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Moral dilemma....advice required.

Ross
Ross Posts: 4,420
edited November 2011 in General Charlton
So chaps, I need some advice as I'm in a sticky situation (literally).

I'm crazy about this girl and she's crazy about me. The only problem she and her family are Palace fans.

What would you do?
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  • southamptonaddick
    southamptonaddick Posts: 4,083

    Firstly if she supports palarse she is just crazy.

    Secondly try and get her to Charlton games. If she won't, kick her into touch pronto.

  • E_cafc
    E_cafc Posts: 2,617
    Personally I would give her one and then blow her out, just to get one over on Palace!
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,876
    Personally I would give her one and then blow her out, just to get one over on Palace!
    In his charlton shirt
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,723
    edited November 2011
    Establish who is the dominant partner early on.

    Cultivate some acne, change your name to Nigel  and get yourself down to Selhurst :-)
  • E_cafc
    E_cafc Posts: 2,617
    That`s it, of course! ;)
  • adrian
    adrian Posts: 760
    Time to find out how crazy she is of you.  Tell her to never ever mention Palace in front of you.  If she refuses, forget her.  Anyway, she can't be that good if she supports Palarse
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,796
    she sounds like the perfect girlfriend if you ask me...she won't want to come to football with you and when you do reach that point when you want to dump her you have the perfect get out with your 'unreconciliable differences' and you can take the moral high ground and even say to her 'you know it makes sense...'
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,306
    So chaps, I need some advice as I'm in a sticky situation (literally).

    I'm crazy about this girl and she's crazy about me. The only problem she and her family are Palace fans.

    What would you do?
    I think you should approach this like Mark Corrigan, "she's got the magical combo of beauty and low self-esteem"!
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,454

    If you are after some sage wisdom from an older man Ross, who has been there, seen most of it and done most of it...

    "shag the living daylights out of her and wipe yer dick on her Palarse duvet covers on the way our!"

  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    I have no advice to give or sympathy, you knew early that she was a palarse fan and you shouldn't have got involved and walked away

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  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,979
    The big heave ho i'm afraid.
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,261

    It's a modern day Romeo and Juliet.

    So unfortunately you will both end up dying in tragic circumstances.

    Sorry.

  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,358
    LOL, U Boat.
  • kimbo
    kimbo Posts: 3,006

    It's a modern day Romeo and Juliet.

    So unfortunately you will both end up dying in tragic circumstances.

    Sorry.

    lol
  • PaulCAFC
    PaulCAFC Posts: 857

    Knock her up and bring the child up a Charlton fan just to annoy her and her family.

  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,990
    Fill your boots, mate. And have some fun with her.

    If she starts giving you grief ......simples: Next!
  • Rob
    Rob Posts: 12,042
    Tricky one. I suppose you can hope that she and her family eventually see the light otherwise there's no hope I'm afraid. They'll be destined for a life of misery. Do you really want to be a part of that?
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,148
    Some things are not meant to be...
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,504
    If you love her then you love her.  Just make it clear upfront that any children will be raised in the one true faith.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 29,108
    edited November 2011
    If she's palace, then she's used to going down. Fill her boots.

    See if you can get her to change clubs.

    You could take her up the arsenal!

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  • Gumbo
    Gumbo Posts: 957
    I'm missus family support Millwall. as she tell he it's her second team. All I can say is it does work remember
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,758

    Rip it up her sh*tter

  • Rob
    Rob Posts: 12,042

    Rip it up her sh*tter

    I say old chap, that's a bit strong.  :-)
  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,517
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  • Norfolk_Addick
    Norfolk_Addick Posts: 2,289
    Cheat on her and then blame her for being a palace c*nt.
  • jimmymelrose
    jimmymelrose Posts: 9,880
    Picture required.
    lol






  • Ross
    Ross Posts: 4,420
    Thanks for the replies. Some very funny ones.

    We'll see how things go....
  • Crusty54
    Crusty54 Posts: 3,276
    both go and support Bromley
  • SE10
    SE10 Posts: 2,169
    This thread really is pointless without pictures.
  • richie8
    richie8 Posts: 1,205
    Had something similar,working next door to Sellout Park I chatted up a young lady many moons ago on Norwood Jn station,shagged her in my woolwich sponsored charlton shirt in her flat in the shadow of Sellout and dumped her on Clapham Jn station.Have some fun but It will never work!!!!!!!

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