Got to be honest the original Wiki edit is probably the funniest thing I have ever read on the internet. Congratulations Mr Stumps for your superb humour. Is this you with Shat_Himself?
Croydon is home to Crystal Palace F.C, though the club insists it's part of London and has never heard of Croydon. CPFC is famous for rearing Ashley Cole to be the bright pansy he is nowadays. The club has also won the Brazillian league a record of zero times in its 1990s heyday and is really only famous because Eric Cantona once had diarrhoea there after beating a fan senseless. Crystal Palace currently rejoice in their 5th title in as many years in the "Most Ludicrous Strip" competition a title they wrested from Lagos Vampires in 2004. The brightly coloured Clown outfit designed by Simon Jordan and based on the burlesque Harlequin has caused hilarity among opposing fans ever since.
Crystal Palace chairman Simon Jordan epitomises Croydon, and is somewhat a local treasure to the subnormal beings that share his love for bleached hair, bling, closetness, orange skin, greasy attire and arrogant tosser attitude. It was confirmed in 2009 Jordan is to continue with his highly rated ladies perfume range and move to self tanners.
Crystal Palace also famously managed to misspell their own name on their club crest in the 2005-06 season. They are therefore widely now known as "Chrystal Palace" in honour of this towering incompetence.
Have to admit that made me laugh. Banter is funny.
I have a few Palace work mates who keep saying "Palace don't care about Charlton, we nothing Charlton, its all about Brighton". I think the rest of the nigels disagree. Just forwarded them that jpeg of the wiki page :-)
Got to be honest the original Wiki edit is probably the funniest thing I have ever read on the internet. Congratulations Mr Stumps for your superb humour. Is this you with Shat_Himself?
And they call us trainspotters? Are they the notorious and feared Ultra Berks faction (pretty sure the nerd works at the carphone warehouse in Bromley)
Got to be honest the original Wiki edit is probably the funniest thing I have ever read on the internet. Congratulations Mr Stumps for your superb humour. Is this you with Shat_Himself?
And they call us trainspotters? Are they the notorious and feared Ultra Berks faction (pretty sure the nerd works at the carphone warehouse in Bromley)
Sorry, I'm confused - to which of the twenty or so nerds in the picture are you referring?
Got to be honest the original Wiki edit is probably the funniest thing I have ever read on the internet. Congratulations Mr Stumps for your superb humour. Is this you with Shat_Himself?
And they call us trainspotters? Are they the notorious and feared Ultra Berks faction (pretty sure the nerd works at the carphone warehouse in Bromley)
Sorry, I'm confused - to which of the twenty or so nerds in the picture are you referring?
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And so it begins....
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_Palace_F.C.
2 can play that game
Does anyone have the minutes from the inaugural Gerry Cottal meeting that formed us? I'm sure he'd love it for the museum.
Wasn't the ground at Catford called 'The Big Top'?
Crystal Palace chairman Simon Jordan epitomises Croydon, and is somewhat a local treasure to the subnormal beings that share his love for bleached hair, bling, closetness, orange skin, greasy attire and arrogant tosser attitude. It was confirmed in 2009 Jordan is to continue with his highly rated ladies perfume range and move to self tanners.
Crystal Palace also famously managed to misspell their own name on their club crest in the 2005-06 season. They are therefore widely now known as "Chrystal Palace" in honour of this towering incompetence.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Croydon
I have a few Palace work mates who keep saying "Palace don't care about Charlton, we nothing Charlton, its all about Brighton". I think the rest of the nigels disagree. Just forwarded them that jpeg of the wiki page :-)
What a beautiful thought ?
I hope this was done by a CAFC fan.
Rule 1 in Life,
If you can't take it .
Don't give it.