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The Random Facebook Status Thread.

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  • Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas
    Can't believe you guys spend so much time on Facebook, whoop whoop! :~ }
  • BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    Mendonca In Asdas said:

    Can't believe you guys spend so much time on Facebook, whoop whoop! :~ }

    Grrrrr
  • Addickted2TheRedsAddickted2TheReds
    "Any of you peepz on twitter? Follow me @xxxxxxxxx"

    "Peepz" No, shut up, go away.
  • T_C_ET_C_E
    buckshee said:

    "The 'This bus stop is closed' sign should be replaced with 'Ha ha, basically fat bloke, you've got about one and a half miles"

    ;)

    Surely not, that's weird. ;)

  • Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas
    Sorry Big Rob , no offence intended.

    ( I was going to put a whoop whoop at the end) :-0

  • BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    Mendonca In Asdas said:

    Sorry Big Rob , no offence intended.

    ( I was going to put a whoop whoop at the end) :-0

    Grrrrrr
  • Addickted2TheRedsAddickted2TheReds
    "I wish he would see it but I love him"

    Is he meant to know by that status?

    Tell him and stop attention seeking!
  • Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas
    I honestly didn't realise 'whoop whoop' was a Facebook thing, somebody I knew recently kept doing it and I thought have they gone nuts?
  • BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    Mendonca In Asdas said:

    I honestly didn't realise 'whoop whoop' was a Facebook thing, somebody I knew recently kept doing it and I thought have they gone nuts?

    Grrrr
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  • nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    Whooop whoooop Andrea
  • sadiejane1981sadiejane1981
    My cousins last 5 statuses

    "Goodnite crawl world !! Fucked up shit!!! cba wid it no more"

    "Wtf some fucked up ppl round here"

    "Hate ppl that say, oh i dont do that i dont cheat or like girls photos or put hearts up, wen accutley they do, its like yeah your blaming me but its you... LOL"

    "im no idoit!"

    "All i can say is i will resepct the people that resepct me if not fuccck off"

    Now I have this idiot that I have the Mis fortune of being related to, posting crap like this every so many minutes these 5 were all within 30 minutes. Grrrrrr

  • SELR_addicksSELR_addicks
    'I'm really lonely #SadFace'
  • souladdicksouladdick
    ******* hell u just ask some1 if there alrite and all u get bk is dem having ago at ya!!!!!
    Like · · Share · 3 hours ago via Mobile ·

    xxxx xxxxxx Really omg
    3 hours ago via mobile · Like
    xxxxx xxxxxx omg!!! Really wot???
    3 hours ago · Like
  • BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    There are some corkers on there this morning!
  • AlgarveaddickAlgarveaddick
    From my mate Michelle:

    "A squirrel just fell out of a tree and hit me on the head! Random!"

    Thought of you when I read that Rob...

    :-D
  • HastingsaddickHastingsaddick
    Always amazes me when people go on about where they are (mainly on holiday)....what if they get a break in. Policeman comes around asks "who knew you were away"......"well the neighbours, maybe the posty and a few close friends and family....oh yer and the 500+ 'friends' on FB.
  • BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    Algarveaddick said:

    From my mate Michelle:

    "A squirrel just fell out of a tree and hit me on the head! Random!"

    Thought of you when I read that Rob...

    :-D

    Lol
  • sadiejane1981sadiejane1981
    Hastingsaddick said:

    Always amazes me when people go on about where they are (mainly on holiday)....what if they get a break in. Policeman comes around asks "who knew you were away"......"well the neighbours, maybe the posty and a few close friends and family....oh yer and the 500+ 'friends' on FB.

    True also guilty of that one
  • BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    Hastingsaddick said:

    Always amazes me when people go on about where they are (mainly on holiday)....what if they get a break in. Policeman comes around asks "who knew you were away"......"well the neighbours, maybe the posty and a few close friends and family....oh yer and the 500+ 'friends' on FB.

    If someone breaks into your house while you're in your holiday, they're not your true friends!

    ; )
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  • sadiejane1981sadiejane1981
    How many Facebook friends are true friends?
  • randy andyrandy andy
    I'd say only my true friends on Facebook actually know where I live. Though I still don't go on Facebook when on holiday.
  • BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    That was me point
  • BDLBDL
    From Spotify this afternoon: Happy Father's day. Best response: Go home Spotify, you're drunk.
  • Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas
    Loving the LoLcano RP.
  • ozaddickozaddick
    "I just reached for my seat belt when I sat down on the toilet... Might be a little hungover."
  • North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    ozaddick said:

    "I just reached for my seat belt when I sat down on the toilet... Might be a little hungover."

    Hope for their sake they hadn't shit in the car.
  • se9addickse9addick
    A friend of my missus has set up a Facebook account for her three year old and updates it in the first person ("I had a great day at nursery today" "thank you uncle David for taking me up the park"). It's one of the most appalling uses of social media I've even seen !
  • ViewfinderViewfinder
    se9addick said:

    A friend of my missus has set up a Facebook account for her three year old and updates it in the first person ("I had a great day at nursery today" "thank you uncle David for taking me up the park"). It's one of the most appalling uses of social media I've even seen !

    That is truly sickening.

  • MiserableoldgitMiserableoldgit
    Viewfinder said:

    se9addick said:

    A friend of my missus has set up a Facebook account for her three year old and updates it in the first person ("I had a great day at nursery today" "thank you uncle David for taking me up the park"). It's one of the most appalling uses of social media I've even seen !

    That is truly sickening.

    My dog, Buster, agrees: He said so on his page.

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