Xmas Threads 2024 - The good, bad and WTF? Presents

eastterrace6168

Mendonca In Asdas said:

jonseventyfive said:

Shut your eyes think of Charlton and tuck in. 

That’s what I do at the dentists!

That reminds me of that dentist joke..

Lady goes into the dentist and say's

"Oh Mr jones, I don't know which I would rather...have a filling, or a baby"...
To which the dentist replies...
" Make your mind up love, I might have to alter the angle of the chair"...🙄

AddicksAddict

eastterrace6168 said:

Mendonca In Asdas said:

jonseventyfive said:

Shut your eyes think of Charlton and tuck in. 

That’s what I do at the dentists!

That reminds me of that dentist joke..

Lady goes into the dentist and say's

"Oh Mr jones, I don't know which I would rather...have a filling, or a baby"...
To which the dentist replies...
" Make your mind up love, I might have to alter the angle of the chair"...🙄

I asked my dentist if she was unhappy. “ Why don’t you think I’m unhappy?“, she asked. “You’re always looking down in the mouth“, I replied. 

eastterrace6168

What did the Lawyer say to the dentist...

"Do you promise to take the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothin' but the tooth...🤦‍♂️

A proper Christmas cracker one that was...