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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    Whatever "what the fuck am I doing here" is in Belgian.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    "that ball boy behind is useless. I can crouch down this far without any seat"

  • New Charlton manager ponders trip to New Cross 'cinema'
  • As long as Km has one of those little bags to pick up his poop once once hes finished we wont get a fine.
  • 'Is this ze drill for the fire?'
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,215
    "Nice firm putt starting from 6 inches to the left of the hole, and it should come back in during the final yard. Positive thoughts, Rory"

  • they do what at the bus stop in Blackheath
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,211
    "Sod the VIP Q & A. If I crouch down like this behind the table no one will be able to see me"
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    "Hurry up half time, ive got a bastard of a turtle head poking out"
  • "Look at me, I'm an attention seeking w*anker who wants to be loved by Roland!"
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  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,841
    "My best way out of here is failing the height test - this might work."
  • DRAddick
    DRAddick Posts: 3,588
    "...erm....erm.....erm....uh.....erm..."
  • CafcWest
    CafcWest Posts: 6,166
    Umm "Now I know how Solly sees the game..."
  • Now no-one on Charlton Life will have any idea how tall I am...
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,348
    You know when you have a tune that goes round and around in yer head?

    "Can't get used to Luzon you, no matter what we try to do, gonna spend the whole game to, Luzon to..."
  • "oooh Roly I love your grass so much, it's so fresh and green and....wtf....they scored again? Fuck it, at least we have the grass..."
  • "My preciousss...."
  • If you all adopt this position when defending corners, the opposition won't be able to see you marking them.
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,241
    Maybe if I make myself 3'3" I can be labelled "somewhat quality" by the fans
  • DRAddick
    DRAddick Posts: 3,588
    "Can't wait to meet up with my mates Doc, Sneezy, Bashful, Grumpy, Sleepy and Happy later".
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  • "This new SE7 bowling green is great, but somebody needs to stop those guests from Norwich running around on it"
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    Crouch (bell) End
  • Dippenhall
    Dippenhall Posts: 3,918
    DRAddick said:

    "...erm....erm.....erm....uh.....erm..."

    Winner
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    DRAddick said:

    "Can't wait to meet up with my mates Doc, Sneezy, Bashful, Grumpy, Sleepy and Happy later".

    You forgot Afka......
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    "Tis a crying shame they never secured the late licence until 2am Thursday to Sunday for the bowling alley"
  • "If I hold my mouth open it will look like I am smiling and that I want to be at Sharlton"
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    Why am I crouching down?

    In Israel we have a saying - don't climb too high and you won't have to fall
  • Nicholas
    Nicholas Posts: 7,626
    Watching this shit is making me want one too.
  • "By crouching down, all the disabled supporters behind me will get a good view of our scintillating football!"
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    "i wonder if anyone will send me some flowers tomorrow to make me feel better".