I thought this was quite sweet but I'm sure only the ladies and sensitive men will agree
"Rubbishday.com - I need wine and a shower ASAP! On the plus side I may have just bought my wedding dress...!"
Certainly not her brother who might just be a lifer whose read this thread : - )
"You have just met the three requirements necessary for a really gay status. 1. ".com" 2. Expressing a need for wine (worse would have been gin 3. Talking about weddings. You missed out on number 4 - the needless "lol". "
Go through your friends keep the ones you actually like and get rid of all the people you barely know. I did this recently and put my status as "Vinnie has had a cull. If you didn't make the grade you may not necessarily be a C##t but, chances are....."
A lot of people went quite mental and seemed to just assume that they were.
Seriously though have a cull. It's sooooooooooooo therapeutic.
So Sonora Dodd decides to invent Fathers day then for all eternity it causes people either great sadness or great joy. How can an invented day make anyone sad or happy?
So Sonora Dodd decides to invent Fathers day then for all eternity it causes people either great sadness or great joy. How can an invented day make anyone sad or happy?
"Omfg just fell down stairs and cant get up! In sooo much pain fink I broke me leg xxxxxx"
I know I shouldn't laugh but you are at the bottom of the stairs and in agony so what is the first thing you do? Call an ambulance? No update your flaming status!
"Omfg just fell down stairs and cant get up! In sooo much pain fink I broke me leg xxxxxx"
I know I shouldn't laugh but you are at the bottom of the stairs and in agony so what is the first thing you do? Call an ambulance? No update your flaming status!
Self diagnosing on facebook drives me mad.
Had a guy I used to play football with go 'Think i've slightly dislocated my shoulder, it kills'. Pal of mine asked if he had been to the hospital and he responded with 'Nah, gonna leave it for now, can tell its slightly dislocated though as it feels funny when I lift my arm up'........bonkers.
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The fact that my own dad also isn't bothered by it.
Urggghhh
But she made it so had to eat a bit of it
"R**** is going maaaaaad today!!! Kicking me right in the piss bucket."
From the people I know altogether it's more of a sad day then a happy one.
"Rubbishday.com - I need wine and a shower ASAP! On the plus side I may have just bought my wedding dress...!"
Certainly not her brother who might just be a lifer whose read this thread : - )
"You have just met the three requirements necessary for a really gay status. 1. ".com" 2. Expressing a need for wine (worse would have been gin 3. Talking about weddings. You missed out on number 4 - the needless "lol". "
"ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
A lot of people went quite mental and seemed to just assume that they were.
Seriously though have a cull. It's sooooooooooooo therapeutic.
“Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.”
By that reckoning around 30% of all facebook users are a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
"Omfg just fell down stairs and cant get up! In sooo much pain fink I broke me leg
I know I shouldn't laugh but you are at the bottom of the stairs and in agony so what is the first thing you do? Call an ambulance? No update your flaming status!
Had a guy I used to play football with go 'Think i've slightly dislocated my shoulder, it kills'. Pal of mine asked if he had been to the hospital and he responded with 'Nah, gonna leave it for now, can tell its slightly dislocated though as it feels funny when I lift my arm up'........bonkers.
(Estrogen is bad for the brain)
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Dear automatic flushing toilet. I applaud your enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet.
Sometimes I wish I was a girl so that lots of people would like my pointless Facebook statuses for no other reason than to try to sleep me.
Whenever I see hitchhikers, I pretend that they're telling me that I'm doing a great job driving.
Sometimes when I can't sleep I try counting sheep, but my ADHD is a fucking nightmare.
.....One sheep, two sheep, dog, pig, old McDonald, Hey Macarena!
I'm not sure how we are friends to be honest.
Love that one.