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  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    I like this guy and want to be his friend
  • ozaddickozaddick
    to be fair I enjoy his posts, I was being sincere when I said I'm not sure how we are friends! I'm not complaining!
  • Friend Or DefoeFriend Or Defoe
    ozaddick said:

    Have a fella who posts randoms like......

    Dear automatic flushing toilet. I applaud your enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet.

    Sometimes I wish I was a girl so that lots of people would like my pointless Facebook statuses for no other reason than to try to sleep me.

    Whenever I see hitchhikers, I pretend that they're telling me that I'm doing a great job driving.

    Sometimes when I can't sleep I try counting sheep, but my ADHD is a fucking nightmare.

    .....One sheep, two sheep, dog, pig, old McDonald, Hey Macarena!


    I'm not sure how we are friends to be honest.

    Has he done anymore?!
    Karim_myBagheri said:

    "Life is so great!"

    prick

    Lol!
  • CroydonCroydon
    Karim_myBagheri said:

    "Life is so great!"

    prick

    haha

  • Friend Or DefoeFriend Or Defoe
    image
  • North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    I thought he was just naming dwarves to start with.
  • EGAddickEGAddick
    '7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post'
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    "OMG there's a spider on the stairs I can't go to work!"

    Just stamp on it and get to work lazy bitch.

    I swear this straight male fb'er does anything to get out of work.
  • Friend Or DefoeFriend Or Defoe
    EGAddick said:

    '7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post'

  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    EGAddick said:

    '7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post'

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  • bloodnutbloodnut
    edited June 2013
    EGAddick said:

    '7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post'



  • maybe_babymaybe_baby
    edited June 2013
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  • maybe_babymaybe_baby
    EGAddick said:

    '7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post'

  • BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    EGAddick said:

    '7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post'

    Not taking any chances!
  • JWADDICKJWADDICK
    F**k it if it's only another seven I'll take my chances!
  • cafctomcafctom
    This happened to me in 2007, and we haven't been in the bloody Premier League since!
  • ozaddickozaddick
    "I know the ones that will share this...."
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Late night latte for the train home, and my breath is like a two week holiday to Morocco....
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Chip shop chips and Road Trip = Decent post pub slump
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    AFKABartram said:

    Chip shop chips and Road Trip = Decent post pub slump

    Likes
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  • BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    "Leaving for work early and will pop in tesco for my pack up hate working nights"
  • BIG_ROBBIG_ROB
    ....cheers for that
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Never realised Stifler was in Road Trip
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    I wanna do a Road Trip with my brethren
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    We'd slam it all the way to Thetford baaaaaby !
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Say Boom Boom Boom
    I'm gonna har poon a whale
    Whaaaaale
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Oh dear :-(
  • bucksheebuckshee
    "The 'This bus stop is closed' sign should be replaced with 'Ha ha, basically fat bloke, you've got about one and a half miles"

    ;)
  • bucksheebuckshee
    Someone just posted on WJ Arments (pie and mash shop) Facebook in response to someone else

    "wednesday nite i dont fink i cant remember that wot woz it called on wednesday nite?"

    Truly shocking
  • StigStig
    The usual please Dave, and a a half for Terence.
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