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Song for Kermit

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  • Folev the red
    Folev the red Posts: 2,087
    To the beatles - I want to hold your hand

    oh yeah iiii, thing Kermogants

    The greatest in the land

    When heeeee, scores that free-kick

    In front of the north staaaand
    He's Yann Kermogant
    His name is Kermogant
  • Scratchingvalleycat
    Scratchingvalleycat Posts: 759
    I am amazed at the level of thought put into some of these and having started it off withthe frog chorus I have been swayed to change my mind by your strong  ideas.

    It has to be simple and catchy  and with only  three lines this slight modification on an earlier effort by Revelinit, I believe hits the mark.
    Those not going to Hartlepool have 9 days to commit this to memory. I hope that those going to Hartlepool (sadly not me)  will give it a go as well.

    When the ball hits the net
    with his head or his feet
    its Ker mor gant

    I guess the version with  "Like a f**king rocket" may get the vote from the nod but this version might even be heard in the west stand!

    All in favour?
  • cafcsinger
    cafcsinger Posts: 5,568
    You better watch out
    You better beware
    He's good on the ground and he's good in the air,
    Kermogant is coming to town!!



    (blackburn mate told me that a while back with santa cruz)
  • EastStand
    EastStand Posts: 4,110

    as suggested by paddyp17, to the tune of clive mendonca

    super super yann

    super super yann

    super super yann

    super yan ker mor gant


    That's the only one I could see being sung. Or the Andy Hunt one. 
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,675
    You better watch out
    You better beware
    He's good on the ground and he's good in the air,
    Kermogant is coming to town!!



    (blackburn mate told me that a while back with santa cruz)
    A good one for Xmas maybe?
  • Nozza2310
    Nozza2310 Posts: 210
    FEED THE FROG AND HE WILL SCORE
  • charltonaddickedmatt
    charltonaddickedmatt Posts: 1,257

    Oh Ker-Mor-Gant' Oh Ker-Mor-Gant'

     

    He plays up front, He plays up front

     

    Oh kermorgant he plays up front, his being stalked by mrs piggy oh kermorgant he plays up front,

     

    Best one so far!

  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 23,014

    He's scored again,

    I still can't say his name....

    Kermormagoga.....

    Kermit, Kermit!!

     

  • Vinnie V.
    Vinnie V. Posts: 1,509

    Oh Ker-Mor-Gant' Oh Ker-Mor-Gant'

     

    He plays up front, He plays up front

     

    Oh kermorgant he plays up front, his being stalked by mrs piggy oh kermorgant he plays up front,

     

    Best one so far!

    Agreed.
  • fielderdaniel
    fielderdaniel Posts: 252
    I think this has to be it. I was laughing for ages at this

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  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,128
    To the muppets theme:
    His name is Yann Kermorgant

    When he scores he delights

    There's only one Kermorgant

    On the Charlton show tonight
    Best one so far
    Try and sing this at Hartlepool.
  • Charlton and on
    Charlton and on Posts: 984

    Heeyyy Hey baby

    I wanna know

     How you say your name

    Yann Kerm-or-gant

  • addick16
    addick16 Posts: 1,016
    After creating the Ruben bover song which we won't be seeing on a regular basis. I've come up with this one. Yanni are you ok, are you ok yanni Yanni are you ok, are you ok yanni Yanni are you ok, are you ok yanni You've been hit by, you've been struck by (the new cantona)


    this is best with a slight change:

     

    "Yanni are u ok, are u ok, are u ok Yanni?

    Yanni are u ok, are u ok, are u ok Yanni?

    youve been hit by, youve been struck by.... a smooth KERMORGANT! "

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