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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,018
    Southendaddick said:
    I’ve never lived in Southend 
    That explains why I've always thought I knew every Addick in Southend except the mysterious Southendaddick.
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,020
    Lordflashheart said:
    Southendaddick said:
    I’ve never lived in Southend 
    You therefore need to explain why you chose this as your user name !!!
    Has dreams of living there.
  • Hal1x
    Hal1x Posts: 4,265
    I have never licked Hay ever!
  • DaveStorry
    DaveStorry Posts: 989
    My name is not Dave and I'm far too old to still be playing for Tolcaster United  ( Scorer from Daily Mirror ) 
  • paulsturgess
    paulsturgess Posts: 3,794
    I would have thrown myself off tower bridge in mid winter before wearing a Millwall shirt 
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    Fanny Fanackapan said:
    I DO have a ......F

    Please fill in the missing word of your choice :)

    I can vouch for her Fanackapan. I used to sit next to her.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,731
    soapy_jones said:
    My name is not Jones but I do use soap!
    Please let your real surname be Titwank. 
  • Croydon
    Croydon Posts: 12,723
    I’ve swapped a CR postcode for a SE one, thankfully 
  • Todds_right_hook
    Todds_right_hook Posts: 10,875
    Croydon said:
    I’ve swapped a CR postcode for a SE one, thankfully 

    Seoydon
  • RaplhMilne
    RaplhMilne Posts: 4,601
    I received a strongly worded letter from the legal representative of Ralph Milne… Hence the reason for the subtle change. I am not Really Ralph…..

    I could have changed this in 2009 following his death. But, as a tribute to the great man I didn’t.
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  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,761
    I last lived in Romford in 1996.
    I’m also not actually a Lord.

    My real name is dukedagenham

    🤪
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    blackheathaddick said:
    I live in Medway, but you can see my lack of desire to change it.
    You still cycling?
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,827
    DA9 said:
    blackheathaddick said:
    I live in Medway, 
    You still crying?

  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,343
    I am neither Dazzling nor 21.
  • Stuart_the_Red
    Stuart_the_Red Posts: 1,847
    My name is Stuart, but I’m not red!
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,358
    Because I live in Locksbottom. 
  • Southendaddick
    Southendaddick Posts: 5,314
    In answer to the earlier question it seemed easier to create Southendaddick on net addicks and then this site all those years ago as I’ve mainly lived within 10 miles of the place

    Not sure many on here would know the nearby towns..

    Says more about my lack of imagination for a username than anything else 😂
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,835
    There's a side of me which regrets not picking a name Iike "Leaburn_and_Nelson" or "Upton_Park_Addick" as that's a more important period for me, but too late now!
    Battle_of_the_Bridge" would have been good too. 
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    Well what a bunch of fraudulent location charlatans we have amongst our midst. 

    Just need @LoOkOuT to confirm he’s in fact blind and lives in an underground bunker to complete the set. 
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  • swordfish
    swordfish Posts: 4,233
    I suppose I ought to fess up to being a goldfish!
  • EveshamAddick
    EveshamAddick Posts: 7,013
    Been living in Evesham since 2000 and still here..
  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,344
    I no longer hear the music
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,102
    Mines as accurate as ever.

    Still called Steve, still fall over way too often.
  • CAFCTrev
    CAFCTrev Posts: 5,974
    Im a Trev, but am I physically a CAFC?
  • WishIdStayedinthePub
    WishIdStayedinthePub Posts: 648
    I'm not in the pub right now.  But sometimes I am.
  • James86
    James86 Posts: 329
    Im not 86 is all I’ve got. 
  • WishIdStayedinthePub
    WishIdStayedinthePub Posts: 648
    Southendaddick said:
    In answer to the earlier question it seemed easier to create Southendaddick on net addicks and then this site all those years ago as I’ve mainly lived within 10 miles of the place

    Not sure many on here would know the nearby towns..

    Says more about my lack of imagination for a username than anything else 😂
    I'm guessing Canvey Island then.
  • masicat
    masicat Posts: 5,008
    My Accountant never Said I Can’t Afford This
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,840
    edited February 2024
    I believe in complete transparency!

    Sir Robert Munro of Foulis

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