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Reasons for missing an away game/weekend

MeddersMedders
edited June 2012 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Gumbo is missing Blackpool away as he's going to 'Horse of the Year'. Can anyone beat that?

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    cafcfancafcfan
    I doubt it. The Horse Of the Year Show is one of those things that seems to come around about once a month. At least it doesn't get the TV coverage it used to!
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    LincsaddickLincsaddick
    Let's hope that Gumbo doesn't get too many faults and enjoys his nosebag
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    KetmanKetman
    Shocking, wonder if his Mrs will make him wear the Horses Flymask?
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    MiserableoldgitMiserableoldgit
    Kets: What are you trying to tell us ?
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    GumboGumbo
    Yes it true I'm gutted, my mrs and her mate bought these tickets in January saying we can make a weekend of it etc, so me and my mate John have to go! For years she tried to make my go to olympia and about two year ago to keep the peace I went, its not my thing and tbh neither is HOTY but what can I do?

    Fly masks thing isn't not my think either.
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    CarterCarter
    You are dead to me
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    BoomBoom
    Apparently I saw your parents boozer in deepest darkest Kent not long ago. I don't known you but I think they may be quite ashamed. Horses? Go to that little rare breed centre down the road! No good.
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    oohaahmortimeroohaahmortimer
    tell me gumbo is the wrong side of 40 or his wife/girlfriend is posh otherwise this relationship or him are doooomed for life ;-)
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    PlaaayerPlaaayer
    He looks it but he's not.
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    oohaahmortimeroohaahmortimer
    so he looks as old as Nicholas
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    PlaaayerPlaaayer
    Woah, come on there's no need for that!
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    oohaahmortimeroohaahmortimer
    oh sorry he doesn't look in his 50s , fair enough
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    Bryan_KynsieBryan_Kynsie
    Surely you can tell the missus she can take a couple more of her horsey friends and make a weekend of it, whilst you and John go to Blackpool for the weekend and do likewise. She can tell you all about it afterwards. Get her tickets for Hickstead as a surprise as a thank you. That won't clash as its soon.

    If she doesn't like that idea then my advice is to just go to Blackpool and f##k Hickstead because long term you are indeed doomed.
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Still, at least he'll be in good company all weekend, with his long face.
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Surely you can tell the missus she can take a couple more of her horsey friends and make a weekend of it, whilst you and John go to Blackpool for the weekend and do likewise. She can tell you all about it afterwards. Get her tickets for Hickstead as a surprise as a thank you. That won't clash as its soon.

    If she doesn't like that idea then my advice is to just go to Blackpool and f##k Hickstead because long term you are indeed doomed.
    Don't nag him.
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    CAFCBourneCAFCBourne
    Gumbo is missing Blackpool away as he's going to 'Horse of the Year'. Can anyone beat that?
    I dont know medders what was your excuse for missing the last 3 seasons?

    Come back out the woodwork now!!
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    GumboGumbo
    Update told my mrs that I was missing Blackpool for her HOTY she said "you can go" I don't think she means that tho!?!?
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    southamptonaddicksouthamptonaddick
    Update told my mrs that I was missing Blackpool for her HOTY she said "you can go" I don't think she means that tho!?!?
    Did she say"you can go if you want".

    If she did that means you are in the shit if you do go.

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    Stu_of_KunmingStu_of_Kunming
    You are dead to me

    Pot kettle black, Daniel ;-)
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    NicholasNicholas
    oh sorry he doesn't look in his 50s , fair enough
    Says the grey haired fella
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    GumboGumbo
    Southamptonaddick it was one of those comments when you think what ever i say next it's gonna be wrong. I will still be at more games the Medders this season so may have to let her win this one, if I'm lucky Blackpool away 3rd round F.A Cup
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    WoodsywoodWoodsywood
    Gumbo tell her bollocks, that is what I done three years ago about going to a game haven't seen her since.
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    PlaaayerPlaaayer
    So she's said yes Gumbo? What you being a melt for then?
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    So she's said yes Gumbo? What you being a melt for then?
    When a woman says yes to this type of request, it usually means no. As men, we're expected to be able to understand this.
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    Bryan_KynsieBryan_Kynsie
    This is a good opportunity for Gumbo to explain to her that its better to say what you mean. Also there is now no need to be forking out for a Hickstead ticket as a sweetener.
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    MeddersMedders
    And another no-show last night... He shall no longer be known as Gumbo. What a disgrace.
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    CarterCarter
    I've just remembered why meddlers missed a home game a few years ago....

    To watch rugby

    Case closed
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    MeddersMedders
    Rugby v horse of the year show.... hmmmm
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