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  • queensland_addick
    queensland_addick Posts: 7,547
    I'm taking the 5th amendment m'lord
  • Clem_Snide
    Clem_Snide Posts: 11,737
    http://youtu.be/yHuCzEM188c
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    Never had a massage. You'll all have cucumber over your eyes and a face pack on next.

    Never had a Pole either. Cracking Austrian, but not a Pole.
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    I exfoliate daily
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    ...and talk between the legs in summer months, stops the yeast infection
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,242
    brogib said:

    ...and talk between the legs in summer months, stops the yeast infection

    I know you meant talc but where you said talk im thinking of coochie that they used to do on kiss 100 with bam bam. A bloke would phone in and get between his missus legs whilst she was sleeping and go 'coochie coochie coo'

    Had to he up early for that stuff
  • cashncarry
    cashncarry Posts: 980
    brogib said:

    ...and talk between the legs in summer months, stops the yeast infection

    My Mrs talks out of arse.......what a great thread this is
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,598
    brogib said:

    ...and talk between the legs in summer months, stops the yeast infection

    Always talc my nads, not just in summer.
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    DaveMehmet said:

    brogib said:

    ...and talk between the legs in summer months, stops the yeast infection

    Always talc my nads, not just in summer.

    With that mental image, that's my nights good kip f***ed.
  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    *talc ; )
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  • brogib
    brogib Posts: 2,128
    I was standing in Bordeaux Airport waiting for the enemy to land tbf
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    No, would rather eat glass
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,598
    AddickUpNorth said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    brogib said:

    ...and talk between the legs in summer months, stops the yeast infection

    Always talc my nads, not just in summer.

    With that mental image, that's my nights good kip f***ed.
    But one more for the w**k bank though.
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    DaveMehmet said:

    AddickUpNorth said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    brogib said:

    ...and talk between the legs in summer months, stops the yeast infection

    Always talc my nads, not just in summer.

    With that mental image, that's my nights good kip f***ed.
    But one more for the w**k bank though.

    :wink:
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s8QYxmpuyxg
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,348
    had lots of massages .. I LOVE them .. so relaxing and so invigorating at the same time

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