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Things your other halves say

Covered End
Covered End Posts: 51,982
edited October 2011 in Fun, Jokes & Captions

No doubt we have had this before, but it won't hurt to have a new discussion.

My other half just said :-

Abercrombie & Fred !

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  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    ''I thought Albino's were Albanians'' 


  • Floyd Montana
    Floyd Montana Posts: 3,730
    When i was in Paris, I didnt like those Parisites.

    @ Milton Jones
  • RedArmySE7
    RedArmySE7 Posts: 5,407
    My Mrs (currently at Kings Uni might I add) happily declared the other week that Death March was by "Chopping"! She's such a treasure!
  • EastStand
    EastStand Posts: 4,109
    Not my other half (he is very clever you know) but my mates. 

    Friend A. "Do parrots breathe oxygen? " (Because they are colourful like plants they might breathe CO2.) 
    "Is an Owl a bird? No, cos you know how they do that head thing! You know, like how whales aren't fish and how rats aren't mice!" 

    Friend B "What does BBQ stand for?" 
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827

    "Im so lucky"

    "That's massive"

    "You're amazing"

     

  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,725

    "Im so lucky"

    "That's massive"

    "You're amazing"

     

    Your wife says the same to me ;-)
  • fatrob
    fatrob Posts: 861

    "Im so lucky"

    "That's massive"

    "You're amazing"

     

    And your dreaming
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827

    Lol Beds

  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    ''i cant ive got school tomorrow''


  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827

    "Im so lucky"

    "That's massive"

    "You're amazing"

     

    And your dreaming
    Nope just a compulsive liar. ;-)
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  • adrian
    adrian Posts: 760
    Most of what my half says is X-rated.   I think I get on her nerves
  • thewolfboy
    thewolfboy Posts: 2,927
    My Missus said, "Oh my God there's an eagle in the garden!"

    It was a sparrowhawk.

    Later that evening....neighbours Missus says... "What do Sparrowhawks eat then?"
  • charltonbob
    charltonbob Posts: 8,254

     

    I'm going to take you for everything you've got................... & she did almost ;-(  .............................still at least I'm shot of the scraggy bitch now ;-) ;-) ;-)

  • superjonniejackson
    superjonniejackson Posts: 304

    "Im so lucky"

    "That's massive"

    "You're amazing"

     

    Hahahaha, and then you woke up a realised it was a dream ;-)
  • Bubble
    Bubble Posts: 1,541
    It's only a game
  • eug72
    eug72 Posts: 177
    I wish you cared S much about me as you do about Charlton
    U am too tired
    I told you so
  • eug72
    eug72 Posts: 177
    I am too tired that was!
  • church-lane
    church-lane Posts: 934
    "You've ruined my life, you fat bastard"
  • incorruptible addick
    incorruptible addick Posts: 2,125
    ''I wish you cared as much about me as you do about Charlton...''

    ''Darling , Charlton are a football team. You are a mere woman. Therefore, I even care about Palace more  than I do about you!''
  • EastTerrace
    EastTerrace Posts: 3,961
    edited October 2011
    You're not going to that match
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  • EastTerrace
    EastTerrace Posts: 3,961
    Why can't you be more like CE?
  • incorruptible addick
    incorruptible addick Posts: 2,125
    edited October 2011
    You're not going to that match
    More likely to say: 'What's a match?''

    Although to be fair, Mrs Incorruptible came to one match at Selhurst  in 1987, when our  then ten year old son was a mascot. She was quite excited while he had his photo taken in the centre cricle with Peter Shirtliff and Portsmouth captain Kenny Swain.

    Then he ran off the pitch and the game started. She opened her book and didn't  raise her nose from her novel for the next 90 minutes!
  • RedMist
    RedMist Posts: 1,404
    "Dont you think you've had enough to drink?"

    "stop it!"
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,782
    "That's the wrong hole"
  • Nicholas
    Nicholas Posts: 7,626

    "Dont put that in there"

     

  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,194
    'You can't go to Stevenage - it's my mum's birthday.'
  • CAFCBourne
    CAFCBourne Posts: 3,790
    Your not having another drink are you
  • Noss
    Noss Posts: 184
    How old are you?

    I think it's time we left

    Explain LBW again please?
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,218
    Darling... what time will you be home from the pub tonight?
  • J BLOCK
    J BLOCK Posts: 8,309
    Please don't drink too much

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