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felthamaddict
felthamaddict Posts: 200
edited November 2011 in Other Football and Sports

England will win the World Cup (And we did)

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  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    "I can confirm there will not be a hurrican tonight" (Michael Fish) 
  • Addicted
    Addicted Posts: 2,804
    Everybody is a genius

    But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree then it will spend it's whole life thinking that it is stupid
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,147
    The only person to get all of his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe (Valley McMoist)
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    "Not until its on the OS" (Henry Irving)
  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    "I told you I was ill" Spike Milligan (on his gravestone).
  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587

    “I used to think if there was reincarnation, I wanted to come back as the president or the pope or a .400 baseball hitter. But now I want to come back as the bond market. Then you can intimidate everybody.”

    (James Carville)

     

  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587

    "Googol, googol, googol. By a process of elimination I have to think it's a googol but I do not know what a googol is. I do not think it's a gigabit, nanomol, and I do not think it's a megatron. I really do think it's a googol."

    (Major Charles Ingram)

     

  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,952
    "I’ve never been to an Al-Qaeda Christmas party, but I have seen the invites. No music, no dancing, but we promise the fastest game of pass the parcel you’ve ever seen."

    Omid Jalili 
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,505
    I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country - Ian Rush
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,009

    So how was Chas and Dave?

     

    (AFKA Bartram, 2011) The night after going to see Chase and Status.


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  • Ormiston_Addick
    Ormiston_Addick Posts: 8,818
    "I’ve never been to an Al-Qaeda Christmas party, but I have seen the invites. No music, no dancing, but we promise the fastest game of pass the parcel you’ve ever seen."

    Omid Jalili 

    Gold, pure gold.
  • Ormiston_Addick
    Ormiston_Addick Posts: 8,818


    Whenever you hear a man speak of his love for his country,
    it is a sign that he expects to be paid for it.



    H. L. Mencken
  • Ormiston_Addick
    Ormiston_Addick Posts: 8,818


    The men the American public admire most extravagantly are
    the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell
    them the truth.



    H. L. Mencken



  • Addicted
    Addicted Posts: 2,804


    'They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise
    than that'

    Keegan, the man of a thousand quotes
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,073

    Dissent is the highest form of patriotism - Howard Zinn.

     

    Also by him,

    You can't be neutral on a moving train.

  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,173
    Reporter: Gordon can I have a quick word?

    Gordon Strachan: Velocity.
  • felthamaddict
    felthamaddict Posts: 200

    Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.

    Without them there would be no FIFA

  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,073

    Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.

    Without them there would be no FIFA

    How do you know that?
  • felthamaddict
    felthamaddict Posts: 200
    It's an opinion not a fact
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,073
    It's an opinion not a fact
    Precisely. But stated as if it were a fact.

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  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,952
    here we go again
  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587

    "The problem with the French is that they have no word for entrepreneur."

    (George W Bush)

  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,192

    Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.

    Without them there would be no FIFA

    I think you will find that without EA sports there would be no FIFA
  • davedave
    davedave Posts: 101
    edited November 2011
    We begin bombing in 5 minutes (Moscow)

    (Ronald Reagan caught on a live mic)
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    whats the french for duck ala orange..

    D.Trotter
  • felthamaddict
    felthamaddict Posts: 200
    edited November 2011

    As are the majority of posts (opinions stated as facts)

  • felthamaddict
    felthamaddict Posts: 200
    Dizzle what came first WW2 or EA Sports?
  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    edited November 2011

     Del- One of my most favouritist meals is Duck à l'Orange, but I don't know how to say that in French.
    Rodney- It's canard.
    Del- You can say that again bruv!
    Rodney- No the French word for duck is canard.
    Del- Is it? I thought that was something to do with the QE2?
    Rodney- No that's Cunard. They're the ones with the boats and what have you. The French for duck is canard.
    Del- Right lovely jubbly. Right, so how do the French say à l'Orange then?
    Rodney- A l'Orange!
    Del -What, the same as we do?
    Rodney -Yes
    Del- Oh dear, it's a pity they don't use more of our words innit eh?

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    I wasn't being pedantic Adam, just your quote made me laugh and wanted to remember the whole thing so looked it up.

  • davedave
    davedave Posts: 101
    The bowlers Holding , the batsmans Willey

    Reputedly by Brian Johnson  (but he claimed he didn't remember ever saying it)
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    Lady Astor " Mr Churchill your drunk"
    Mr Churchill " Lady Astor your ugly, but i will be sober in the morning"


    There would be no FIFA without Churchill ----fact.

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