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Adam Johnson, Ched Evans and my App (Invention)

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  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 10,855
    See, the product's shaping up already.
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    Lets brainstorm!
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    brogib said:

    Lets brainstorm!

    Let's not
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    PL54 said:

    brogib said:

    Lets brainstorm!

    Let's not
    Lets
  • smudge7946
    smudge7946 Posts: 4,131
    How about if you are a 1970s celebrity you have to type in a pin and anyone who has the app will be alerted to your presence.
  • Beckboy
    Beckboy Posts: 1,682
    .
  • legaladdick
    legaladdick Posts: 1,808
    This is not dissimilar to my own idea. I have a team of lawyers scouring clubs and pubs looking for amorous drunks. When it seems that a couple are likely to end up dabbling in each others underwear, the lawyer leaps forward, producing a legal contract of just 24 pages which covers those activities each is prepared to consent to (or not - delete as appropriate.) For the sum of only £250 each (plus VAT of course - credit cards accepted) the loving couple will be encouraged to continue their spontaneous activity once PayPal have authorised the transaction.

    Who says romance is dead?
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    legaladdick said:

    This is not dissimilar to my own idea. I have a team of lawyers scouring clubs and pubs looking for amorous drunks. When it seems that a couple are likely to end up dabbling in each others underwear, the lawyer leaps forward, producing a legal contract of just 24 pages which covers those activities each is prepared to consent to (or not - delete as appropriate.) For the sum of only £250 each (plus VAT of course - credit cards accepted) the loving couple will be encouraged to continue their spontaneous activity once PayPal have authorised the transaction.

    Who says romance is dead?

    There's a company here that does that, but they charge only £200, and you get a free bottle of Lambrini.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    edited March 2015
    Can you still send sexts on this app?
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,333
    Will it stand up in court? That made me laugh.
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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    I think I'd rather take a chance in court. (:
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    Here's the answer: http://www.amazon.com/Metal-Chastity-Belt-With-Lock/dp/B0026A1TIY
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    Stig said:

    Here's the answer: http://www.amazon.com/Metal-Chastity-Belt-With-Lock/dp/B0026A1TIY

    Love the way part of that hyperlink is "DP"!

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