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Muzza-Merde Caption Competition

Stig
Stig Posts: 29,019
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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,019
    Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies. (Though which one's saying it could be anybody's guess).
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Look this is the team sheet I gave Riga. Why the hell is he picking Lookman over Reza?
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    Muzza - no, no Katrien. For the last time, the fans throwing a season ticket at you aren't giving a "nice prezzie"!
  • unjpc49427
    unjpc49427 Posts: 97
    "I believe it will turn."... just like the milk though, it's all gone sour.
  • iamdan
    iamdan Posts: 2,421
    Are you really thinking about Naby Sarr?
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Stig said:

    image

    And stop using my pictures Stig.....they are for 'personal special time' only.
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,122
    Katrien, take this note, give it to Karel and ask him to pass it to JJ. Then everything will be alright, I promise
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited February 2016
    Muzza - Katrien can I be your next customer? Only thing is I'm short on money.....well at least until we get back to the premier league. Do you mind waiting 25 years?
  • Hartleypete
    Hartleypete Posts: 4,699
    Glad I put my Tena's on.
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  • Nicholas
    Nicholas Posts: 7,626
    What do you think of the new programme you puppy dog bitch, in fact who cares what you think your nothing old man.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    Yes Katrien, the fans do think you look like a squirrel but you dont help rumours by refusing to let go of me nuts!!
  • unjpc49427
    unjpc49427 Posts: 97
    "Islands in the Stream, that is what we are" etc
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    KM: Do you think I should cash in on this bet I put on Charlton to get relegated?
    RM: Nah you've played it brilliantly dear... Hold off and you'll win the full amount in a few weeks
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    We'll sell The Valley and this time next year we'll be miwwionaires!!
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    I don't care what the supporters say about you Katrien, I still think you'd look quite attractive with my cock in your mouth.
  • Big_Bob
    Big_Bob Posts: 1,536
    ' We are fucked'
  • Daggs
    Daggs Posts: 1,344
    Murray; Is that a rabbit on my head?
    Katrien; No, just a hair...........................boom tish.





    (Curtesy of Frank Carson circa 1974)
  • Redmidland
    Redmidland Posts: 44,700
    Big_Bob said:

    ' Fancy a fuck'

    Fixed it for you!!

  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,019
    Muzza: Roly told me that he thought you we're really clever and that you're doing a good job.
    Merde: Well, he told me that you are Charlton's super-fan.
    Both [sniggering]: What a complete and utter cockwomble!
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  • Davidsmith
    Davidsmith Posts: 207
    Now listen here I told everyone we need British players,lets get Roger Johnson back he is awesome.
  • unjpc49427
    unjpc49427 Posts: 97
    I'm thinking of joining CARD next week
  • SheffieldRed
    SheffieldRed Posts: 3,772

    Katrien rumours are circulating that Boris will make a statement shortly about whether Charlton should stay in Roland's empire or leave
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    Murray "Let me explain to you how relegation works....."
  • fadgadget
    fadgadget Posts: 1,388
    Ok Richard , ive made a note , Roly will have the waffles, im going with a foot long sub and a packet of knobbys nuts .
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    my mate Simon from Surrey has suggested a threesome Katrien. He has apologised for the fake tan that might stain the sheets.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited February 2016
    There were 3 in the bed and the little one said roll over roll over, so they all rolled over and Roly fell out.....
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Richard, can you go through the offside law just one more time please?
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    edited February 2016
    Muzza to KM:

    "The one in the cardigan is Henry Irvine, the aggressive looking one is Airman Brown and the little fella is AFKA"
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Addickted said:

    Richard, can you go through the offside law just one more time please?

    If might have been him asking her the question.

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