Snake
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Possibly, I got flagged for saying that I thought The Beatles were overrated...Off_it said:2 -
That's nothing, I got flagged for saying "there but for the grace of god" on a thread about a child with cancerOff_it said:0 -
Grass snakes are harmless years ago my mate had a caravan on the site next to pontins at camber sands, we used to catch them all the time in the dyke that ran through it, all I will say is when you do catch them don't let them piss on you as it stinks and don't wash off1
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So if it smelt nicer and washed away with relative ease you would actively endorse being pissed on by snakes?smiffyboy said:Grass snakes are harmless years ago my mate had a caravan on the site next to pontins at camber sands, we used to catch them all the time in the dyke that ran through it, all I will say is when you do catch them don't let them piss on you as it stinks and don't wash off
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I thought it was the dykes who were pissing on him.cafcdave123 said:
So if it smelt nicer and washed away with relative ease you would actively endorse being pissed on by snakes?smiffyboy said:Grass snakes are harmless years ago my mate had a caravan on the site next to pontins at camber sands, we used to catch them all the time in the dyke that ran through it, all I will say is when you do catch them don't let them piss on you as it stinks and don't wash off
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I thought it was the dykes who were pissing on him.cafcdave123 said:
So if it smelt nicer and washed away with relative ease you would actively endorse being pissed on by snakes?smiffyboy said:Grass snakes are harmless years ago my mate had a caravan on the site next to pontins at camber sands, we used to catch them all the time in the dyke that ran through it, all I will say is when you do catch them don't let them piss on you as it stinks and don't wash off
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How did it end?1
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The tip of its tail, I would think.OsamaBenHamer said:How did it end?
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Didn't know you had a shop in Grove Park.brogib said:All this talk of snakes reminds me of a story that happened to me when I had a shop in Grove Park, next to the BR station.
One of the paper boys, Charlie F*ck Face, brought his pet snake into me shop and I had a go at him and told him to go home and put it back in it's tank coz it's cruel, see. Anyway, he went out me shop, only to return about an hour later, looking behind me card racks and fridges, yeah you guessed it, the poxy thing had gone sliver abouts! FFs
But that ain't the end of the story, the bloke who owned the shop across the road called the RSPCA out coz he found the snake in his shop and guess who turned up with the RSPCA bloke......1 -
I loved this thread just reading back through I think the moral of the story is if you see @nth london addick with a spade in his hand mind your head0
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This thread was spoilt when the mods deleted its funniest post tbf0
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Some interesting advice to the OP0
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I hope he followed my advice and chopped the bstds head right off2
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I wonder if it was near Big Rob's place....Callumcafc said:
Didn't know you had a shop in Grove Park.brogib said:All this talk of snakes reminds me of a story that happened to me when I had a shop in Grove Park, next to the BR station.
One of the paper boys, Charlie F*ck Face, brought his pet snake into me shop and I had a go at him and told him to go home and put it back in it's tank coz it's cruel, see. Anyway, he went out me shop, only to return about an hour later, looking behind me card racks and fridges, yeah you guessed it, the poxy thing had gone sliver abouts! FFs
But that ain't the end of the story, the bloke who owned the shop across the road called the RSPCA out coz he found the snake in his shop and guess who turned up with the RSPCA bloke......0 -
I think it was between Big Rob's and @i_b_b_o_r_g 's shopStu_of_Kunming said:
I wonder if it was near Big Rob's place....Callumcafc said:
Didn't know you had a shop in Grove Park.brogib said:All this talk of snakes reminds me of a story that happened to me when I had a shop in Grove Park, next to the BR station.
One of the paper boys, Charlie F*ck Face, brought his pet snake into me shop and I had a go at him and told him to go home and put it back in it's tank coz it's cruel, see. Anyway, he went out me shop, only to return about an hour later, looking behind me card racks and fridges, yeah you guessed it, the poxy thing had gone sliver abouts! FFs
But that ain't the end of the story, the bloke who owned the shop across the road called the RSPCA out coz he found the snake in his shop and guess who turned up with the RSPCA bloke......0 -
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And this was my favourite post, although all of NLA’s typically outrageous proposals run it a close second.queensland_addick said:Grass snakes are beautiful creatures, she should be very honoured having one visit her garden. There are probably tadpoles in the pond that he is feeding on. It's the Eastern Brown snakes, which we have here in our garden, that you need to be frightened of!But if you find snakes scary - I have since I was a kid and confronted in my encyclopedia with a graphic image of a boa constrictor squeezing a piglet to death- you might not wish to read up about the Eastern Brown…0
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