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edited March 2008 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
A Palace fan, a Muslim and a Hindu are travelling together on a journey. Night comes and they arrive at an inn but when they arrived there, the innkeeper told them he only had 2 beds free, one of them would have to sleep in the barn.
"That`s OK", said the Muslim , "I`ll sleep in the barn."
So off he went. A few moments later there was a knock at the inn door. The innkeeper opened the door to see the Muslim who explained that he was unable to sleep in the barn as there was a pig in there, and he could not sleep with a pig.
"That`s OK," said the Hindu, "I`ll sleep there."
So off he went. A few moments later there was a knock at the inn door. The innkeeper opened the door to see the Hindu there, who explained that he was unable to sleep in the barn as there was a cow in there, and he could not sleep with a cow.
"That`s OK," said the Palace fan, "I`ll sleep there."
So off he went
A few moments later there was a knock at the inn door. The innkeeper opened the door to see a cow and a pig stood there......

Comments

  • ha, very good.

    (stick em in the right category E in future please, cheers)
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