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Car accident this morning

Medders
Medders Posts: 5,572
edited July 2007 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
I'm really pi$$ed off. Someone just crashed into my car in one of those new Skoda's. There's bloody jam and sponge everywhere....
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  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    Medders that is almost as old as you
  • cunningstunt87
    cunningstunt87 Posts: 1,100
    I don't get it.
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,554
    He means the joke is old mate
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    this thread is going to get caked in puns i think
  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,587
    i think medders is just creaming it
  • cunningstunt87
    cunningstunt87 Posts: 1,100
    Thanks Shag, but I didn't understand the joke either.

    Must be my youthfulness ........
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,116
    [cite]Posted By: cunningstunt87[/cite]Thanks Shag, but I didn't understand the joke either.

    Must be my youthfulness ........

    Not seen the skoda advert?
  • bingaddick
    bingaddick Posts: 8,181
    I think they were a trifle careless......
  • cunningstunt87
    cunningstunt87 Posts: 1,100
    No Stu. I feel I've missed something though.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,203
    No one tell him. This is even funnier than the first joke.

    PS was there a traffic jam after the accident. I hope you car wasn't too battenberged
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    was this the accident i heard on the radio ? Just outside Eccles ?
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    Stop this now. It's scone too far
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    this thread - i can't believe its not better
  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,587
    you should be locked up and put in custordy.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    Come on guys we're creaming it a bit.

    My eyes are starting to glaze over
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    they'll be hundreds and thousands of posts on this subject
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    I really doughnut understand the joke either....
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,203
    [cite]Posted By: WSS[/cite]they'll be hundreds and thousands of posts on this subject

    Classic
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    Is the damage to your car serious? Can't you just sponge off the damage and get on with it?
  • RedArmySE7
    RedArmySE7 Posts: 5,407
    I hear the driver was a bit of a fruit cake for taking the wrong turnover....



    Gets coat!
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    Medders did you give him the (iced) finger ?
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,218
    [cite]Posted By: cunningstunt87[/cite]Thanks Shag, but I didn't understand the joke either.

    Must be my youthfulness ........

    Nothing to do with your age, i think its just your complete and utter lack of humour.
  • cunningstunt87
    cunningstunt87 Posts: 1,100
    edited July 2007
    Someone got out the wrong side of bed this morning.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    Medders, is it true the other driver was three times the legal yogurt limit, and was completely Mullared ???
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,218
    er yeh, rich coming from one of the most cantankerous posters on here.
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    [cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]er yeh, rich coming from one of the most cantankerous posters on here.
    i don't even know what cantankerous means but i found that post hilarious!
  • cunningstunt87
    cunningstunt87 Posts: 1,100
    Whys that then? Cos I don't rate Todorov? Boo fcuking hoo.
  • cunningstunt87
    cunningstunt87 Posts: 1,100
    It means argumentative WSS
  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,587
    i heard the road was pancaked with the car fillings
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    [cite]Posted By: cunningstunt87[/cite]It means argumentative WSS
    ok, thought it might have been a type of cake

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