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Puns in here please

PL54
PL54 Posts: 10,757
edited July 2012 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Should keep every other thread clear of them and give a dedicated outlet for all the clever / "look at me" people.


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  • Melrose
    Melrose Posts: 836
    Should keep every other thread clear of them and give a dedicated outlet for all the clever / "look at me" people.


    So sorry posted on another thread
    Didn't realise you were a site administrator
    Not "look at me", just a bit of fun
    Try it some time!

  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    you been injecting too much creatine in ya balls and its affecting your moods PL54!
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    Such anger being displayed out there.

  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,376
    No point in having a dedicated pun thread as there won't be any subjects to make puns out of....
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,510
    PL54 I hope you will be suitably punished.
  • Melrose
    Melrose Posts: 836
    PL54 I hope you will be suitably punished.
    LOL

  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,914
    this is just a "look at me thread" because the OP didn't know any Oasis songs.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,638
    Should keep every other thread clear of them and give a dedicated outlet for all the clever / "look at me" people.


  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,276
    As Requested

  • Brunello
    Brunello Posts: 1,950
    So what is the punitive punishment, dear pundit? You've puntured our fun rather like those punctuation punks. Take a punt on some puny puns, you might like it!!!!

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  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,312
    Maybe what is needed is a punkah walla to cool things down
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,914
    here you go

    image
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,312
    image
  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    thats the way to do it!
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,407
    I gave a beggar standing outside some crappy shop a quid this morning. The beggar fainted. Suddenly, an ambulance pulled up and carted the bloke away. The ambulanceman said it was a Pundstretcher.
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,502
    Olympic torch passing through Essex today. Pun away
  • bristoladdick
    bristoladdick Posts: 1,151
    A young woman walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre.

    So the barman gave her one.
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    Olympic torch passing through Essex today. Pun away
    Did it go through the Dartford Punnel?
  • DanDavis
    DanDavis Posts: 1,131
    Some people call me skinny, I prefer to think of myself as puny.
  • DRF
    DRF Posts: 2,455
    I'm sticking my one in here.

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  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    ... said the vicar to the bishop!
  • Ollywozere
    Ollywozere Posts: 1,542
    image
  • DanDavis
    DanDavis Posts: 1,131
    Has anyone noticed how dull all the other threads have become since all the clever "look at me" people have been banished to this one thread?!
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,789
    Has anyone noticed how dull all the other threads have become since all the clever "look at me" people have been banished to this one thread?!
    No
  • DanDavis
    DanDavis Posts: 1,131
    Inserts smiley face
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,788
    My problem is I'm never quite sure where to put the PUN'tuation marks when typing..............................
  • DanDavis
    DanDavis Posts: 1,131
    Can't you just take a punt?
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,788
    Would have been here earlier but got a PUNcture on the way home. I was going so fast at the time, my car nearly sPUN out of control......................................
  • DanDavis
    DanDavis Posts: 1,131
    Spunbelievable

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