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The Random Facebook Status Thread.
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"we may not be together but you will always be in my heart xxxxxxxxxxxxx"
"Well at least I now know how much vodka in one glass is required to go from zero to mortal"
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"Have just eaten, not one, but two doughnuts! Round food for every mood!"
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Two whole doughnuts, eh? That Man vs Food fella must he crapping himself at the new competitor he's got.Addickted2TheReds said:"Have just eaten, not one, but two doughnuts! Round food for every mood!"
Die ffs.
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Tell her (I'm assuming its female with a status like that!) that I've just consumed a whole large tub of Haagan dazs biscuit and caramel ice cream, on tea spoon!Addickted2TheReds said:"Have just eaten, not one, but two doughnuts! Round food for every mood!"
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Rob that was fantastic.0
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It squirtanly was0
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MY phone case has a sort of rubbery Matt coating on it, which I love but the heat in TurkeyLand has blistered it — feeling annoyed.
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I know at least two people I know that look on here know the woman who said this, more if gumbo has been stalking her too
'My head and neck hurt so much in so much pain wnt stp me being a gd mum tho lol xx'
Lol meaning laugh out loud, I'm lost!
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Expect a rising tsunami of coldness / duvet / central heating / snuggles based updates from the fairer sex over the next few weeks1
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"Have the day off tomorrow, so its a proper duvet day, so needed. Lol"
And the following day....
"Love days off lol"0 -
BOLLOCKS!!! 5 likes
WTF!
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Day 1 of new job and already know im going to love this job finally somewhere I can do well and support my perfect little family love my babycakes n kids so much xxxxx
The guy is a mid twenties rugby player type.0 -
Had one the other day
"He can f*ck right off!"0 -
Yeah, sorry about thatblackheathaddick said:Day 1 of new job and already know im going to love this job finally somewhere I can do well and support my perfect little family love my babycakes n kids so much xxxxx
The guy is a mid twenties rugby player type.
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Happy Monday ppl, when is it the weekend1
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BBC NEWS: Bad drivers to face £100 fines, seems a bit sexist2
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Facebook and Twitter tend to go into overdrive whenever there is a big American Football game on. Thing is, I know that the ones constantly bleating on about it don't have a bloody clue about it.0
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Gone off work?BIG_ROB said:"Hi ho hi ho its off the work I go"
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Scrapped that cause as soon as I posted it on here, another Facebook friend coincidentally posted something very similar and they know a few folk on here. Pmslsadiejane1981 said:
Gone off work?BIG_ROB said:"Hi ho hi ho its off the work I go"
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"Here's my ice bucket challenge , I nominate......."2
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I thought the Ice Bucket thing would get on my nerves, but it is actually very funny (and for a good cause of course).
I may be laughing now, but I have to do mine in the morning...3 -
No, you don't have to.1
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You're right, I don't. But I can take a bucket of water for a good cause, especially when so many people have gone out of their way to do it3
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I have to say I've seen enough people do it now. I'm not even bothering to watch the videos any more. How many different ways can you watch someone get wet?2
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Tell that to the guys over at Redtube..kings hill addick said:I have to say I've seen enough people do it now. I'm not even bothering to watch the videos any more. How many different ways can you watch someone get wet?
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It is all a bit passé now. Just donate the cash.1
