Depends where the photo is stored, where it would be shown and if I could wear one of those terrifying black balaclavas.
If the answers to these questions were to my liking the price would start at £2k for millwall shirt and £3k for the other. Its has to be an amount that leaves no doubt I’m getting the better side of the deal.
I’m struggling with the answer to my own question. Millwall not too much, but Palace would need to be a fair amount. I think it would need to be for charity. I wonder what @MillwallFan would want to wear a full Charlton kit. Maybe, a kit swap for charity???
Charity match or something, then free, there's more to worry about in life.
I'm more on the CEL/Dazzler side of things - it's free cash and doesn't mean you're suddenly a diehard fan, wearing black and singing Sister Act songs.
My boy got binned by club, before getting a chance in the Academy. He got picked up by Fisher Ath, then got a chance with the Spanner’s, had to watch him play more games in a Millwall shirt than ours. I was absolutely gutted to see him play wearing that shirt. He also had a trial with Fulham. One week and a couple of games behind close doors,so never saw him in a Fulham shirt.
£100 for Millwall in respect to my family who came from Bermondsey. £100 for Palace in respect to my late In-laws who were Palace supporters.
Chelsea: no money in the world could get me to put that vomit, cesspit, cuntish club shirt on. The bastards damaged our ground back in the day and laundered dirty Russian money with Putin's London agent Abramovich.
I don't think having the photo taken in the shirt is that much of a challenge. If I was feeling thirsty, I'd do it for the price of a beer.
The real challenge would be to do the full kit wanker thing, with flags and using public transport. And just to make it worse, do it on a day when they ain't even playing. Here's Brian the Lion from Bermondsey practicing his Chrystal Palarse Ultra look.
Having given it some consideration I believe, that as a straight man I would rather have a penis in my mouth than wear either, which leads me to the pricing structure
Many years ago, and this isn't very 2024 I know so take it with the context its meant, me and a group of mates discussed how much money it would take to fully complete the act, orally, with another male (male unspecified), long story short, the figure of £1million was generally accepted as the going rate, a few hardliners and extremists refused to settle on a number so their votes and repression don't count. But yes given that I am saying I'd rather have a willy in my mouth than wear a piece of fabric, the price is £1,000,000 and everyone has a price.
Enough to get grudging respectful nods from even the hardiest of naysayers but low enough to be realistic, like indecent proposal
I'd wear a Millwall one for nothing. Don't mind them, got loads of Millwall pals, and my brother. We come from the same places cut from the same stock. Ok there's tonnes of wankers in flat caps that think they're invincible but on the whole they are proper.
I wouldn't wear a top from them other mugs for less than about £50,000 i reckon and I'm not joking. They're a joke club and everyone knows it.
That being said I havent put a football shirt on since i was about 10 so even a Charlton one would make me cringe chucking it on. Each to their own eh?
Organising my mates stag do at the moment. He’s a Nigel and has chosen 2 Charlton fans as his best men 😂 a nice weekend in Latvia for him in Brighton and Charlton full kit
Quite a wide distribution here. I’m certainly less than a million. I have to admit to wearing a Palace rosette albeit under extreme duress. I was invited to Wembley for the 1990 FA Cup Final between MU and Palace by clients with drinks, meal and comedian before the game. There were MU and Palace rosettes on the tables. I don’t like MU much but I refused to wear a Palace one. Of course, I was pressured into wearing a Palace one albeit for five minutes before I set light to it with someone’s lighter. “Oop, Crystal Palace are on fire today”, chipped in the comedian, blissfully unaware of the Crystal Palace fire in 1936.
Organising my mates stag do at the moment. He’s a Nigel and has chosen 2 Charlton fans as his best men 😂 a nice weekend in Latvia for him in Brighton and Charlton full kit
Make sure you give the Charlton kit a good bleaching once its all over...
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You must be great at haggling.
I Have no shame
Palace £10K and you'd need to supply the bucket
Charity match or something, then free, there's more to worry about in life.
I'm more on the CEL/Dazzler side of things - it's free cash and doesn't mean you're suddenly a diehard fan, wearing black and singing Sister Act songs.
So there is no price to put on the scum top and there's still no price to wear that club who are miles away who play in the M23 derby
He also had a trial with Fulham. One week and a couple of games behind close doors,so never saw him in a Fulham shirt.
£100 for Palace in respect to my late In-laws who were Palace supporters.
Chelsea: no money in the world could get me to put that vomit, cesspit, cuntish club shirt on.
The bastards damaged our ground back in the day and laundered dirty Russian money with Putin's London agent Abramovich.
The real challenge would be to do the full kit wanker thing, with flags and using public transport. And just to make it worse, do it on a day when they ain't even playing. Here's Brian the Lion from Bermondsey practicing his Chrystal Palarse Ultra look.
Millwall shirt, never.
Many years ago, and this isn't very 2024 I know so take it with the context its meant, me and a group of mates discussed how much money it would take to fully complete the act, orally, with another male (male unspecified), long story short, the figure of £1million was generally accepted as the going rate, a few hardliners and extremists refused to settle on a number so their votes and repression don't count. But yes given that I am saying I'd rather have a willy in my mouth than wear a piece of fabric, the price is £1,000,000 and everyone has a price.
Enough to get grudging respectful nods from even the hardiest of naysayers but low enough to be realistic, like indecent proposal
I wouldn't wear a top from them other mugs for less than about £50,000 i reckon and I'm not joking. They're a joke club and everyone knows it.
That being said I havent put a football shirt on since i was about 10 so even a Charlton one would make me cringe chucking it on. Each to their own eh?
Switching the roles...how much would @MillwallFan pay for the privilege of wearing the Red and White of Charlton...🙄
But I do know someone who has been seen in a Palace shirt and that cost 650,000pounds.
Make sure you give the Charlton kit a good bleaching once its all over...