Attention: Please take a moment to consider our terms and conditions before posting.

Caption Competition - The Gaffer and Powelly

Henry Irving
Henry Irving Posts: 85,210
edited March 2012 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
What are they saying?

image
«134

Comments

  • better red than dead
    better red than dead Posts: 491
    It's not invisible ink, your pen's upside down.
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    Chirpy, ban him... tick
    Soundasa£, make him say sorry... tick
    OohAhh, tell him I'm not that way inclined... tick
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,210
    Chirpy, ban him... tick
    Soundasa£, make him say sorry... tick
    OohAhh, tell him I'm not that way inclined... tick
    PMSL

    Nice pic of Mrs JVL behind AFKA plus you can see how posh our new venue is.

  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,617
    " So Chris, where exactly do you get you trousers shortened"
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    listen afka, i'm not telling you any tactical secrets all the time youve got that microphone shoved down the back of your jeans.
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,993
    Chirpy, ban him... tick
    Soundasa£, make him say sorry... tick
    OohAhh, tell him I'm not that way inclined... tick
    lol ... superb
  • Deadred
    Deadred Posts: 1,514
    edited March 2012
    'Sorry afka I've already got a vertically challenged defender in my back four, how about midfield?'
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,993
    "OK, let's look at your suggestions:
    ... Schlupp - yup maybe,
    ... Messi - I did ask but he didn't fancy staying at the Bexleyheath Marriott."
  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 5,999
    SCP - those shoes are a bit rascal, but surely you should be wearing some Uggs?
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    As BDL would say...

    GITS !!

    Didn't know a camera was around, I would have stood taller :-)

    I'll keep you guessing what we were discussing....
  • Sponsored links:



  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,068
    edited March 2012
    Powell: Here's the address of a place where you can get trousers that fit. Tell them that the manager of the year sent you.
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    "So yeah, Dan, on the 6th Day I created the birds and trees and that sort of shit..."
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,068
    you can see how posh our new venue is.

    Indeed, very impressive! But then again one expects that in Bromley.
  • CAFCBourne
    CAFCBourne Posts: 3,790
    What a flattering photo

    you put first name here
  • Granpa
    Granpa Posts: 2,995
    3 across, football cry of anguish, 4 letters starting with O.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    Well if you order the saag aloo and I'll order the onion bahji and well share
  • Terry Naylor
    Terry Naylor Posts: 2,126
    "Is that all were taking to Huddersfield? Have you got OoHaa's number?"
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,993
    lol ... already one of my favourite threads
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    "So yeah, Dan, on the 6th Day I created the birds and trees and that sort of shit..."
    Proper PMSL!
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,215
    Tell Acworth I will say yes or no to the first five players on this list, but I'm not going through the other ninety five on it. It was bad enough when that other kid gave me a players list the last time I turned up for a Bromley meeting.

  • Sponsored links:



  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    Basically AFKA, photovoltaic solar panels are not just becoming one if the most popular forms of renewable energy, they also offer you as the homeowner real, tangible benefits by not just reducing your utility bills, but allows you to benefit from Feed In Tariff payments.
  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    Powell: "So that's the complete list of people on Charlton Life who will sleep with me, and you have confirmed that they are all female?"

    AFKA: "Ah, let me get back to you on that. Now, let's go through my suggestions for the midfield again".
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    edited March 2012
    CP : You obviously did nt read it but this is the dress code for these type of do's and it clearly says at the top, NO WHITE TRAINERS
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    Powell: So this new hotel, has building work started or what?
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,210
    edited March 2012
    Powell : "Ok, I go through it one more time. Quantitative easing is an increase in the size of the balance sheet of the central bank through an increase in its monetary liabilities (base money), holding constant the composition of its assets. Asset composition can be defined as the proportional shares of the different financial instruments held by the central bank in the total value of its assets. Does that help?"

    AFKA "Thanks, I've got it now"
  • BaronPaolo
    BaronPaolo Posts: 372
    "NO AFKA, I'M the boss so YOU'RE doing noughts and I'M doing the crosses".
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,474
    CP...."Is that a banana in your"...........................well you know the rest!
  • redlanered
    redlanered Posts: 2,195
    SCP: "So you're Mikel Alonso! I thought you had longer hair"
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    SCP: Do you think I should address it Dear Grapevine, or do you think I should use his real name ?
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Powell to AFKA, 'Why have you got my '80s denim shorts on?'

Categories

“Marketplace”