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Millwall fans and mum

nolly
nolly Posts: 12,122
edited April 2013 in Other Football and Sports
Reading in the paper today about a few of them and their shenigans at wembley , why are grown men living at home with mummy? One in his mid twenties in bed watching DVDs as mummy was cooking apple pie .
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  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    Would you let one marry your daughter?
  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    Marriage ? These creeps love mum to much , odd
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,963
    nolly said:

    Reading in the paper today about a few of them and their shenigans at wembley , why are grown men living at home with mummy? One in his mid twenties in bed watching DVDs as mummy was cooking apple pie .

    lovely day too and indoors watching videos? Should've been down the local beer garden 'aving a ruck.

  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,495
    Lots of "grown" men seem to live with their mums and then get married so live with their wives without ever having to look after themselves.
  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    It's all very Norman bates
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    its what they do
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 29,095
    nolly said:

    It's all very Norman bates

    Mummy Bates & Master Bates.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,950
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  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,272
    Well there was actually an article in teh Metro this morning about how more young people live with their parents and will become their carers, as it takes 24 years to save for a bloody deposit in London. Now that is really depressing.
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,963
    yeah, fancy living in London. Urgh.

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  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    Henry Irving said:

    Lots of "grown" men seem to live with their mums and then get married so live with their wives without ever having to look after themselves.

    This is me. I'm 35 and moved in with my missus when I was 22 straight from my parents house.

    Not sure I'd know what to do if I ever lived on my own.
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    Curb-It there is "living with your parents" and "living with your parents" the first group are saving up to get a place and the second are Jeremy Kyle types -----pwoper Smallwall.

    Next year " Does your Mummy know your here ?"
  • MattD
    MattD Posts: 1,530
    Im 20 and dont see myself being able to afford moving out anytime soon.
    Takes me 2 months of the year to pay my car insurance..
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,452
    edited April 2013
    or

    My my, Mummys apple pie
    You were caught on the tele
    Swinging punches with yer belly
    Now your back in bed watching porn instead
    Blubbing, Wall have been the victims again
    Blubbing, Wall have been the victims again...
    ..
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,495
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    Henry Irving said:

    Lots of "grown" men seem to live with their mums and then get married so live with their wives without ever having to look after themselves.

    This is me. I'm 35 and moved in with my missus when I was 22 straight from my parents house.

    Not sure I'd know what to do if I ever lived on my own.
    That explains a lot. : - )
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    Henry Irving said:

    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    Henry Irving said:

    Lots of "grown" men seem to live with their mums and then get married so live with their wives without ever having to look after themselves.

    This is me. I'm 35 and moved in with my missus when I was 22 straight from my parents house.

    Not sure I'd know what to do if I ever lived on my own.
    That explains a lot. : - )
    :o)
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,182
    nolly said:

    Reading in the paper today about a few of them and their shenigans at wembley , why are grown men living at home with mummy? One in his mid twenties in bed watching DVDs as mummy was cooking apple pie .

    I wonder what he'll do with the apple pie...

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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,157
    You live with ya mum
    You live with ya muuuuum
    You nawty geeza's
    You live with ya mum
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,243
    Sounds like some good new songs for the toolbox next season
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,192
    edited April 2013
    Living with your Millwall mum
    You suck on her titties for something to eat
    out pops her boob and you think it's a treat
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
    You can't get a job 'cause your too fucking thick
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    You wear moody La Coste and have got bastard hair
    All of your kids live under the stairs
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    There's piss on the carpet and shit on the bed
    You finger your grandma to check shes not dead
    Living with your Millwall mum

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  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    "does your Pony know your here"
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,494
    ValleyGary said:

    Living with your Millwall mum
    You suck on her titties for something to eat
    out pops her boob and you think it's a treat
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
    You can't get a job 'cause your too fucking thick
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    You wear moody La Coste and have got bastard hair
    All of your kids live under the stairs
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    There's piss on the carpet and shit on the bed
    You finger your grandma to check shes not dead
    Living with your Millwall mum

    That's not funny. Its just poor. Sort of thing they might sing, in fact.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 23,124
    AFKABartram said:

    You live with ya mum
    You live with ya muuuuum
    You nawty geeza's
    You live with ya mum

    Nailed it.
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    Thanks ValleyGary, it turns out my Grandma was just sleeping :-)
  • Mr. Happy
    Mr. Happy Posts: 655
    Leroy Ambrose said:

    ValleyGary said:

    Living with your Millwall mum
    You suck on her titties for something to eat
    out pops her boob and you think it's a treat
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
    You can't get a job 'cause your too fucking thick
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    You wear moody La Coste and have got bastard hair
    All of your kids live under the stairs
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    There's piss on the carpet and shit on the bed
    You finger your grandma to check shes not dead
    Living with your Millwall mum

    That's not funny. Its just poor. Sort of thing they might sing, in fact.
    Absolutely no chance in hell they'd be able to remember four verses. Maybe if you replaced all the words which aren't "millwall" with the word "millwall"

  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,397
    Leroy Ambrose said:

    ValleyGary said:

    Living with your Millwall mum
    You suck on her titties for something to eat
    out pops her boob and you think it's a treat
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
    You can't get a job 'cause your too fucking thick
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    You wear moody La Coste and have got bastard hair
    All of your kids live under the stairs
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    There's piss on the carpet and shit on the bed
    You finger your grandma to check shes not dead
    Living with your Millwall mum

    That's not funny. Its just poor. Sort of thing they might sing, in fact.
    Oh behave. All of these points have been addressed (and agreed on) over the past 6 months. I sing it with ya Gary, even if nobody else does!
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,182
    ValleyGary said:

    Living with your Millwall mum
    You suck on her titties for something to eat
    out pops her boob and you think it's a treat
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
    You can't get a job 'cause your too fucking thick
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    You wear moody La Coste and have got bastard hair
    All of your kids are under the stairs
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    There's piss on the carpet and shit on the bed
    You finger your grandma to check shes not dead
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Great stuff.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,157
    Strip the rest and just leave the 2nd verse. Does the job on its own.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,495
    AFKABartram said:

    Strip the rest and just leave the 2nd verse. Does the job on its own.

    Agree
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 23,124
    Mr. Happy said:

    Leroy Ambrose said:

    ValleyGary said:

    Living with your Millwall mum
    You suck on her titties for something to eat
    out pops her boob and you think it's a treat
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
    You can't get a job 'cause your too fucking thick
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    You wear moody La Coste and have got bastard hair
    All of your kids live under the stairs
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    There's piss on the carpet and shit on the bed
    You finger your grandma to check shes not dead
    Living with your Millwall mum

    That's not funny. Its just poor. Sort of thing they might sing, in fact.
    Absolutely no chance in hell they'd be able to remember four verses. Maybe if you replaced all the words which aren't "millwall" with the word "millwall"

    Seems a bit complicated for them, still - maybe just half the word 'Millwall?'

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