Things children say
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My little girl is 3 now and stays with me one night during the week and one night/day on the weekends. I dont get to wake up to her every morning which always breaks my heart but when we do spend time together we make each other laugh non stop.
This weekend she asked me for a hug and then told me i was her best friend. Choked me up big time.24 -
When I was around 5 I apparently asked the 2 plumbers installing our boiler where their horses were. Then when they asked why I told them because my dad had said they were a pair of cowboys.36
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My niece told me I was her best friend when she was about 3/4. It was a great moment. Then a chicken walked past and she told me the chicken was her best friend. Put a slight dampner on it26
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Son, what do you prefer Stones or Beatles?
"Why can't I just have something normal for dinner, Dad?" he pleaded.8 -
Many many years ago we had a clear out at home and Dad decided that he wanted to give a load of kids stuff to his work mate.
So, when we went round to his house to give him a lovely wooden rocking horse my sister said to my Dad's mate "we are giving you this because my Dad said you are poor".
Cue awkward silence!12 -
she meant her other grandparents...happyvalley said:I was told yesterday by her mother that my 5 year old granddaughter rates her Nana & Grandad in her favourite ten people. She said although I wasn't very good looking I made the top ten because I was kind. I must admit it brought a lump to my throat, of all the things to be called, kind is right up there with the best although I would like to have been called handsome as well.
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got 3 girls now 8, 5 and 6 months...the older 2 are too smart for their own good sometimes and growing up far too quickly.
the youngest is now my favourite
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My two year old asked me the other day if we could do 'This little piggy went to Margate'.9
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Welcome to the 3 daughter club!Elthamaddick said:got 3 girls now 8, 5 and 6 months...the older 2 are too smart for their own good sometimes and growing up far too quickly.
the youngest is now my favourite
It's an emotional rollercoaster but rewarding overall.2 -
Two couples whose kids are friends with our 7 year old have recently split up and it's obviously playing on her mind. Out of the blue the other day she said to me "Daddy, if you and Mummy split up and you both marry someone else would they be my step mum & Dad. But you're not splitting up are you?" I said to her that no and that me and Mummy love each other very much, even though Mummy's a bit smelly"
She paused for a few moments obviously thinking about it then said "Daddy, Mummy's only smelly first thing in the morning"16 - Sponsored links:
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On the way to the game yesterday my little brother (9) asked if Jose Riga was still our manager...
I don't think he realised how funny the question was...10 -
But where is that chicken now ? Bloody nowhere to be seen, some "friend".moutuakilla said:My niece told me I was her best friend when she was about 3/4. It was a great moment. Then a chicken walked past and she told me the chicken was her best friend. Put a slight dampner on it
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Is that what is called being damned by faint praise?????DaveMehmet said:Two couples whose kids are friends with our 7 year old have recently split up and it's obviously playing on her mind. Out of the blue the other day she said to me "Daddy, if you and Mummy split up and you both marry someone else would they be my step mum & Dad. But you're not splitting up are you?" I said to her that no and that me and Mummy love each other very much, even though Mummy's a bit smelly"
She paused for a few moments obviously thinking about it then said "Daddy, Mummy's only smelly first thing in the morning"
Only, I'd be inclined to infer that maybe someone else isn't....2 -
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And this little piggy smelt of wee wee all the way home.4
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My now 12 year old daughter asked my parents why they weren't in a home yet, when she was about seven. That caused much hilarity.0
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My Daughter has severe learning difficulties and can only say two/three word answers plus she can't pronounce a lot of letters and words.One of the many programmes she loves watching and singing along too is "big cook little cook" but when she sings along all you can hear is "big cock little cock"!8
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7 year old granddaughter to Mrs Dippy
"Do you like being a granny?"
Yes it's lovely
"Why do you? it means you will die soon"
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I remember arguing years ago with my son when he was about 4/5 that his nan and grandad was my mum n dad, he was having none of it, saying they can't your mum n dad because they are his nan and grandad and that I was silly.4
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My 6 year old burst into tears at the end of the wolves game because Charlton lost.'
I promised to make it up to him by taking him to the Colchester game.
He left in tears with 5 minutes to go!4 - Sponsored links:
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I was wrestling with my two on the sofa yesterday. My 3 year old son was locked under my legs and my 7 year old daughter yelled
"Kick daddy in the penis"
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My 3 year old boy said when he got big and I got small that he would look after me and take me on holidays, he then apologised because he would not be living with me and mummy anymore as he would be living with the lads in the football team (we were in the park watching some younguns playing and he had decided they were his friends).3
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Are you Gus Poyet?Athletico Charlton said:My 3 year old boy said when he got big and I got small that he would look after me and take me on holidays, he then apologised because he would not be living with me and mummy anymore as he would be living with the lads in the football team (we were in the park watching some younguns playing and he had decided they were his friends).
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I had a girlfriend who said that to me once, about 2 days before I couldn't get through to her on the phone.happyvalley said:She said although I wasn't very good looking I made the top ten because I was kind. I must admit it brought a lump to my throat, of all the things to be called, kind is right up there with the best although I would like to have been called handsome as well.
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Shall I call Social Services, or will you???smudge7946 said:My 6 year old burst into tears at the end of the wolves game because Charlton lost.'
I promised to make it up to him by taking him to the Colchester game.
He left in tears with 5 minutes to go!1 -
We took my daughter to a Christingle service yesterday, during which a collection for the children's society is made. We were explaining to her that she was lucky and that a lot of children don't have homes, families etc. I said that she was also lucky as she had such a funny and handsome daddy. she replied "Daddy, you got the funny bit right but you're not handsome. You need hair to be handsome"9
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My 18 mth old said to me this morning daddy friend and put his hand out and said come come daddy friend
Lifting my spirts from the floor to the ceiling
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My 4 year old often tells me I'm his best friend until I have to tell him off or put him to bed, then I'm told we're not friends anymorenth london addick said:My 18 mth old said to me this morning daddy friend and put his hand out and said come come daddy friend
Lifting my spirts from the floor to the ceiling
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My girlfriend's nine year old son told me that he loved me just before Christmas. He's told me several times since, and has now become part of his routine whenever I see him or talk to him on the phone/facetime.
Every time he does it, it makes me well up.7 -
Just before Christmas you say...Leroy Ambrose said:My girlfriend's nine year old son told me that he loved me just before Christmas. He's told me several times since, and has now become part of his routine whenever I see him or talk to him on the phone/facetime.
Every time he does it, it makes me well up.28
