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  • Bryan_Kynsie
    Bryan_Kynsie Posts: 2,179

    Morris dancers walking home past my window after a show.
    One by one. In drips and drabs.
    All with their feckin bells still on.

    Move away as a group or better still, take you bells off before you leave the arena!

    Even worse when they all get on the bus!!!! 30 minute journey with then jingling every 2 seconds, it really fucked me off.
    No different really when the bell gets pressed on the bus not once but by everyone who wants to get off at the next stop...

    FFS... the bus driver gets it... People want to get off at the next stop, he's not just going to automatically pull away cos the only person to press the bell has got off!!
    That really fucks me off, but I stew quietly in my seat about it. I'd love to punch every fucker that does that after the first person has rung the bell. MASSIVE pet hate.
    Blimey I hope you don't get on a bus full of Morris dancers - could be carnage!
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172

    Morris dancers walking home past my window after a show.
    One by one. In drips and drabs.
    All with their feckin bells still on.

    Move away as a group or better still, take you bells off before you leave the arena!

    Even worse when they all get on the bus!!!! 30 minute journey with then jingling every 2 seconds, it really fucked me off.
    No different really when the bell gets pressed on the bus not once but by everyone who wants to get off at the next stop...

    FFS... the bus driver gets it... People want to get off at the next stop, he's not just going to automatically pull away cos the only person to press the bell has got off!!
    That really fucks me off, but I stew quietly in my seat about it. I'd love to punch every fucker that does that after the first person has rung the bell. MASSIVE pet hate.
    Blimey I hope you don't get on a bus full of Morris dancers - could be carnage!
    Surely that should be Busnage?
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,304
    In terms of those not knowing if a bus is terminating usually the woman's voice that reads out the stops will say... "the next stop is: North Greenwich, this bus terminates here" before it gets there
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    People who when waiting for a lift press the up & down buttons. They then looked shocked when they get in the lift to find it is going up when they wanted to go down.
  • Bryan_Kynsie
    Bryan_Kynsie Posts: 2,179

    In terms of those not knowing if a bus is terminating usually the woman's voice that reads out the stops will say... "the next stop is: North Greenwich, this bus terminates here" before it gets there

    Never heard that on the 22 to Doncaster.
  • Bryan_Kynsie
    Bryan_Kynsie Posts: 2,179
    People who insist on resurrecting old threads to post something current - I'm talking about you, Mr President! These are bits of my life I will never get back.It must be quicker to start a new one than to search back through time to find the old one, so why the f*** do they do it?
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Buffering when watching educational reproduction videos with vertically challenged actresses and their grandparents I mean wtf why buffer on wifi
  • Eddie Firmani
    Eddie Firmani Posts: 650

    In terms of those not knowing if a bus is terminating usually the woman's voice that reads out the stops will say... "the next stop is: North Greenwich, this bus terminates here" before it gets there

    Never heard that on the 22 to Doncaster.
    Is there a North Greenwich in Donnie?
  • Bryan_Kynsie
    Bryan_Kynsie Posts: 2,179

    In terms of those not knowing if a bus is terminating usually the woman's voice that reads out the stops will say... "the next stop is: North Greenwich, this bus terminates here" before it gets there

    Never heard that on the 22 to Doncaster.
    Is there a North Greenwich in Donnie?
    Can't be certain - you can never be too careful though! There is an Armthorpe.
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325

    Buffering when watching educational reproduction videos with vertically challenged actresses and their grandparents I mean wtf why buffer on wifi


    Grandparents? That's just nasty :anguished:
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  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    If it stopped buffering I could see if they do nasty right now it's stuck on an old bird with no teeth and a 4 ft 15 stone small woman in a burka
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325

    If it stopped buffering I could see if they do nasty right now it's stuck on an old bird with no teeth and a 4 ft 15 stone small woman in a burka


    If 'she' is in a burka can you really be certain she is a she?!?
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,782

    If it stopped buffering I could see if they do nasty right now it's stuck on an old bird with no teeth and a 4 ft 15 stone small woman in a burka


    If 'she' is in a burka can you really be certain she is a she?!?
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919

    If it stopped buffering I could see if they do nasty right now it's stuck on an old bird with no teeth and a 4 ft 15 stone small woman in a burka


    If 'she' is in a burka can you really be certain she is a she?!?
    If it stops buffering I might find out
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,359
    Bus wankers
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,975
    Half the donuts on my Facebook turning into Andrew Marr for the day
  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,900
    people who say "i am going to have some ME time " ....normally already pampered middle class women whove never done a days hard graft in their life ......SELFISH ....ERS!!!!!!
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,150

    People who when waiting for a lift press the up & down buttons. They then looked shocked when they get in the lift to find it is going up when they wanted to go down.

    90% of Portuguese people do that. They don't seem to be able to grasp the concept of an elevator.
  • Bryan_Kynsie
    Bryan_Kynsie Posts: 2,179
    People who call lifts "elevators".
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,150

    People who call lifts "elevators".

    I just didn't want to use the word "lift" for a third time...

    Anyway, you could have shortened your post to "Americans" BK... :smiley:
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  • Bryan_Kynsie
    Bryan_Kynsie Posts: 2,179
    You are right enough there, Algarve!
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    When I sit down for me first Saturday off in a long while, stick on Saturday Kitchen which is one of the only programs I like and tey got Kate pissing Humble as the guest FFS
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    brogib said:

    When I sit down for me first Saturday off in a long while, stick on Saturday Kitchen which is one of the only programs I like and tey got Kate pissing Humble as the guest FFS

    What an annoying c#nt she is!

    On a side note, my mum, Robyn, and both my sisters are off To the SK studio for the dayfor the ssaturday kitchen experience that i got them all for their Christmas
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    She goes on more than I tought
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    Temporary blindness when walking indoors on a sunny day.
    Modern electrical plugs that can't be unscrewed.
    Ridiculously old threads being resurrected when new ones would make more sense.
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    When someone in traffic wrongly thinks you've cut him up (when the moron was in the wrong lane for where he was trying to go) and starts driving aggressively behind you and giving you evils for actually being in the correct lane.

    Badly designed town/city roads for not making their lane markings clear enough, hence causing the above to happen.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,975
    Knob heads that cut me up
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    Cut up knob heads like @AddickUpNorth's charge hand's.
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    It did look angry Stig. Allegedly.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,849
    Fiiish said:

    When someone in traffic wrongly thinks you've cut him up (when the moron was in the wrong lane for where he was trying to go) and starts driving aggressively behind you and giving you evils for actually being in the correct lane.

    Badly designed town/city roads for not making their lane markings clear enough, hence causing the above to happen.

    Probably a labour council mate.
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