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Song for Kermit

Scratchingvalleycat
Scratchingvalleycat Posts: 759
edited October 2011 in General Charlton
After BWP scored on Saturday most of us joined in a chorus of  "he's better than Shaun" but we seemed lost when  Kermit had put in two. Suggestion are welcome for a "song for Kermit" As a starter for 10  I would submit the following to the tune of the "frogs chorus"

Win or lose, sink or swim
One thing is certain hen never gives in
Head or foot, pass or cross
Kermit scores for pleasure
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,918

    absolute zero chance of singing, but made me laugh.

    How about the end of the French anthem:

    ooh aaaahh
    ooh aaaahh
    ooh aaaahh, Ker-mon-gant
    ooh aaaahh, Kermongant

     

  • last_line
    last_line Posts: 577

    Or to the tune of the Muppets theme:

    ber, berrrrr ber, bermant.  Kermogant

    ber, ber ber, ber. Kermogant

    ber, berrrrr ber, ber, ber ber,ber, ber ber,ber, ber ber, ber, ber Kermogant!

     

    I went for ber, but it's easier to sing than write down!!

     

  • Gazcafc81
    Gazcafc81 Posts: 641
    edited October 2011

    We've got Ker-mor-gant, Say we've got Ker-mor-gant
     

    Like we are top the league.


    Depending on how you want to pronouce his name.


  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,326
    He comes from Brittany,
    He something something something
    Ker Mor Gan
    Oh oh oh
    Ker Mor Gan
    Oh oh oh
  • Athletico Charlton
    Athletico Charlton Posts: 14,318

    as per Pizza Hut.

    oh yay oh yay oh yay oh yay Kermogant Gant Gant

  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956

    He comes from Brittany,
    He cant take a penalty

    Ker Mor Gan
    Oh oh oh
    Ker Mor Gan
    Oh oh oh

    :-)
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,326

    He comes from Brittany,
    He cant take a penalty

    Ker Mor Gan
    Oh oh oh
    Ker Mor Gan
    Oh oh oh

    :-)
    Brilliant.
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    If it takes off Henry we can go 50/50 on the royalties :-)
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,864
    Continuing the muppet theme, to the tune of "Mana Mana"

    Ke-er-mor-gant
    Do doooo de doo do
    Ke-er-mor-gant
    Do doo de do
    Ke-er-mor-gant
    Do doooo de doo do de doo do de doo do de doo do doo do doo doo do dooo do!
  • Nicholas
    Nicholas Posts: 7,644
    edited October 2011

    he's better than Shaun

    he's better than Shaun

    Yann Kermorgant is also better then Shaun!


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  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,916

    To the tune of The Beatles "She Loves You"-

    "Miss Piggy loves him yeah yeah yeah

    Miss Piggy loves him yeah yeah yeah

    Miss Piggy loves him yeeaahh yeeaahh yeeaahh yeeaahh..."

     

  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    Lol, we all have too much time on our hands
  • DickVanDykesDiscoDog
    DickVanDykesDiscoDog Posts: 1,021
    "Paul Hayes
    you're not as good as Hayes
    you're not as good as Hayes
    you're not as good as Hayes
    Paul Hayes ...."
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,326
    If it takes off Henry we can go 50/50 on the royalties :-)
    Deal.
  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    Maybe we should all hum that great John Denver hit "Yanni's Song". Or, or, maybe something from "Yanni Get Your Gun"?
  • Phantom_User
    Phantom_User Posts: 655

    When the ball hits the net
    Not a frog, or Kermit,
    It's Ker Mor Gan

  • heavenSE7
    heavenSE7 Posts: 1,282
    To the tune of "Paolo Di Canio"

    "We've got Yann Kermogant"


    or

    To the tune of "Heyyyyyyy Hey Baby"

    Yannnnnnnnnnn Yann Kermogant
    OOH AHH
    We wanna knoowww OoooO
    If you like this song
  • DickVanDykesDiscoDog
    DickVanDykesDiscoDog Posts: 1,021

    absolute zero chance of singing, but made me laugh.

    How about the end of the French anthem:

    ooh aaaahh
    ooh aaaahh
    ooh aaaahh, Ker-mon-gant
    ooh aaaahh, Kermongant

     



    I'm sure those lovely folk at Old Trafford used to sing something similar and also to the last bit of the French National anthem

    now how did it go again ... "oooooh ahhhhh .. oooooh ahhhh .... ooooh ahhhh"

    just can''t remember who it was about though :o)


  • Jints
    Jints Posts: 3,504

    Something starting...

     

    My old man said follow the Yann

     

  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,326

    Something starting...

     

    My old man said follow the Yann

     

    I said "F*** off B******** you're a C***"

    No sorry that was My old man said be a palace fan : - )

    To the Rupert the Bear

    Yann, Yann, Yann Ker-mor-gan
    Everyone knows your name

    Yann Yann, Yan Ker mor-gan
    Scoring in ev -ry game

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  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,736
    After creating the Ruben bover song which we won't be seeing on a regular basis. I've come up with this one.

    Yanni are you ok, are you ok yanni
    Yanni are you ok, are you ok yanni
    Yanni are you ok, are you ok yanni
    You've been hit by, you've been struck by
    (the new cantona)
  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658

     i think the cantona song is the one but needs to go

     

    ooh aah, ooh aah, ooh aah,

    Yann Kermar

    ooh aah

    Yann Kermorgant

     

  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189

    Oh Kermogant (oh Kermogant)

    He plays up front (he plays up front)

    Oh Kermogant he plays up front

    He's being stalked by Miss Piggy

    Oh Kermogant he plays up front

     

     

  • DickVanDykesDiscoDog
    DickVanDykesDiscoDog Posts: 1,021

    Win or lose, sink or swim
    One thing is certain hen never gives in
    Head or foot, pass or cross
    Kermit scores for pleasure


    Loving your work SVC but I have a few questions regarding your ditty

    1. Are other farmyard animals allowed in this song or just hens ?

    2. In terms of sinking and swimming are we expecting some flash floods any time soon - are you the man in the know for this as is I'm getting nagged to water the garden this weekend but if it floods I can give it a miss

    3. Anything with the word pleasure in it always makes me fell a bit "dirty" if you catch my drift
    - is this the type of thing that young children could sing .... hmmmmm indeed

    Only minor amendments are needed but I see vast potential

    In the words of Louis Walsh "you were born to be on that (changes to high pitch voice) STAGE !!!"
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,793
    ooh ah gets my vote too
  • Granpa
    Granpa Posts: 2,995

    We've got Ker-mor-gant, Say we've got Ker-mor-gant
     

    Like we are top the league.


  • DickVanDykesDiscoDog
    DickVanDykesDiscoDog Posts: 1,021

    Like we are top the league.




    it's not like at all .. it's a fact 
  • Granpa
    Granpa Posts: 2,995

    Sorry about the above, it disappeared suddenly. What I wanted to say ( stolen from Gazcafc )  was turn it around :-

     

    We are top of the league,

    We've got Ker-mor gant

    and repeated. 

  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956

    He comes from Brittany,
    He cant take a penalty

    Ker Mor Gan
    Oh oh oh
    Ker Mor Gan
    Oh oh oh

    :-)
    Brilliant.
    Sorry guys but I think Henry & myself should be in the final with the above effort, and Kermit will love the penalty reference when he hears it sung :-)
  • DickVanDykesDiscoDog
    DickVanDykesDiscoDog Posts: 1,021
    don't apologise 
    I'm about to leave work and so am being very pedantic .. my apologies :o)

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