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Adebayor wants to learn about Palace...
Karim_myBagheri
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He has just signed to palace on a short term deal and admits he knows nothing about the club and he will have to Google them.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/emmanuel-adebayor-admits-knows-nothing-7257789
to save him the trouble maybe some on here would like to inform him on what palace are all about...
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/emmanuel-adebayor-admits-knows-nothing-7257789
to save him the trouble maybe some on here would like to inform him on what palace are all about...
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I hope this doesn't end nicely
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History of administrations2
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Just call everyone Nigel. They like that.7
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1. multiple administrations leaving local firms out of pocket each time.
2. Spelt their own club name wrong.
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Be a short history lesson...
What have Palace won... Nothing
What have Palace done... Nothing
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An appalling club with little history of doing anything even remotely praiseworthy, playing at the worst ground in the entire history of professional football in England, supported by people called Nigel (who play fully to the stereotype that name conjures up) and managed by a big nosed, arrogant ****.
There you go, Manny - that just about covers it and all that you'll ever need to know.2 -
Full kit wankers called Nigel, biggest achievement in there history is losing an fa cup final replay...2
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It has slipped under the radar due to our own plight. Pardew is working his magic, Palace are bottom of the current form table in the Prem.6
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"Palace have scored 1 goal in 6 league games, and that was an own goal.
At other clubs, this would be terrible. At Palace, this is part of their heritage and thus it is important to maintain this consistent non scoring until the teams below Palace have overtaken them in the table and relegation is confirmed."1 -
a couple more games of not scoring and pardew will start saying "need to start playing my best team now". And it begins..killerandflash said:"Palace have scored 1 goal in 6 league games, and that was an own goal.
At other clubs, this would be terrible. At Palace, this is part of their heritage and thus it is important to maintain this consistent non scoring until the teams below Palace have overtaken them in the table and relegation is confirmed."0 -
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The Main Stand is a fire trap.
The Holmesdale End is sinking as the water table under the stand continues to rise.
The Arthur Waite stand is riddled with asbestos.
Sainsbury's are doing two for one on Hot Cross Buns behind the other goal.
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They dislike Brighton a little.
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Three years on they're still very happy and there's talk of adopting some kids.Brendan_O_Connell said:They dislike Brighton a little.
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They play in a wooden shed in Croydon, they have a dozen hardcore fans that will all wear black and pay for their own escort to matches..4
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He clearly forgot Brightons FA Cup final and replay, a full 7 years before theirs....utter mugsBrendan_O_Connell said:They dislike Brighton a little.
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Palace were once known as "The team of the 80's" This was not because they were any good in the 80's but because that's how many goals they had usually conceded by Christmas5
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Ade old chum. All you need to know.
They fell over into the Premiershite with a world record 435 penalties in one season.
As long as you fall over a lot I think you will fit right in.
Oh, and the manager is a big nosed cunt!4 -
really hope this is the Pardew Effect kicking in. League form nose-diving, stopped scoring and signing a trouble maker striker who doubtless Pardew thinks he can be the first to tame.
They ain't on 40 pts yet....5 -
Getting Adebayor in is reminiscent of when they spunked £2m on Akinbiyi.2
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Not to mention the £75,000 a week wages Adebayor is reportedly picking up which is about £2m between now and the end of the season.0
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The main thing Adebeyor needs to know about Palace is they have new investors with deep pockets so grab yourself a 5 year contract in the summer on squillions and squillions then do your usual not interested show please.6
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Embarrassing for the Brighton fan to have to go to the match with that.Brendan_O_Connell said:They dislike Brighton a little.
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Palace then, where are they now in the world's richest teams? Why do they still play in a ground which has the look and smell similar to French street toilets in the 1980s?
Crouch and shit people, crouch and shit. Don't get your shoes or clothes dirty.0 -
Their trophy cabinet is emptier than a Greggs Pasty.
Their fans can't decide who their rivals or their derby is.
Every part of their club from their kit, their badge, their nickname and their atmosphere is either plagiarised or fabricated.
They have been relegated from the Premier League more times than any other team.5 -
Weird club with no sense of tradition, history, geography, irony or style.
I feel dirty now I've put that montage together, and want to check my computer for viruses.3 -
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But why???????0 -
When you think about it, no class, pointless history, general waste of space with a love for money, Palace and Adebayor will fit quite well together.0
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They're a family club, but have a group of grown men organising their own police escorts to look hard.
They say they hate modern football, but have cheerleaders and goal music.
They're 'South London and Proud', but call anyone from a genuine SE postcode a pikey.
They are a very weird, confused little bunch.3 -
You wouldn't believe the level of chomps this basic level of fishing attracted. Needed a 2nd rod after 20 minutes. All the obvious stuff jumped out the water, league one, clowns, caravans, muppets, soon to be lower than Bromley etc....
But one clever Nigel just went 'Reece Oxford'. I thought he was Blackadder style naming great universities, so I replied 'Rod Hull, your turn.' What did he reply? 'Michael Winner' !!! Wtf ???7 -
The thing that hurts is that they are a million miles above us and our shower.1
