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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,979
    Dave2l said:

    A beer and a pat on the back....or a bit of card and a Facebook/Twitter status that he won't wont even see.

    It's a nonsense day anyway and only upsets the people that don't have fathers present.

    Some of the people on here will actually moan about anything and everything!
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,866
    A friend of mine
    ValleyGary said:

    Dave2l said:

    A beer and a pat on the back....or a bit of card and a Facebook/Twitter status that he won't wont even see.

    It's a nonsense day anyway and only upsets the people that don't have fathers present.

    Some of the people on here will actually moan about anything and everything!
    It's a painful day for a close friend of mine.

    The fact that my own dad also isn't bothered by it.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    It dont upset me and i aint got one its a nice day to have your kids make you things at nursery and eat burnt toast with jam and marmite


    Urggghhh

    But she made it so had to eat a bit of it
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,979
    edited June 2013
    Dave2l said:

    A friend of mine

    ValleyGary said:

    Dave2l said:

    A beer and a pat on the back....or a bit of card and a Facebook/Twitter status that he won't wont even see.

    It's a nonsense day anyway and only upsets the people that don't have fathers present.

    Some of the people on here will actually moan about anything and everything!
    It's a painful day for a close friend of mine.

    The fact that my own dad also isn't bothered by it.
    Fair enough. People have different situations but doesn't make it 'nonsense'
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,085
    Most father's day posts on my facebook have been from people whose father's are no longer with us. It's not a nonsense day for everyone.
  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    you have about four friends though to be fair
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Anyway....moving on

    "R**** is going maaaaaad today!!! Kicking me right in the piss bucket."
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,866
    Not 'nonsense' was the incorrect word.

    From the people I know altogether it's more of a sad day then a happy one.
  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    edited June 2013
    is this like a random thoughts thread thing...?
  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,458
    edited June 2013
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  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    shitter
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,222
    I thought this was quite sweet but I'm sure only the ladies and sensitive men will agree

    "Rubbishday.com - I need wine and a shower ASAP! On the plus side I may have just bought my wedding dress...!"

    Certainly not her brother who might just be a lifer whose read this thread : - )

    "You have just met the three requirements necessary for a really gay status. 1. ".com" 2. Expressing a need for wine (worse would have been gin 3. Talking about weddings. You missed out on number 4 - the needless "lol". "
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    Now I did LOL at that.
  • Mr. Happy
    Mr. Happy Posts: 653
    Lambrini boy again, really going for it today, with just:

    "ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • Vinnie V.
    Vinnie V. Posts: 1,509
    Go through your friends keep the ones you actually like and get rid of all the people you barely know. I did this recently and put my status as "Vinnie has had a cull. If you didn't make the grade you may not necessarily be a C##t but, chances are....."

    A lot of people went quite mental and seemed to just assume that they were.

    Seriously though have a cull. It's sooooooooooooo therapeutic.
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    edited June 2013
    So Sonora Dodd decides to invent Fathers day then for all eternity it causes people either great sadness or great joy. How can an invented day make anyone sad or happy?
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,153
    maybe_baby said:

    So Sonora Dodd decides to invent Fathers day then for all eternity it causes people either great sadness or great joy. How can an invented day make anyone sad or happy?

    Well put sir.

  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    edited June 2013
    "Devouring my lunch today from Lupa. Tuna Nicoise Salad with loads of olives #omnomnom"
  • randy andy
    randy andy Posts: 5,454
    edited June 2013
    Seems as good as place as any to quote Terry Pratchett:

    “Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.”

    By that reckoning around 30% of all facebook users are a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
  • Croydon
    Croydon Posts: 12,728
    "Chillin in the sun in my snapback a corona oh and deep house!"
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  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    This made me laugh

    "Omfg just fell down stairs and cant get up! In sooo much pain fink I broke me leg :( xxxxxx"

    I know I shouldn't laugh but you are at the bottom of the stairs and in agony so what is the first thing you do? Call an ambulance? No update your flaming status!
  • Fiiiiiish
    Fiiiiiish Posts: 1,671
    sadiejane1981 said:

    This made me laugh

    "Omfg just fell down stairs and cant get up! In sooo much pain fink I broke me leg :( xxxxxx"

    I know I shouldn't laugh but you are at the bottom of the stairs and in agony so what is the first thing you do? Call an ambulance? No update your flaming status!

    Self diagnosing on facebook drives me mad.

    Had a guy I used to play football with go 'Think i've slightly dislocated my shoulder, it kills'. Pal of mine asked if he had been to the hospital and he responded with 'Nah, gonna leave it for now, can tell its slightly dislocated though as it feels funny when I lift my arm up'........bonkers.
  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,366
    "Sitting watching bacon cook hurry up!!!"
  • BowieAddick
    BowieAddick Posts: 1,192
    "Such a shame it was never the right time....."
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    "Going to see Twilight with my girlie's tonight...Woop woop, can't wait!

    (Estrogen is bad for the brain)
  • SELR_addicks
    SELR_addicks Posts: 15,446
    "Fustrated.com"
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 12,716
    "Life is so great!"

    prick
  • ozaddick
    ozaddick Posts: 2,844
    Have a fella who posts randoms like......

    Dear automatic flushing toilet. I applaud your enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet.

    Sometimes I wish I was a girl so that lots of people would like my pointless Facebook statuses for no other reason than to try to sleep me.

    Whenever I see hitchhikers, I pretend that they're telling me that I'm doing a great job driving.

    Sometimes when I can't sleep I try counting sheep, but my ADHD is a fucking nightmare.

    .....One sheep, two sheep, dog, pig, old McDonald, Hey Macarena!


    I'm not sure how we are friends to be honest.
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Whenever I see hitchhikers, I pretend that they're telling me that I'm doing a great job driving.


    Love that one.
  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,366
    ozaddick said:

    Have a fella who posts randoms like......

    Dear automatic flushing toilet. I applaud your enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet.

    Sometimes I wish I was a girl so that lots of people would like my pointless Facebook statuses for no other reason than to try to sleep me.

    Whenever I see hitchhikers, I pretend that they're telling me that I'm doing a great job driving.

    Sometimes when I can't sleep I try counting sheep, but my ADHD is a fucking nightmare.

    .....One sheep, two sheep, dog, pig, old McDonald, Hey Macarena!


    I'm not sure how we are friends to be honest.

    I have time for statuses like this. I should add this bloke.

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