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Muzza-Merde Caption Competition

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  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,613
    'Don't look now, but we're surrounded by people in black and white scarfs'
  • Phantom_User
    Phantom_User Posts: 655
    Kiss my head and call me Dick... did I get that round the right way?
  • NornIrishAddick
    NornIrishAddick Posts: 9,623
    RM to KM "But Roly promised that he'd still respect me (sob), if I let him...."
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,348
    RM "Some people say i look like Mick Jagger without a rug, or at least some saddo called Soapy_Jones on CL says so..."

    KM "Mick who?, Soapy though he's a legend in the sack, i walked bandy for weeks after!"
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    soapy_jones said:

    RM "Some people say i look like Mick Jagger without a rug, or at least some saddo called Soapy_Jones on CL says so..."

    KM "Mick who?, Soapy though he's a legend in the sack, i walked bandy for weeks after!"

    Is Bandy perhaps the name of a guide dog? ;-)
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,348
    Stig said:

    soapy_jones said:

    RM "Some people say i look like Mick Jagger without a rug, or at least some saddo called Soapy_Jones on CL says so..."

    KM "Mick who?, Soapy though he's a legend in the sack, i walked bandy for weeks after!"

    Is Bandy perhaps the name of a guide dog? ;-)
    Superb. Touche!
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,126
    'Don't worry Katrien, it's just messageboard stuff.'
  • Pelham123
    Pelham123 Posts: 379
    edited February 2016
    Katrien: Big Vern is giving me evils.
    Minty: Don't worry I'll do him Jordan style if he comes over here.
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    edited February 2016
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  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    RM - you know that coco5 sponsorship deal - it's happening!!

    KM - we're saved
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  • boggzy
    boggzy Posts: 3,595
    edited February 2016
    Don't worry about that lot, let me take you the back way this time.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    She'd have to keep them glasses on

    *That ain't a caption, but an honest personal observation
  • mistrollingin
    mistrollingin Posts: 3,868
    "Fancy half an hour in the laundry basket Muzza?"
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited February 2016
    The kit mans engine is running in the car park now, if we leave now we can escape all these weird customers forever.
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    "Richard, look into my eyes not around the eyes,
    3,2,1 you're back in the room"
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    'Can you lend me 7m quid?'
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,618
    Katrien : I've just heard he is signing on Monday. Great news.

    Richard : How tall is he ?
  • kentred2
    kentred2 Posts: 2,334
    Can I have one of those nice red blankets like the Hatter?
  • palcafc
    palcafc Posts: 394
    What do you think of this team for Preston?
    This managing is so easy. Four weeks time and I think we could have reached our goal of the League one
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021

    Both speaking simultaneously:
    Muzza: You don't seem to have made any public appearances since the Dublin Debacle, has Roly gagged you?
    Merde: You don't seem to have made any public appearances since January's Incompetent Interview, has Roly gagged you?
    [Both laugh, nervously]
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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Katrien, The team might not stay up, but I can.....I've got some viagra in my pocket
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    Katrien: Why did you give me a funny look when I said 'thank you' after you said 'sofa so good' after 10 minutes at Fulham. It was flattered that you thought it was such a good marketing plan.
    Murray: I didn't. I just said so far so good.
  • Athletico Charlton
    Athletico Charlton Posts: 14,273
    KM "so, who is this Peter Varney chap then?"
    RM "he was my PA"
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Enjoy League One, Tosser
  • Matttees
    Matttees Posts: 47
    Sorry muzz but I'm not wearing the mask again.
  • Gumbo
    Gumbo Posts: 957
    Murray:- Do you really think of Naby Sarr???
  • Hovi's Biscuit
    Hovi's Biscuit Posts: 1,717
    edited February 2016
    Gumbo said:

    Murray:- Do you really think of Naby Sarr???

    Murray: "Naby Sarr is the worst centre half I've never heard of"
  • NornIrishAddick
    NornIrishAddick Posts: 9,623
    Murray: "Erm, Katrien, can I borrow your scarf, I've had another of my embarrassing little accidents and, at my age, I can't sit on a damp seat..."
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    edited February 2016
    Muzza 'can you see any black or white heads Kat? If so, give them a squeeze there's a good girl..................Ooh er!'

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