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Car accident this morning

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  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,587
    i think everyone is making a meal out of this
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    Carter, you are still the currant board splitter. Get rollover it
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    I heard the tyres were flat as a pancake
  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,587
    i think medders and carter need TIMEOUT
  • cunningstunt87
    cunningstunt87 Posts: 1,100
    I'm in a bit of a flap, jack.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    We are getting in a bit of a twirl over this. I'll be back in a minute, need a boost
  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,587
    Medders is your no claims bonus going to go down the marzipan now
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    This is going to be a marathon thread.
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    I revel in these threads though...
  • RedArmySE7
    RedArmySE7 Posts: 5,407
    Stop malteaser-ing me with with these puns
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  • Nug
    Nug Posts: 4,623
    Didn't involve a double decker did it? This thread is making me snicker!
  • The Equaliser
    The Equaliser Posts: 758
    Was that follicly challenged bloke called Gareth involved?..if he was I think I know him...thats Gary Baldi.
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    Just had the following whispered from Mr Danny Dyer, CAFCBourne... been pi$$ing myself since I got it, and really can't not share it with the rest of you... ;-)

    "Don't do it again, i had no idea what the joke was and so thought i would share with office!!

    Since then i have the biggest verbal volley of abuse from colleagues known to man please keep to yourself!!"
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    Were the police called? I took thre liberty just in case.


    Merangue it in!!!!
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,832
    The fella driving the other car was a right roly poly, a complete pudding. Apparently he was looking the other way because he'd just spotted dick on the other side of the road with his wife Victoria (sponge). Little does he know that Dick's a Jaffa and is not interested in her - he fancies Mr Kippling down the road instead.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]The fella driving the other car was a right roly poly, a complete pudding. Apparently he was looking the other way because he'd just spotted dick on the other side of the road with his wife Victoria (sponge). Little does he know that Dick's a Jaffa and is not interested in her - he fancies Mr Kippling down the road instead.


    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ :-)
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,832
    edited July 2007
    Admit it - you loved that post really didn't you madeira?
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    Some exceedingly good puns...
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    sure did, you big fairy cake !
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,832
    [cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]sure did, you big fairy cake !

    Mini roll!
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    Large bloomer !!
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,832
    Is that a cake though - ya little chutney?
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,832
    I'm off to the pub now - some people on here are turning into right hot cross bunnies
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    It's been fun, but I gouda go...
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    now its just getting cheesy
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,832
    Gorgonzola, are you lot Stil ton about this???
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    Yep but at half past gruyere I've got to go...
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,832
    You feta believe it!
  • cunningstunt87
    cunningstunt87 Posts: 1,100
    (E)Dam!
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    Shame we let BRIEan Hughes go

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