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  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,847
    [cite]Posted By: nolly[/cite]jack palance.

    Is that it - I give you 14 minutes and all you come up with is "Jack Pallance"???

    NO - STEVE STAYS!

    Night night.
  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    hulk hogan
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    legend must stay no way the hulksta
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,024
    The Spice Girls
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    Jude Law
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,107
    The Rock
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,223
    keira knightley....

    only ever seen her in bend it like beckham and she was crap in that.
  • mart77
    mart77 Posts: 5,658
    Paris Hilton
  • PeakieRocket
    PeakieRocket Posts: 2,418
    Danny Dyer
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    pwopwer nwaughtwy that pwopwer nwaughtwy
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  • The Equaliser
    The Equaliser Posts: 758
    edited February 2008
    Ally McCoist.

    Edward Woodward ;-)
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    Chuck Norris.
  • Brunello
    Brunello Posts: 1,950
    Lassie
  • randy andy
    randy andy Posts: 5,454
    Ben Afleck
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    steve coogan, twatmassive
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,246
    [cite]Posted By: buckshee[/cite]Jude Law

    Yes, yes and yes complete and utter fraggle he is, if anyone doubts that just sit through the heap of steaming bile that the remake of Alfie is.

    Or anything else that fudger has been in
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    Mr Bean.
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    Mel Gibson
  • ThreadKiller
    ThreadKiller Posts: 8,620
    madonna
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    Nicholas Cage.
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  • mart77
    mart77 Posts: 5,658
    Mel Gibson and Nicholas Cage, they've made at least a few decent films.
  • C_f_W
    C_f_W Posts: 1,433
    Lou Diamond Phillips
    Kevin Bacon

    Based just on the number of films he's done, surely not every Nicholas Cage film can be bad - he's been in LOADS!!
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,847
    Surely not Nicholas Cage Suzi.

    Sure he's been in some absolute drivel, but I quite liked ....... er ....... well, "The Rock" was ok - and "ConAir" had a certain charm. Quick, someone help me out here ...............
  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 10,856
    Can't stand Nicholas Cage.
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    con air was fine for the first 80 mins, then when the plane landed queue the crusty music, the reuniting with the mrs, and then............. the baddie gets away so hero gets on a bike that just happens to be parked near by, the music gets all dramatic, high speed chase, leaps over vehicles buildings and people, some narrow escapes, screeching round corners and he saves the day.... again.

    utter drivel! :-) and he's got an awful accent.
  • tricky
    tricky Posts: 1,291
    What about Face/Off?!
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    [cite]Posted By: mart77[/cite]Mel Gibson and Nicholas Cage, they've made at least a few decent films.

    yeah, mel gibson in what women want...... classic not!:-)
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,107
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]Surely not Nicholas Cage Suzi.

    Sure he's been in some absolute drivel, but I quite liked ....... er ....... well, "The Rock" was ok - and "ConAir" had a certain charm. Quick, someone help me out here ...............

    Leaving Las Vegas was an absolutely brilliant film. You'd like it, Off_it. It was about a drunk
  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,476
    [cite]Posted By: suzisausage[/cite]con air was fine for the first 80 mins, then when the plane landed queue the crusty music, the reuniting with the mrs, and then............. the baddie gets away so hero gets on a bike that just happens to be parked near by, the music gets all dramatic, high speed chase, leaps over vehicles buildings and people, some narrow escapes, screeching round corners and he saves the day.... again.

    utter drivel! :-) and he's got an awful accent.

    Con Air was good for only one reason Steve Buschemi
  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,476
    edited February 2008
    [cite]Posted By: C_f_W[/cite]Lou Diamond Phillips
    Kevin Bacon

    Based just on the number of films he's done, surely not every Nicholas Cage film can be bad - he's been in LOADS!!

    Kevin Bacon
    -Murder in the First (moving true story of torture in american prison systems)
    -Sleepers
    -Flatliners

    three very good films in my opinion

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