General Things That Annoy You thread - part 2

ForeverAddickted

KBslittlesis said:

When you get out of the shower to then go into the bathroom to finish your routine of cleansing, moisturising etc, to hear the dreaded click of the door closing knowing full well he's gone in there to have a massive dump & you're left drying out like an old prune.

Ffs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You'd get on well with my missus, who reacts in similar fashion, when she decides to have a nice soak in the bath of a few evenings per week... My body is often well timed to need a No.2 at exactly the same time, and the loo isn't in a separate room either... She surprisingly disagrees about me spending quality time with her.

Algarveaddick

ForeverAddickted said:

KBslittlesis said:

When you get out of the shower to then go into the bathroom to finish your routine of cleansing, moisturising etc, to hear the dreaded click of the door closing knowing full well he's gone in there to have a massive dump & you're left drying out like an old prune.

Ffs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You'd get on well with my missus, who reacts in similar fashion, when she decides to have a nice soak in the bath of a few evenings per week... My body is often well timed to need a No.2 at exactly the same time, and the loo isn't in a separate room either... She surprisingly disagrees about me spending quality time with her.

TMI... 👌🤣

ross1

The above comments is why my wife insists on a home with two toilets when house hunting, which is what we have now

KBslittlesis

We have two toilets btw.
Quality time me arse 🤣🤣🤣🤣

KBslittlesis

And now I'm sat in the Dr's waiting room with the pissed up nutter talking about his prostrate.
The days just keeps giving 

MrWalker

Table servants who clear and set tables with gay abandon, creating as much noise as possible.
I enjoyed one if the poshest meals of my life recently.
Loads of poncy little courses with an irritatingly obsequious maitre d 
Exquisite food. 
But between each course the banging and crashing of plates, glasses and cutlery utterly spoiled the experience.

I've noticed the same at Toby Carvery.

Either train your table servants or stop pretending to be all high and mighty

SporadicAddick

MrWalker said:

Table servants who clear and set tables with gay abandon, creating as much noise as possible.
I enjoyed one if the poshest meals of my life recently.
Loads of poncy little courses with an irritatingly obsequious maitre d 
Exquisite food. 
But between each course the banging and crashing of plates, glasses and cutlery utterly spoiled the experience.

I've noticed the same at Toby Carvery.

Either train your table servants or stop pretending to be all high and mighty

Table servant? 😁

O-Randy-Hunt

MrWalker said:

Table servants who clear and set tables with gay abandon, creating as much noise as possible.
I enjoyed one if the poshest meals of my life recently.
Loads of poncy little courses with an irritatingly obsequious maitre d 
Exquisite food. 
But between each course the banging and crashing of plates, glasses and cutlery utterly spoiled the experience.

I've noticed the same at Toby Carvery.

Either train your table servants or stop pretending to be all high and mighty

It wasn't the £50 meal in Plymouth was it?

ValleyGary

‘Table servants’ is crazy 

IdleHans

KBslittlesis said:

And now I'm sat in the Dr's waiting room with the pissed up nutter talking about his prostrate.
The days just keeps giving 

Thats no way to talk about your husband!