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2014 Xmas is ruined because....

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  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    The two bottles of wine I had been saving (2001, and 2006) were both off...bugger.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    My sister-in-law brought her horrible yapping little rat dog so I'm spending the day keeping him and my 18month year old daughter apart to stop them maiming each other.

    She didn't bother to ask, just turned up with him.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    North Lower Neil said:

    My sister-in-law brought her horrible yapping little rat dog so I'm spending the day keeping him and my 18month year old daughter apart to stop them maiming each other.

    She didn't bother to ask, just turned up with him.

    Tell her your allergic and stick the little f****r in the garden.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    Very tempted. That or just leave the front door open and let him escape.
  • sralan
    sralan Posts: 2,031
    ASDA........ incompetent sods
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Because queenie was visably upset during the ending of her speech

    Chin up mam,
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,907
    Brothers being a twat.. need I say more...
  • I_Saw_Semedo_Score
    I_Saw_Semedo_Score Posts: 1,632
    My well thought out and meticulously analysed Egyptian and Turkish football selections didn't come in.
  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,735
    seth plum said:

    The two bottles of wine I had been saving (2001, and 2006) were both off...bugger.

    Never have that problem with a good old 2014 Sainsbury's Lieb, Seth !

  • sunbury-addick
    sunbury-addick Posts: 1,929
    My Mum, has dementia - otherwise, could have been a blinding day
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  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    Thought all the kids would love the Disney-themed dinner but Tesco massively let me down.

    That's the last time I buy a Frozen Turkey.
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    My tart just fell on the floor.
  • smiffyboy
    smiffyboy Posts: 4,314
    I wouldn't mind a tart on the floor
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    When my eldest said to the youngest that he was adopted, I just replied, 'yeah, it was either you or a donkey'!

    He isn't btw.
  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    A-R-T-H-U-R said:

    My tart just fell on the floor.

    Got your moneys worth then?
  • stoneroses19
    stoneroses19 Posts: 7,213
    Accidently turned on BBC1 and endured ten seconds of Miranda. I feel sick.
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    stoneroses19 said:

    Accidently turned on BBC1 and endured ten seconds of Miranda. I feel sick.

    You poor sod, I know your pain. How on earth can that show command prime viewing time - it's unbelievably naff.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    If watching Frozen with all the family, when Anna says "I want you to take me up the Northern mountain" apparently it's not the done thing to shout "wahaaay"
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,453
    Did my good deed today and decided to ferry my mum and my mother and father-in-law to ours and back.so apart from a bit of fizz at lunch haven't touched a drop all day. Just dropped the outlaws home at their notoriously hard to park road and had the biggest row ever with the African family at the bottom of it over right of way. I won, and the vision of my father in law on the bonnet of their motor threatening to 'iron the fella out' will live with me for many a festivity. I'm off for a snowball.

    Merry 'f******' Christmas!!
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    AFKABartram said:

    If watching Frozen with all the family, when Anna says "I want you to take me up the Northern mountain" apparently it's not the done thing to shout "wahaaay"

    Especially when Anna is your mother in law!
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  • nichorob
    nichorob Posts: 1,794
    Call the fecking midwife followed by eastenders followed by coronation street
  • Robbo on the wing
    Robbo on the wing Posts: 4,135
    Nice touch with the oxo advert (the old Linda Bellingham one)
  • CAFC1304
    CAFC1304 Posts: 232
    Xbox Live got hacked :(
  • red_murph
    red_murph Posts: 2,460
    Eastenders! The whole family is glued to it. I've escaped to get my hours worth of Charlton Life.

  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    red_murph said:

    Eastenders! The whole family is glued to it. I've escaped to get my hours worth of Charlton Life.

    Ha Ha that,s exactly what I, have done.
  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    I tune out, altho sometimes its so grim it makes you feel better about yerself
  • Athletico Charlton
    Athletico Charlton Posts: 14,273
    It's almost over which is crap cause it has been a fab day.
  • The_Organiser
    The_Organiser Posts: 3,999
    I have not been able to shift the cold/sore throat/ridiculous relentless cough that I've had for over a week, so was awake at 3.30am choking/being sick and am now doing the same again and can't lie down due to the unavoidable next bout. Sooo pissed off with it now.
  • The_Organiser
    The_Organiser Posts: 3,999
    The Organiser said:

    I have not been able to shift the cold/sore throat/ridiculous relentless cough that I've had for over a week, so was awake at 3.30am choking/being sick and am now doing the same again and can't lie down due to the unavoidable next bout. Sooo pissed off with it now.

    It probably not very enjoyable for my mrs lying next to me either.
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,194
    Had a great day, but just let myself down once by biting when my father in law claimed that white people were the main victims of racism in America and that black people controlled the police and government. Until then I had nodded politely at all other similar remarks.

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