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  • donnyaddick
    donnyaddick Posts: 315
    Razil - Story of one mans quest to set up a supporters trust in an Orwellian futuristic Britain
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    Stoke - Psychological thriller: The mysterious Uncle Pulis comes to live with a girl whose father has died.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    E.-off his nut friendly alien befriends Elliott.
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,222
    28 days late - The story of a bird who thinks she's up the duff to a zombie dad
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    Chitty Chitty Bang Ban - An obnoxious American is told he cannot drive his car until he fixes the backfiring problem.
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    edited March 2013
    Petty Woman - A prostitute gets lucky and marries a millionaire, but spoils the day by asking her new husband for her original fee of £4-50p for the blowjob.
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    The Boys from Razil - After many years of asking nicely, the chairman of a supporters trust finally loses his patience and sends his heavies round to Off_it's house.
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    Nine and a half Wee's - An aging Charlton fan living in Cornwall talks despairingly about his nightly trips to the toilet.
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    edited March 2013
    Basi Instinct - The unnerving story of a man who at all times knows the exact location of a Cardiff born, black female Diva.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,957
    Full Meal Jacket - artificially controversial singer dresses in roast beef, yorkshire pud, roast spuds, peas, carrots, gravy and apple crumble and custard for no apparent reason.
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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    edited March 2013
    Moo Raker - Roger Moore gets a job shovelling up cow shit
    T' Underball - Documentary about Freddie Truman's controversial use of underarm bowling technique
    The Dead Poo - Documentary looking at automatic post-mortem bowel evacuations
    Di Hard - Film about a chick with a dick
    Secret Gent - The sequel to Di Hard
    Dial M For Murde - Gérard Depardieu in a shit film
    A Lad In - Jimmy Saville in a toe touching special
    Anna Karen In A… - Any film starring Olive from On The Buses
    Owling for Columbine - Michael Moore meets Bill Oddie to discuss the use of owls in falconry
    The Dirty Do Zen - A bunch of sex-obsessives get into Bhuddism
    The Empire Trikes Back - Darth Vader and chums cycle home on a three wheeler
    The Glenn Iller Story - Band leader is suffering from a nasty progressive disease
    Happy Fee - Film about money shots
    The Little Me Maid - Verne Troyer romps around in a maid's outfit
    The Science of the Lambs - Broadcast from the Open Eweniversity
    The Tree Faces of Eve - She's not very pretty
    Wallace & Gromit: The Wrong Rousers - Our heros try to wake up some bad men
    The Ho Bit - When blow jobs go wrong
    The Weeney - Ray Winstone is concerned about his tiny todger
    Sex Rugs & Rock and Roll - Biopic about Ian Dury's penchant for wigs
    Nil By Moth - An insect scores very low in an exam
    Carry on Creaming - Homage to onanism
    The Itcher - Rutger Hauer picks up the crabs
    The Great Up Pet Caper - Tale of bestiality starring comedy puppets
    Corpse Brie - Helena Bonham Carter develops a taste for dead mens smeg
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    Wallace and Gromit: A Gran Day Out - A man takes his dog and Nan to the park, then the bingo.
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    The ion king- the story of a science nerd searching for the super atom that will change his life.

    The God Son- epic remake of the story of Christ.

    True Les- a lesbian on a mission to show the world it is not a phase.

  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    Not films, but I've always loved Graham Rawle's work.

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  • twiggyaddick
    twiggyaddick Posts: 1,564
    Oxcatcher - the story of how Arsene Wenger signed Oxlade-chamberlain
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  • twiggyaddick
    twiggyaddick Posts: 1,564
    How to Train Your ragon 2 - the story of a woman controlling her period.
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    edited December 2014
    Holy Necropost Batman!
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,832
    edited December 2014
    great bump.
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    50 first mates- the story of a horny sailor
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,832
    Paulie - you take a letter away, not change a letter.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,832
    Eon - the story of an energy supplier cold caller who doubles up as an assasin, taking a young child under his wing, when her supplies were cut off by a rival company.
  • hawksmoor
    hawksmoor Posts: 2,608
    The Wicker Ma

    Someone's mum is used in a ritual sacrifice by a Scottish cult.
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,435
    50 fist dates

    One man's ongoing quest to find casual gratification in the most eye watering fashion
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    Luke Shaw Shank Redemption

    Football player initially gets in bovver when a sharpenend biro is found in his locker but it's OK in the end
  • cafcnick1992
    cafcnick1992 Posts: 7,413
    Gone With The Win - The story of the man who switched bookies for the Cash out option

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