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Football player names, that always make you say something, "in your own head"

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  • SilentAddick
    SilentAddick Posts: 1,603
    Rooney = Shrek
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,146
    Karim_myBagheri said:

    Broadway Danny Rose

    Oh yeah, I do that one too! :-)

  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,146
    sseaddick said:

    Karim_myBagheri said:

    Broadway Danny Rose

    what a "zoltan gera" (i.e what a result)

    nice guy Dzeko (said in a Russian accent) cos he seems like a nice guy.

    I am ZLATON IBRHIMOVICH (said in an Schwarzenegger accent) which describes his own self worth/title of his book though he's actually a bit shit imo.

    So shit he has won league titles at every club he has been at, has an incredible scoring record and some of the goals he scores are just pathetically good.
    I also think that his transfer fees add up to be the highest ever spent on one player, if he was a bit shit I don't think teams would continue to spend big money on him.
    But football is all about opinions..
    He is a bit of a cock though...
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    West hams R.Rat - yeah rat rapping.
  • sseaddick
    sseaddick Posts: 113
    Algarveaddick said:

    sseaddick said:

    Karim_myBagheri said:

    Broadway Danny Rose

    what a "zoltan gera" (i.e what a result)

    nice guy Dzeko (said in a Russian accent) cos he seems like a nice guy.

    I am ZLATON IBRHIMOVICH (said in an Schwarzenegger accent) which describes his own self worth/title of his book though he's actually a bit shit imo.

    So shit he has won league titles at every club he has been at, has an incredible scoring record and some of the goals he scores are just pathetically good.
    I also think that his transfer fees add up to be the highest ever spent on one player, if he was a bit shit I don't think teams would continue to spend big money on him.
    But football is all about opinions..
    He is a bit of a cock though...
    Yeah absolutely, but to say he is a bit shit is quite absurd.
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 12,692
    edited January 2014
    sseaddick said:

    Karim_myBagheri said:

    Broadway Danny Rose

    what a "zoltan gera" (i.e what a result)

    nice guy Dzeko (said in a Russian accent) cos he seems like a nice guy.

    I am ZLATON IBRHIMOVICH (said in an Schwarzenegger accent) which describes his own self worth/title of his book though he's actually a bit shit imo.

    So shit he has won league titles at every club he has been at, has an incredible scoring record and some of the goals he scores are just pathetically good.
    I also think that his transfer fees add up to be the highest ever spent on one player, if he was a bit shit I don't think teams would continue to spend big money on him.
    But football is all about opinions..

    I try not to let facts get in the way of my opinions.

    however one day if I can be arsed I'm going to put together a video (which no doubt will be hours and hours long) of all the chances he f*cks up. (edit: he's not shit in terms of a shit footballer. he's a bit shit in terms of the obscene amount of money he makes to how good he actually is. the balance is often to one sided but his seems one of the worst)

    whenever I see him, apart from the odd occasion he's always been erratic at best. and the French and Italian leagues aint all that. look at giroud. and that carvani dude is starting to show him up as well.
    also cos he's a dick so if people like me didn't say this he would have so much ego he would probably take over the world and make us all into his slaves! I AM ZLATON IBRHIMOVICH! FEEL MY WRATH!


  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    edited January 2014
    Kevin Phillips = Bong!

    Every time. You need to be of a certain age and persuasion to understand. Been going on for years. I wish he'd disappear as it drives me mad!
  • DRF
    DRF Posts: 2,455
    The Red Robin said:

    StewieGriffinSE7 said:

    Sadly whenever we sing Chrissy Powell's Red Army, I hear Chrissy Powell's Salami

    When I took to him his first football match, an old school friend of mine genuinely thought we were singing 'Peperami' and not 'Red Army.' Naturally I let him believe that and tell everyone at school the next day what Charlton fans were singing.
    At a recent away game a 'fan' was sitting next to me enthustically singing to the world that we are the famous red army and all I could think of was that we were about to invade the Ukraine.
  • RodneysMiddleName
    RodneysMiddleName Posts: 219
    Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink - Jimmy Fat Piggybank

    Robin van Persie - Pinky van Perky
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,219
    sseaddick said:

    Algarveaddick said:

    sseaddick said:

    Karim_myBagheri said:

    Broadway Danny Rose

    what a "zoltan gera" (i.e what a result)

    nice guy Dzeko (said in a Russian accent) cos he seems like a nice guy.

    I am ZLATON IBRHIMOVICH (said in an Schwarzenegger accent) which describes his own self worth/title of his book though he's actually a bit shit imo.

    So shit he has won league titles at every club he has been at, has an incredible scoring record and some of the goals he scores are just pathetically good.
    I also think that his transfer fees add up to be the highest ever spent on one player, if he was a bit shit I don't think teams would continue to spend big money on him.
    But football is all about opinions..
    He is a bit of a cock though...
    Yeah absolutely, but to say he is a bit shit is quite absurd.
    He might have been joking?

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  • sseaddick
    sseaddick Posts: 113
    Karim_myBagheri said:

    sseaddick said:

    Karim_myBagheri said:

    Broadway Danny Rose

    what a "zoltan gera" (i.e what a result)

    nice guy Dzeko (said in a Russian accent) cos he seems like a nice guy.

    I am ZLATON IBRHIMOVICH (said in an Schwarzenegger accent) which describes his own self worth/title of his book though he's actually a bit shit imo.

    So shit he has won league titles at every club he has been at, has an incredible scoring record and some of the goals he scores are just pathetically good.
    I also think that his transfer fees add up to be the highest ever spent on one player, if he was a bit shit I don't think teams would continue to spend big money on him.
    But football is all about opinions..

    I try not to let facts get in the way of my opinions.

    however one day if I can be arsed I'm going to put together a video (which no doubt will be hours and hours long) of all the chances he f*cks up. (edit: he's not shit in terms of a shit footballer. he's a bit shit in terms of the obscene amount of money he makes to how good he actually is. the balance is often to one sided but his seems one of the worst)

    whenever I see him, apart from the odd occasion he's always been erratic at best. and the French and Italian leagues aint all that. look at giroud. and that carvani dude is starting to show him up as well.
    also cos he's a dick so if people like me didn't say this he would have so much ego he would probably take over the world and make us all into his slaves! I AM ZLATON IBRHIMOVICH! FEEL MY WRATH!


    Yeah I understand where you are coming from, but you could say that about pretty much every player at top clubs.
    Also he also was class whilst at Barca, and when he was in italy the league was much stronger than what it is now.
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,126
    When I see RVP, I always think he should have been sent off at The Valley for booting Hasselbaink in the back of the legs off the ball before he scored that wonder goal.
  • RedPanda
    RedPanda Posts: 4,984
    Fitz Hall - One Size
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,823
    If i see him on the telly then i start singing

    lets all, go daan the strand, Adam Lallana
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,146
    AFKABartram said:

    If i see him on the telly then i start singing

    lets all, go daan the strand, Adam Lallana

    My missus isn't going to thank you for that Dan, I already drive her mad doing that every time they mention Abu Qatada...
  • EastTerrace
    EastTerrace Posts: 3,961
    Gary ClitFroth
  • Themightyath2
    Themightyath2 Posts: 930
    Schweinsteiger = Pig.... something

    Iain Dowie = "hey you guys" (ugly fella out of the Goonies)

    John Terry = C*nt!
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,844
    Ian Dowie - C*nt, in fact its a rule in my soccer saturday drinking game that when he's on the screen the last person to shout that has to do a shot.

    Kermorgant - Hero

  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,982
    Harry Arter - big fat farter.
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    Zidane - you're rocking the boat.
    Wise- Little boy, little boy.
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  • masicat
    masicat Posts: 5,008
    Michael Gray. I always call him Miss Michael Gray.

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