Inaccurate Usernames

Stig

Southendaddick said:

I’ve never lived in Southend 

That explains why I've always thought I knew every Addick in Southend except the mysterious Southendaddick.

ElfsborgAddick

Lordflashheart said:

Southendaddick said:

I’ve never lived in Southend 

You therefore need to explain why you chose this as your user name !!!

Has dreams of living there.

Hal1x

I have never licked Hay ever!

DaveStorry

My name is not Dave and I'm far too old to still be playing for Tolcaster United  ( Scorer from Daily Mirror ) 

paulsturgess

I would have thrown myself off tower bridge in mid winter before wearing a Millwall shirt 

man_at_milletts

Fanny Fanackapan said:

I DO have a ......F

Please fill in the missing word of your choice

I can vouch for her Fanackapan. I used to sit next to her.

SuedeAdidas

soapy_jones said:

My name is not Jones but I do use soap!

Please let your real surname be Titwank. 

Croydon

I’ve swapped a CR postcode for a SE one, thankfully 

Todds_right_hook

Croydon said:

I’ve swapped a CR postcode for a SE one, thankfully 

Seoydon

RaplhMilne

I received a strongly worded letter from the legal representative of Ralph Milne… Hence the reason for the subtle change. I am not Really Ralph…..

I could have changed this in 2009 following his death. But, as a tribute to the great man I didn’t.

lordromford

I last lived in Romford in 1996.
I’m also not actually a Lord.

My real name is dukedagenham

🤪

DA9

blackheathaddick said:

I live in Medway, but you can see my lack of desire to change it.

You still cycling?

MrOneLung

DA9 said:

blackheathaddick said:

I live in Medway, 

You still crying?

Arsenetatters

Probably time to close the thread

Dazzler21

I am neither Dazzling nor 21.

Stuart_the_Red

My name is Stuart, but I’m not red!

charltonkeston

Because I live in Locksbottom. 

Southendaddick

In answer to the earlier question it seemed easier to create Southendaddick on net addicks and then this site all those years ago as I’ve mainly lived within 10 miles of the place

Not sure many on here would know the nearby towns..

Says more about my lack of imagination for a username than anything else 😂

killerandflash

There's a side of me which regrets not picking a name Iike "Leaburn_and_Nelson" or "Upton_Park_Addick" as that's a more important period for me, but too late now!
Battle_of_the_Bridge" would have been good too. 

AFKABartram

Well what a bunch of fraudulent location charlatans we have amongst our midst. 

Just need @LoOkOuT to confirm he’s in fact blind and lives in an underground bunker to complete the set. 

swordfish

I suppose I ought to fess up to being a goldfish!

EveshamAddick

Been living in Evesham since 2000 and still here..

Chunes

I no longer hear the music

stackitsteve

Mines as accurate as ever.

Still called Steve, still fall over way too often.

CAFCTrev

Im a Trev, but am I physically a CAFC?

WishIdStayedinthePub

I'm not in the pub right now.  But sometimes I am.

James86

Im not 86 is all I’ve got. 

WishIdStayedinthePub

Southendaddick said:

In answer to the earlier question it seemed easier to create Southendaddick on net addicks and then this site all those years ago as I’ve mainly lived within 10 miles of the place

Not sure many on here would know the nearby towns..

Says more about my lack of imagination for a username than anything else 😂

I'm guessing Canvey Island then.

masicat

My Accountant never Said I Can’t Afford This

bobmunro

I believe in complete transparency!

Sir Robert Munro of Foulis