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General Things That Annoy You thread - part 2

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  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,281
    Everything being turned into an F ing musical.

    FFS Stop it!
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,281
    Shitting!

    it’s always, thinking I’ve finished, getting up, wiping arse, pull pants & trousers up, push trousers & pants down, sitting down, splash splash, thinking I’ve finished getting up, wiping arse, pulling pants & trousers up, pushing trousers and pants down, splash splash splash, thinking I’ve finished, repeat Ad Infinitum. FFS.
  • gringo
    gringo Posts: 928
    People/Players who overuse use the term 100% 
    I agree 110%
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,958
    People/Players who overuse use the term 100% 
    100% this 
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,489
    Everything being turned into an F ing musical.

    FFS Stop it!
    I believe I already did this one Martin. So I agree 100%.  
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,233
    edited March 15
    Getting excited about for once receiving an envelope in the post ,only to open it and find it’s a bowel cancer screening kit :-( 

    Had a similar situation yesterday but it was the Council Tax bill.
    I wouldn't let them do your colonoscopy. 
    How much did they charge you for it?

  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,281
    People/Players who overuse use the term 100% 
    100% this 

    gringo said:
    People/Players who overuse use the term 100% 
    I agree 110%
    Everything being turned into an F ing musical.

    FFS Stop it!
    I believe I already did this one Martin. So I agree 100%.  
    Should have know, shouldn’t I?😾😹
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,281
    People clearing their throat in restaurants/cafes!

    A guy has been clearing his throat loudly for the past thirty minutes in the cafe I’m currently sitting in.

    I said something and got the inevitable jip.

    Really don’t get how anyone can think this is ok?
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 14,239
    edited March 15
    Lucky he didn't gob his phlegm in your coffee.

    That's what I do when someone complains about me clearing my throat. 
  • gringo
    gringo Posts: 928
    edited March 15
    That so many premier league footballers look like the baddies in a Crocodile Dundee movie.

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  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 27,275
    Leaving my laptop charger in the office yesterday to run and get the train. I only work 2.5 days a week and wasn’t planning on being in the office for a couple of weeks. 
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,518
    gringo said:
    That so many premier league footballers look like the baddies in a Crocodile Dundee movie.
    In a similar vein, the barnets on international rugby players. Was watching the 6 Nations and wondering if some of these guys look the way they do becauase they lost a bet or something. The mullet and moustache combo is particularly prevalent and there is simply no situation in which that is acceptable.

    Obviously I'm not going to say anything to their faces though. 
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 13,026
    Shitting!

    it’s always, thinking I’ve finished, getting up, wiping arse, pull pants & trousers up, push trousers & pants down, sitting down, splash splash, thinking I’ve finished getting up, wiping arse, pulling pants & trousers up, pushing trousers and pants down, splash splash splash, thinking I’ve finished, repeat Ad Infinitum. FFS.
    It's catchy but it'll never top the charts.
  • Macronate said:
    Shitting!

    it’s always, thinking I’ve finished, getting up, wiping arse, pull pants & trousers up, push trousers & pants down, sitting down, splash splash, thinking I’ve finished getting up, wiping arse, pulling pants & trousers up, pushing trousers and pants down, splash splash splash, thinking I’ve finished, repeat Ad Infinitum. FFS.
    It's catchy but it'll never top the charts.
    Could replace these words somehow ... maybe ...

    … Woke up, fell out of bed
    Dragged a comb across my head
    Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
    And looking up I noticed I was late
    … Found my coat and grabbed my hat
    Made the bus in seconds flat
    Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
    And somebody spoke and I went into a dream
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 29,715
    Macronate said:
    Shitting!

    it’s always, thinking I’ve finished, getting up, wiping arse, pull pants & trousers up, push trousers & pants down, sitting down, splash splash, thinking I’ve finished getting up, wiping arse, pulling pants & trousers up, pushing trousers and pants down, splash splash splash, thinking I’ve finished, repeat Ad Infinitum. FFS.
    It's catchy but it'll never top the charts.
    What about top of the plops?
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,510
    Macronate said:
    Shitting!

    it’s always, thinking I’ve finished, getting up, wiping arse, pull pants & trousers up, push trousers & pants down, sitting down, splash splash, thinking I’ve finished getting up, wiping arse, pulling pants & trousers up, pushing trousers and pants down, splash splash splash, thinking I’ve finished, repeat Ad Infinitum. FFS.
    It's catchy but it'll never top the charts.
    Could replace these words somehow ... maybe ...

    … Woke up, fell out of bed
    Dragged a comb across my head
    Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
    And looking up I noticed I was late
    … Found my coat and grabbed my hat
    Made the bus in seconds flat
    Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
    And somebody spoke and I went into a dream
    😉