoleon and a bloke I work with are the only angry short temper short individuals2 -
MrOneLung said:
Napoleon was actually average height for the times he lived inDave2l said:I highly doubt Ronnie Corbet ever lost his temper. Probably simply just a nice bloke.
Is there a famous angry short person?
Why can't james corden be short.
I'm starting to think napoleon and a bloke I work with are the only angry short temper short individualsIt was his depiction by a British cartoonist that created the enduring myth that he was particularly short.
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Hang about, you are actually Bob Parr. Aka; Mr Incrediblebobmunro said:In a previous role (nearly 40 years ago so really previous!) the CEO was about 5'. His office desk was huge with a boardroom table coming off it at 90 degrees - and somewhat lower. All the chairs were low and his big chair was high - and when you looked under the table you could see his feet dangling about 2 feet off the ground. He was a horrible little shit!
Bob Munro is just a secret, secret identity!
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Long live the height challenged.aliwibble said:
At least one of the mods is shorter than that, so might be a bit awkward...blackpool72 said:It's about time the mods on here banned everyone under 5 foot 8.
All in small packages etc.0 -
Pm'd you my number big man.AFKABartram said:I will fight you all. Form a queue and get on your knees*
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I wouldn’t stoop that lowForeverAddickted said:
Can you speak up a bit please? - Always struggle to hear short arses as the sound of their voice has so far to travelAFKABartram said:I will fight you all. Form a queue and get on your knees*
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Was Pearce Signs the place by the bus stop that had a bloke climbing up/down a ladder?bobmunro said:In a previous role (nearly 40 years ago so really previous!) the CEO was about 5'. His office desk was huge with a boardroom table coming off it at 90 degrees - and somewhat lower. All the chairs were low and his big chair was high - and when you looked under the table you could see his feet dangling about 2 feet off the ground. He was a horrible little shit!Still, it was the workplace (Pearce Signs in New Cross) where I met my missus, so not all bad.P.S. I hasten to add that I'm 5'10" so totally agree with Blackpool!
Always remember that sign as a youngster.
I would be on the 21 going to the Old Kent Road.0 -
Being a small man myself, cannot understand why normal sized people don't expect short arses to stick up for themselves.....1
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R0TW said:
Was Pearce Signs the place by the bus stop that had a bloke climbing up/down a ladder?bobmunro said:In a previous role (nearly 40 years ago so really previous!) the CEO was about 5'. His office desk was huge with a boardroom table coming off it at 90 degrees - and somewhat lower. All the chairs were low and his big chair was high - and when you looked under the table you could see his feet dangling about 2 feet off the ground. He was a horrible little shit!Still, it was the workplace (Pearce Signs in New Cross) where I met my missus, so not all bad.P.S. I hasten to add that I'm 5'10" so totally agree with Blackpool!
Always remember that sign as a youngster.
I would be on the 21 going to the Old Kent Road.
That's the one.
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Al Pacino is 5"7
I know it was an acting performance but he certainly had an angry look in his eye while making kebabs outside a nightclub on scarface
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