Beards
Has anyone got any growth or msintainance tips?
Ladies, don't panic, if anything, so far it's made me even more attractive. ;0)
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They are the new waxed moustache, and therefore only acceptable in Hoxton.0
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When you said "Ladies, don't panic..." it was going to be followed by "........you're included too as I need your advice too on having a brazilian"smudge7946 said:Although I have the most amazing and beautiful face, but I've decided to grow a beard.
Has anyone got any growth or msintainance tips?
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Surely beards being fashionable has to be nearly over now?
These things tend to be cyclical and big beards have been the in thing for what seems like ages.0 -
Are you female?smudge7946 said:Although I have the most amazing and beautiful face, but I've decided to grow a beard.
Has anyone got any growth or msintainance tips?
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Make you look old.0
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I genuinely thought that Ben Hamer had converted to Islam when I saw his big beard for the first time. That's how down with the kids I am. I have had a beard for years, because I have no chin.0
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They sure do. Fathers Day card my daughter sent last year was a Moonpig job with a picture of me bearded holding my newly born grandaughter. Beard lasted 15 minutes after receiving that, I looked like a heavily disheveled nut sack ready for the bone yard!Algarveaddick said:Make you look old.
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Haha, after being crucified for my beard just before Xmas, I think it'll be a while before I try it again!0
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They are awful. Dont do it.0
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Can't grow one eh?ValleyGary said:They are awful. Dont do it.
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Never got past 5 days growth, Itchy as buggery and makes me look like Bob Geldoff on a bad day. If you brave all that, keep it trimmed short and manly rather than go for the Ayatollah Hamer look - complete knob.0
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You'll be called a pretentious hipster - and they'll be right. Don't do it.0
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How itchy is buggery?Davo55 said:Never got past 5 days growth, Itchy as buggery and makes me look like Bob Geldoff on a bad day. If you brave all that, keep it trimmed short and manly rather than go for the Ayatollah Hamer look - complete knob.
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If you grow one, avoid soup.1
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use hair conditioner and trim regularly to get the smartest and shiniest looking beard1
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and cheese-on-toast!Friend Or Defoe said:If you grow one, avoid soup.
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Jihadi chicWheresmeticket? said:I genuinely thought that Ben Hamer had converted to Islam when I saw his big beard for the first time. That's how down with the kids I am. I have had a beard for years, because I have no chin.
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I'm just sticking with my usual look of several days stubble growth. Had a beard many moons ago and not going back there now that the hair on the top of my head is shorter than the beard would be!0
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I've got a marvellous bushy growth that I've been cultivating for a month or so now. I can't say it's done anything for me though, other than make me look older. I'm definately looking more Buster Merryfield than Zac Efron.1
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Ignore the naysayers, beards can be timeless on the right person:
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There are two things to consider when thinking of growing a beard:
Firstly, can you actually grow a proper beard? I see any number of kids walking around with a gentle patchwork of down covering bits of their face and they look ridiculous.You also see people unable to grow a proper moustache and ending up with an unintentional Lincoln; equally ridiculous.
Secondly, assuming you can grow a decent beard and moustache, does it suit you? Be honest with yourself; although you may have invested six weeks of cultivating a vibrant bush, you might look like a twat with one.
Personally, I don't think anyone under the age of forty has any business growing a beard.
I have grown a beard every winter for the last seven years and been told by everyone I look incredibly distinguished...0 -
No, its just my mums one looks shit so i know it wouldn't suit me.colthe3rd said:
Can't grow one eh?ValleyGary said:They are awful. Dont do it.
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Use the right lube and it shouldn't be a problem.cafcdave123 said:
How itchy is buggery?Davo55 said:Never got past 5 days growth, Itchy as buggery and makes me look like Bob Geldoff on a bad day. If you brave all that, keep it trimmed short and manly rather than go for the Ayatollah Hamer look - complete knob.
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Been trying on her clothes again?ValleyGary said:
No, its just my mums one looks shit so i know it wouldn't suit me.colthe3rd said:
Can't grow one eh?ValleyGary said:They are awful. Dont do it.
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So would you recommend "Rosemary & Olive" or "larger Size"?DaveMehmet said:
Use the right lube and it shouldn't be a problem.cafcdave123 said:
How itchy is buggery?Davo55 said:Never got past 5 days growth, Itchy as buggery and makes me look like Bob Geldoff on a bad day. If you brave all that, keep it trimmed short and manly rather than go for the Ayatollah Hamer look - complete knob.
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Paulie has highlights in his beard.1
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Had a good beard. Although I was the only one who liked it and it's earnt me the nickname jihadi. Used my beard trimmers to trim it down recently and I'm missing it.
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Ah yes - the perrenial "homelessness special".Hovi's Biscuit said:Ignore the naysayers, beards can be timeless on the right person:
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Are you able to grow an actual full beard or does it grow in patchy? If you can grow a full one then just let it go and keep it nice and trimmed. Best way to go0
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Do you intend to put highlights in it?0
