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  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,370
    DA9 said:

    cafctom said:

    A fantastic sequence from the same person yesterday:

    might aswell b invisible to everyone

    im off now

    looks like I will be doing what's for the best soon

    I just feel like I don't wanna b in this world no more

    All I want is my bag and I.can't even get that

    This person isnt of scottish descent is he?
    Not that I know of.
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,035
    Fiiiiiish said:

    Had someone announce 'Gonna leave facebook for a while' in an expectation of people asking why. No one did.

    Next morning 'Dunno what to do today, so bored'. Deleting your account would waste a few minutes.

    To be fair there's been a few people who've said they're leaving Charlton Life and haven't followed through !
  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,296
    This is by far the best thread on cl
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,153
    Fiiiiiish said:

    Had someone announce 'Gonna leave facebook for a while' in an expectation of people asking why. No one did.

    Next morning 'Dunno what to do today, so bored'. Deleting your account would waste a few minutes.

    Ha ha - someone I know did the same, sadly a few bit. I just put " See you around next time we are in London". He's still on there...
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,087
    DeeBee said:

    "Drinks with the girlies tomorrow :-)))) Don't think anyone will be drinking will we? ;-) x"

    Christ you're a funny one.....c*nt

    Ha! Are the extra brackets chins?!
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    edited June 2013
    The word "Girlie" makes me want to vom
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    Appropriate I think I may try it.
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    A great one from earlier 'gonna have a cup of tea and some 'me' time'

  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    "Can't even have a tom tit in peace"

    *with photo of a cat in the bathroom
  • souladdick
    souladdick Posts: 214
    I love watching women out make up on the train! For some reason they think layering it on and on makes a difference erm it wont make u look any prettier! Meow!! Haha

    ----
    When I first read it I thought she said "I love watching women make out on the train! Now that would have been worth posting lol...lmao... Whoop, Whoop, High five!!!!!
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  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,245
    edited June 2013
    Saw a belter earlier

    'Cos im not enough already he wont amswer my callz' (that is almost the spelling)

    The fella it must have been referring to replies

    'No because I ended it, you c**t'

  • Boom
    Boom Posts: 1,680
    edited June 2013
    Carter said:

    Saw a belter earlier

    'Cos im not enough already he wont amswer my callz' (that is almost the spelling)

    The fella it must have been referring to replies

    'No because I ended it, you c**t'

    Can't argue with that!
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    Majority of men have always struggled to fully understand women, but if there is one thing Facebook has taught us, it is that any form of female crisis, no matter whether it is non-descript right up to life changing, appears to be able to be resolved with either a bath or a large glass of wine. Hun x
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,979
    'Just tinted my eye brows in work wtf has happend LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL'

    Its a good job shes an absolute weapon otherwise she'd be gone
  • DeeBee
    DeeBee Posts: 1,033
    ValleyGary said:

    'Just tinted my eye brows in work wtf has happend LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL'
    Its a good job shes an absolute weapon otherwise she'd be gone

    Laughing out out out out out out out out out out out out out out loud
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,979
    'Pigs in Blankets for breakfast lol'

    Oh you f*cking nutter
  • randy andy
    randy andy Posts: 5,454
    "Welcome back to cool uk meggymoo & dougiedoo! XX"

    Posted by a 40 year old man, straightred!
  • DeeBee
    DeeBee Posts: 1,033
    There's one complete arsehat who gives daily updates on his holiday "Saving them ££££ for Napa #32days"
    "Napa money all sorted #30days"
    "Just found a fiver #NapaMoney"
  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,370
    Carter said:

    Saw a belter earlier

    'Cos im not enough already he wont amswer my callz' (that is almost the spelling)

    The fella it must have been referring to replies

    'No because I ended it, you c**t'

    I gave out an actual 'lol' when I saw this.
  • Viewfinder
    Viewfinder Posts: 4,911
    Croydon said:

    A sequence from last night:

    "Im sofucked dpmeone hept me"

    "Im galkin fo rhe the police someone. Help me. X"

    "L*** D****** helpr im taliing to the lolice haist wait"

    "Can do Done belp e"

    "Ho me so eone"

    "Help"

    "Im ok dont ektty itd ok :)"

    For a while there I was really hoping she'd end up buried in a ditch

    As we have a habit of saying in my neck of the woods: "Woss i' all abaaaht?"

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  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 6,001
    From one of our own, best rant in a while:

    To all those young people going to their school "prom" tonight. YOU ARE F*CKING BRITISH, IT'S A SCHOOL DISCO! ;-)
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,153
    Sounds like right 'nana to me...
  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    being there encouraged to wear suits and is based on the american prom the above is a load of bollocks to be fair
  • superchrissypowell
    superchrissypowell Posts: 693
    DeeBee said:

    There's one complete arsehat who gives daily updates on his holiday "Saving them ££££ for Napa #32days"
    "Napa money all sorted #30days"
    "Just found a fiver #NapaMoney"

    Someone I know has put virtually identical status updates, we probably have a mutual fb friend!
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    se9addick said:

    Fiiiiiish said:

    Had someone announce 'Gonna leave facebook for a while' in an expectation of people asking why. No one did.

    Next morning 'Dunno what to do today, so bored'. Deleting your account would waste a few minutes.

    To be fair there's been a few people who've said they're leaving Charlton Life and haven't followed through !
    I'm pretty sure @mcs has followed through quite a few times.
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    Algarveaddick said:

    Sounds like right 'nana to me...

    LOL
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    "What a life, say no more"
    "Whats up doc? :-))))"
    "Life :-("
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    95% of my life I find a struggle to be honest, and the other 12% I get pissed and can't count. Think I need to get pissed more.
  • ozaddick
    ozaddick Posts: 2,844
    To all the girls that wear a lot of make up- take it easy, it's called a face... not a colouring book.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    This isn't a joke. Just went to get some rolls and the papers and a little ginger kid just stared at me, and then slapped himself in the face. I don't know what's real anymore

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