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Massage - Have you ever had one CL pole

The Prince-e-Paul
The Prince-e-Paul Posts: 6,688
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So i've been to a really classy spa today as a late wedding anniversary present from my wife, to us both. Did the sauna, steam rooms and plunge pool then salt scrub treatment and finished with a lovely massage. Now i know some will scoff but it was really great. This is my third ever massage both previous in hotels in Tunisia and Turkey. Now feeling pretty relaxed and feel it was money well spent.

So here's the pole. Have you ever had a massage? Yes/No

Feel free to state your experience/thoughts

***Now I know there is a possibility some may have had massages that their wifes/girlfriends/boyfriends/husbands would not approve of, so i'll accept a pass on this one from you*** ;)
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  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,314
    I've not had a massage, nor a CL pole. Although apparently you can get either if you know who to PM
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,220
    Prefer a schvitz myself but had a few massages too.

    Even get a neck and shoulders massage from my barber.
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    I often get a large pole when I'm getting a massage!
  • C_A_F_C
    C_A_F_C Posts: 3,866
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    I often get a large pole when I'm getting a massage!

    Got an image of Henry in the barbers chair now...
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Love em... Thailand is the place to go. Proper thai massage... They kick the shit out of you
  • Daggs
    Daggs Posts: 1,344
    CLpole. Is that a Cheeky little Pole? If so no! But i did once have a nice little cheque.
    I also had a jolly good schvitz this morning.




    I must stop drinking this stuff............................................
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,764
    soapy_jones said:

    Just when you think you've seen the weirdest CL thread...

    Paulie would get pelters for this one!!
  • CatAddick
    CatAddick Posts: 2,385
    Yes including a couple on planes when Virgin used to have their in-flight therapies
  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,737
    Think I'll take the 5th.....

    :smile:
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  • agim
    agim Posts: 1,135
    I've had a rather expensive one at the Rowhill Grange spa, all very nice. Sat in the waiting room whilst a few of my mates visited our Chinese friends in soho before. Horrific scenes
  • Rob
    Rob Posts: 11,786
    Yes. Had a few. Overrated imo unless they come with a happy ending.
  • EastStand
    EastStand Posts: 4,109
    Poll?
  • All_Thaid_Up
    All_Thaid_Up Posts: 2,293
    Most countries in Asia I have had one. some very good, some poor. Had a very good one in the shangri la hotel in Manila.
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    EastStand said:

    Poll?

    Ah, come on. Don't spoil our fun!! :smiley:
  • cafcnick1992
    cafcnick1992 Posts: 7,413
    McBobbin said:

    Love em... Thailand is the place to go. Proper thai massage... They kick the shit out of you

    Hurts like hell. But being all British, I had to pretend I enjoyed it.
  • jimmymelrose
    jimmymelrose Posts: 9,750
    I've had a few massages: one or two in Indonesia, one in Thailand, one in Turkey, one in Italy and one this year in Germany. The one in Italy was surprisingly the best.

    In Thailand you can get a 'Body Massage.' I've also heard rumours of a 'Happy Ending' massage.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3qMIDZOM7g
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,844
    Does Piotr Parzyszek count?
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,258
    Only ever had one proper massage and it was a deep tissue one on my lower back after my pelvis locked and my lats tensed up and wouldn't let go.
  • C_A_F_C
    C_A_F_C Posts: 3,866
    killerandflash said:

    Does Piotr Parzyszek count?

    He gave you a massage?
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  • Rob
    Rob Posts: 11,786
    C_A_F_C said:

    killerandflash said:

    Does Piotr Parzyszek count?

    He gave you a massage?
    I think he's talking about the CL pole
  • C_A_F_C
    C_A_F_C Posts: 3,866
    Rob said:

    C_A_F_C said:

    killerandflash said:

    Does Piotr Parzyszek count?

    He gave you a massage?
    I think he's talking about the CL pole
    He gave him the CL pole?
  • Robbo on the wing
    Robbo on the wing Posts: 4,135
    McBobbin said:

    Love em... Thailand is the place to go. Proper thai massage... They kick the shit out of you

    Perhaps next time try one off someone without bollocks.
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    http://www.inada-massagechair.com

    The best a man can get.
    The £2 grand one even grips your legs and stretches you.
    When we went to their showroom it had 7 old men enjoying their chairs who looked like they had been there all day.
  • Bangkokaddick
    Bangkokaddick Posts: 4,295
    Do I really need to answer this? It's a long time since I had one but a soapy massage is a Thai speciality. Google it if you want to learn more.
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,117
    Get a massage almost every week, it's great.
  • Siv_in_Norfolk
    Siv_in_Norfolk Posts: 4,057
    In Taiwan only blind people are legally allowed to give massage service. Plenty of dodgy parlours persist. I used to get the blind ones working on me for sports injuries.

    Currently in Thailand chilling. Try to get a thai massage most days. Well worth it, imo... and that is not the happy ending kind.
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,117
    Yeah, I like the blind massages too.

    Had a bit of cupping last week, felt great.
  • cashncarry
    cashncarry Posts: 980
    I've had a blind massage in Thailand , apparently the one to have there is a soapy ( so I've heard).I've also had a pole she Worked in the sewing department
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Only blind people can give massages in Taiwan? Seriously?

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