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Millwall fans and mum

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  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,500
    In your mum's house
    Your tiny bedroom
    The lion sleeps tonight

  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    lol
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,182

    Strip the rest and just leave the 2nd verse. Does the job on its own.

    But then it's just a verse of the liverpool chant. :(

    The third verse is the best. :-)
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,278

    Strip the rest and just leave the 2nd verse. Does the job on its own.

    And take out "Millwall" cos it doesn't scan.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,192
    took me 30 seconds at lunch, didnt realise i was gonna get the simon cowell treatment
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,161
    lol
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348

    Living with your Millwall mum
    You suck on her titties for something to eat
    out pops her boob and you think it's a treat
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
    You can't get a job 'cause your too fucking thick
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    You wear moody La Coste and have got bastard hair
    All of your kids live under the stairs
    Living with your Millwall mum

    Living with your Millwall mum
    There's piss on the carpet and shit on the bed
    You finger your grandma to check shes not dead
    Living with your Millwall mum



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  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,593

    took me 30 seconds at lunch, didnt realise i was gonna get the simon cowell treatment

    I now keep thinking off someone penning some lyrics at lunch, maybe going home to get there guitar David Brent style.
  • Fishead
    Fishead Posts: 45
    Another great thread! Love the 2nd verse. Hope you're not too peed off if us lot copy it on the 30th....
    Well done for Saturday too.....
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,494

    took me 30 seconds at lunch, didnt realise i was gonna get the simon cowell treatment

    I wouldn't take anything I say too seriously. I just had my music tastes mocked by someone who listens to One Direction and Justin Bieber.

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  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,164

    took me 30 seconds at lunch, didnt realise i was gonna get the simon cowell treatment

    I wouldn't take anything I say too seriously. I just had my music tastes mocked by someone who listens to One Direction and Justin Bieber.
    Did they know who Anne Frank was?
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,758

    took me 30 seconds at lunch, didnt realise i was gonna get the simon cowell treatment

    I wouldn't take anything I say too seriously. I just had my music tastes mocked by someone who listens to One Direction and Justin Bieber.
    Serves you right for talking to Plaaayer
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,493
    a good spell in the Army (or Wormwood Scrubs) would do 'em all the world of good
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,493
    Millwall Millwall we aint all scum
    We aint all scum cos we loves our mum
    We loves our mum and we loves ol dad
    Millwall Millwall we aint so bad
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,326

    Lots of "grown" men seem to live with their mums and then get married so live with their wives without ever having to look after themselves.

    This is me. I'm 35 and moved in with my missus when I was 22 straight from my parents house.

    Not sure I'd know what to do if I ever lived on my own.
    W**k yourself raw?
  • Mortimerician
    Mortimerician Posts: 5,222
    She must be wondering if it is too late to abort.

    Mama, just decked our fan
    Punched him in his head
    The bill came, now I'm nicked
    Mama, semi was just too much
    But now I've gone and thrown it all away
    Mama, ooo
    Didn't mean to make you cry
    If Im banned this time tomorrow
    Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
  • Lots of "grown" men seem to live with their mums and then get married so live with their wives without ever having to look after themselves.

    This is me. I'm 35 and moved in with my missus when I was 22 straight from my parents house.

    Not sure I'd know what to do if I ever lived on my own.
    W**k yourself raw?
    I'd certainly give it a go!