Beards
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Only girls trim their beards. Men cut a mouth hole with a stanley knife.15
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Every Monday morning I ask myself if i am going to cut the last 3 days growth away or not.
Been working for 22 years and never gone to work without a shave even when I didn't really need one 22 years ago.0 -
Didnt shave for about eight days over Christmas. What a relief to get rid of it! Itchy, untidy and mostly white. Will never try again.0
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My old man Is currently walking round looking like Roy keane with his beard0
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Paulies nan says don't let it get longer than a number four.2
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I'm one of those unfortunate fuckers whose beard grows like a hockey player during the playoffs... But is patchy as fuck. As a consequence, after two weeks I look like I've been stranded on a desert island for a year and caught chickenpox the first day3
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Sounds like this forum.IdleHans said:Itchy, untidy and mostly white. .
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I would never bother as I would need 3 one for each chin1
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Stick a selfie on here and I'll photoshop a few various styles for you to decide your look...........smudge7946 said:Although I have the most amazing and beautiful face, but I've decided to grow a beard.
Has anyone got any growth or msintainance tips?
Ladies, don't panic, if anything, so far it's made me even more attractive. ;0)2 - Sponsored links:
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With or without the use of a selfie stick?tangoflash said:
Stick a selfie on here and I'll photoshop a few various styles for you to decide your look...........smudge7946 said:Although I have the most amazing and beautiful face, but I've decided to grow a beard.
Has anyone got any growth or msintainance tips?
Ladies, don't panic, if anything, so far it's made me even more attractive. ;0)0 -
I've had a beard for a while now... and it would be fair to say it looks bloody awesome! However some important tips:
1. It's going to take some time, so be patient as it will look a little bit scruffy every now and then
2. Remember there's skin under that hair as well, so try and exfoliate once a week
3. Use a quality beard oil... I'm currently using the original recipe 'Apocathery 87'... women seriously love the smell!
4. Don't be afriad to get the occasional trim... a decent barber will help shape your beard
5. If you want to take it another level... get a decent tache wax.. always a great way to look a tad dapper...
Happy bearding!1 -
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3335818/Call-fuzz-Research-claims-men-beards-likely-hold-sexist-views-live-clean-shaven.html
What do the birds on here think of that? Probably no opinion as girls have very small brains and the average Doris can only think about little fluffy kittens as they are so cute.6 -
Very random post for 8am? Knobhead.7
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Sorry to quote myself, but is the beard fad starting to come to an end yet?lordromford said:Surely beards being fashionable has to be nearly over now?
These things tend to be cyclical and big beards have been the in thing for what seems like ages.0 -
No wonder this post ended the thread! And before anyone questions me calling this guy a weird bloke, he's my football manager!World of Woe said:I've had a beard for a while now... and it would be fair to say it looks bloody awesome! However some important tips:
1. It's going to take some time, so be patient as it will look a little bit scruffy every now and then
2. Remember there's skin under that hair as well, so try and exfoliate once a week
3. Use a quality beard oil... I'm currently using the original recipe 'Apocathery 87'... women seriously love the smell!
4. Don't be afriad to get the occasional trim... a decent barber will help shape your beard
5. If you want to take it another level... get a decent tache wax.. always a great way to look a tad dapper...
Happy bearding!5 -
I'm on holiday in Thailand( found somewhere to watch tomorrow), most of the ladies here are clean shaven aparrently..............cue lady boy jokes0
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I suspect it might be. Stuff starts to go off trend as soon as silly old gits are noticed joining in. It ruins the credibility doesn't it?lordromford said:
Sorry to quote myself, but is the beard fad starting to come to an end yet?lordromford said:Surely beards being fashionable has to be nearly over now?
These things tend to be cyclical and big beards have been the in thing for what seems like ages.
Most people could sort of cope with Corbyn's beard because he's pretty much always had it. But when others get on to the bandwagon it all begins to go awry.
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Nahlordromford said:
Sorry to quote myself, but is the beard fad starting to come to an end yet?lordromford said:Surely beards being fashionable has to be nearly over now?
These things tend to be cyclical and big beards have been the in thing for what seems like ages.0 - Sponsored links:
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One thing I have noticed since Corbyn became Labour leader is that there are an extraordinary number of lookalikes about.1
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You are in awe of my beard.. and you are in fact a total 'jasper'I_Saw_Semedo_Score said:
No wonder this post ended the thread! And before anyone questions me calling this guy a weird bloke, he's my football manager!World of Woe said:I've had a beard for a while now... and it would be fair to say it looks bloody awesome! However some important tips:
1. It's going to take some time, so be patient as it will look a little bit scruffy every now and then
2. Remember there's skin under that hair as well, so try and exfoliate once a week
3. Use a quality beard oil... I'm currently using the original recipe 'Apocathery 87'... women seriously love the smell!
4. Don't be afriad to get the occasional trim... a decent barber will help shape your beard
5. If you want to take it another level... get a decent tache wax.. always a great way to look a tad dapper...
Happy bearding!1 -
Ha, probably fair. Your beard's not bad, makes a mockery of your shiny bald head.World of Woe said:
You are in awe of my beard.. and you are in fact a total 'jasper'I_Saw_Semedo_Score said:
No wonder this post ended the thread! And before anyone questions me calling this guy a weird bloke, he's my football manager!World of Woe said:I've had a beard for a while now... and it would be fair to say it looks bloody awesome! However some important tips:
1. It's going to take some time, so be patient as it will look a little bit scruffy every now and then
2. Remember there's skin under that hair as well, so try and exfoliate once a week
3. Use a quality beard oil... I'm currently using the original recipe 'Apocathery 87'... women seriously love the smell!
4. Don't be afriad to get the occasional trim... a decent barber will help shape your beard
5. If you want to take it another level... get a decent tache wax.. always a great way to look a tad dapper...
Happy bearding!
My phone's broken by the way mate so give Rodney or Royle a ring when you get out of work.0 -
Rodney or Royle?I_Saw_Semedo_Score said:
Ha, probably fair. Your beard's not bad, makes a mockery of your shiny bald head.World of Woe said:
You are in awe of my beard.. and you are in fact a total 'jasper'I_Saw_Semedo_Score said:
No wonder this post ended the thread! And before anyone questions me calling this guy a weird bloke, he's my football manager!World of Woe said:I've had a beard for a while now... and it would be fair to say it looks bloody awesome! However some important tips:
1. It's going to take some time, so be patient as it will look a little bit scruffy every now and then
2. Remember there's skin under that hair as well, so try and exfoliate once a week
3. Use a quality beard oil... I'm currently using the original recipe 'Apocathery 87'... women seriously love the smell!
4. Don't be afriad to get the occasional trim... a decent barber will help shape your beard
5. If you want to take it another level... get a decent tache wax.. always a great way to look a tad dapper...
Happy bearding!
My phone's broken by the way mate so give Rodney or Royle a ring when you get out of work.
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Hahahaha... you're not wrong!
Alas I missed the response so there were no Friday night shenanigans (beard or non-beard related)....0 -
Haha, the exact two characters the nicknames are based on. Good work sir.Brendan_O_Connell said:
Rodney or Royle?I_Saw_Semedo_Score said:
Ha, probably fair. Your beard's not bad, makes a mockery of your shiny bald head.World of Woe said:
You are in awe of my beard.. and you are in fact a total 'jasper'I_Saw_Semedo_Score said:
No wonder this post ended the thread! And before anyone questions me calling this guy a weird bloke, he's my football manager!World of Woe said:I've had a beard for a while now... and it would be fair to say it looks bloody awesome! However some important tips:
1. It's going to take some time, so be patient as it will look a little bit scruffy every now and then
2. Remember there's skin under that hair as well, so try and exfoliate once a week
3. Use a quality beard oil... I'm currently using the original recipe 'Apocathery 87'... women seriously love the smell!
4. Don't be afriad to get the occasional trim... a decent barber will help shape your beard
5. If you want to take it another level... get a decent tache wax.. always a great way to look a tad dapper...
Happy bearding!
My phone's broken by the way mate so give Rodney or Royle a ring when you get out of work.1
