Attention: Please take a moment to consider our terms and conditions before posting.

A Bonkers Statement from Club - the infamous {...} one

1…457910…40

Comments

  • C4FC4L1f3
    C4FC4L1f3 Posts: 1,917
    LeaburnForEngland said:

    C4FC4L1f3 said:

    Also they always put CLUB STATEMENT

    Louis Mend has said he was next to the person who posted it from the comms team... so either he's trolling us or it's legit. It's legit.
    I smell a rat lol
  • NornIrishAddick
    NornIrishAddick Posts: 9,623
    ForeverAddickted said:

    When they say they met with fans... Does that mean Roland is aware of the bloke who took his picture on SouthEastern

    Don't forget Colin, Target 20k and Nathan...

    Representative sample, ask anyone.
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,458
    AllHailTheHen said:

    image

    Gone?

    He was mad as a box of frogs the day he arrived.

  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    He's lost the fucking plot!

    This. Is. Delicious.
  • Beckboy
    Beckboy Posts: 1,682
    .
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    I want to know the particulars?
    The Charlton comms 'team' at Ebbsfleet is Olly presumably, and likely as not Louis was sitting next to him as the button was pushed or whatever.
    Does that mean that we have Olly, updating on the Kent Cup, getting urgent instructions on his email or phone to upload a statement about to arrive in his inbox onto the club website.
    Is that how it works?
    Or was it Mel who was doing it as she was at the match?
  • covered_end_junior
    covered_end_junior Posts: 4,521
    Oh Roland do fuck off.
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    I'm still struggling to believe it's real.

    It's insanely bad. I'm laughing so much, what else can they do?!
  • addicksmad
    addicksmad Posts: 66
    If he is demonstrably insane, and this is pretty conclusive, surely the FA must now act?
  • Clem_Snide
    Clem_Snide Posts: 11,737
    Sent to the FA.

  • Sponsored links:



  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    LouisMend said:

    It's real. And it came from Roland Duchatelet despite protestations within the club.

    Do you want me to write you a LinkedIn recommendation, Mel? Now may be the time to begin harvesting them pet..
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,997
    Totally wow ...either a complete fuckup by them or the best hack ever.

    Seems like its real and what this proves is that they have finally lost it ...this is good news ...keep the pressure on .
  • cafc4life
    cafc4life Posts: 4,632
    Surely this is fake? Website hacked??
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    The best get out is to say this instant that the club website was hacked.
    Otherwise we need a new supply of fans for the substance Jo Tongue tells us about.
  • C4FC4L1f3
    C4FC4L1f3 Posts: 1,917
    Check the source code of the statement and you will see it is fake.
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,359
    C4FC4L1f3 said:

    2 people on the pitch sent Rolland over the edge!

    you couldn't write it!

    Card useless :p

    Should have been at least 3
  • addicksmad
    addicksmad Posts: 66
    Thank God Clem-Snide. Clearly this cannot go on.
  • SDAddick
    SDAddick Posts: 14,467
    T.C.E said:

    Was the original draft written in crayon and signed
    Roland
    Aged
    60 and a bit

    Apparently the content moderator decided not to include "HELTER SKELTER*" which was scribbled across the note in red crayon.

    Is 40 odd years considered "too soon?"

    *That is a Charles Manson reference**

    **From now on I'm going to end all of my communiqués with footnotes.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    I now feel like I've stared insanity in the face and it blew me a kiss
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    C4FC4L1f3 said:

    Check the source code of the statement and you will see it is fake.

    Why have they not denied it?

    The team is all online
  • Sponsored links:



  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    BartleyPark said:

    Screen grab it!!!

    Done. Let's get this stuff out on twitter and spreading.

    This is a proper kamakazi move by the old duffer.
  • Cafctekkers
    Cafctekkers Posts: 1,254
    even if this is fake, why is it taking so long for them to officially state that its fake
  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,735
    Just got a text from @Henry Irving son saying "have you seen the news".

    Assume this is it.

    Fucking hell.

    War.
  • flyingkiwiDK
    flyingkiwiDK Posts: 5,722
    cafc4life said:

    Surely this is fake? Website hacked??

    Its not a hack. If it was the club would have taken it down the moment they realized. This looks like the work of KM to me.
  • Weegie Addick
    Weegie Addick Posts: 16,521
    It's been on the OS for an hour. Surely they would have reacted by now if it were a hack?

    Regarding the language/ grammar, I studied Dutch and worked for a couple of years in the Netherlands. We called it Dunglish – the arrogance of people who don’t think they need a native speaker to check their writing in a foreign language. You even saw it on major signs and advertisements. I can spot it a mile off. Pretty convinced this is either RD or KM, or most likely a combination.
  • All_Thaid_Up
    All_Thaid_Up Posts: 2,293
    I was looking at the mobile site but even in the desktop mode it is in the news section
  • AllLeftFoot
    AllLeftFoot Posts: 1,500
    It has been up for about an hour - if it was a hack, it would surely have been deleted by now unless they have also lost access to the content management system and server.

    As it is, I feel sorry for the comms staff as it must be impossible working for a loon like that.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,961
    Roland's clearly had a Grimbergen too many tonight.
  • C4FC4L1f3
    C4FC4L1f3 Posts: 1,917
    Well who ever posted it didn't do it as per the format of EVERY other piece of writing in the whole website lol

    It sticks out like a sore thumb. Anyone who knows web design will tell you when they look at the source code.

Categories

“Marketplace”