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Foods you eat strangely

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  • Battered fish. I never eat the skin at the bottom.
    Thing is,I don't think there is a difference between the bottom and the top..is there?

    It depends whether it is upside down or not.
  • Stuart_the_Red
    Stuart_the_Red Posts: 1,850
    After having been out for an Indian I always order an extra Nan to take home.
    In the morning I pop it in the toaster, spread with butter and then marmalade! delicious.
    Best of all is a garlic Nan.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,243
    cafcfan said:

    I assume it's not strange to felch Cadbury Cream Eggs?

    It depends in what sense you mean. If you mean 'is it weird to ejaculate into the empty cavity of a creme egg, then suck the semen out with a drinking straw'? Or do you mean you suck the fondant stuff out and you've labelled that as felching?
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    McBobbin said:

    I can't eat weetabix without constructing a Stonehenge and then dissolving it's base in milk.

    I eat a whole packet of fish sticks with salad creme and pepper.

    I have to put my finger through the corner of monster munch and eat it straight from the finger.

    Great! Here's my Allsorthenge (carbon -dated to circa 2009).

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  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    I have always wondered what Lemon or Orange flavoured crisps would be like!
  • addick1965
    addick1965 Posts: 5,092

    Ice Cream - I spit it in and out back onto the spoon until it's gradually gone.

    Maltesers - I set myself a challenge to bite the chocolate off without breaking the crispy ball whilst it's in my mouth.

    Any cake and custard - smash it all up and mix until it's a thick paste. then eat it.

    Fast Food drinks - never use a straw, always take the lid off and drink.



    Yep me too
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Dog shit sandwich standing on me head
  • Malteasers - I suck the chocolate off fnarr, and then let the biscuit melt in my mouth. I have to do this 2 at a time for some reason.

    My Gran did that with sugared almonds, sucking the shells off (fnarr) during the week, then serving us nippers almonds on a plate when we visited on a Sunday.
    Had a very similar story from a friend of mine who worked in a nursing home for a while - she had a resident who kept giving her nuts because her family bought them for her but she couldn't eat them because they were too hard.

    After a while of this happening pretty regularly my friend asked why she didn't say anything to the family, to which this lady told her she couldn't eat the nuts anymore, but she still liked sucking the chocolate off them.
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,168
    McBobbin said:

    I'm quite partial to an oxo cube straight out of the wrapper.

    Which you bought for £20 and then smoked ;)
    This actually happened at my middle school, some year 7 kids got done for trying to sell Oxo as draw. Personally I wouldn't waste nice tasty Oxo by smoking it.

    The High School I went to also made the national news for kids dealing LSD on site. Lovely town is Kidderminster.
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  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    cafcfan said:

    I assume it's not strange to felch Cadbury Cream Eggs?

    nope.

    Walnut Whips as well.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,352
    I would assume that there are a lot on here pretty handy around a pork sausage...
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,228
    Worked with someone who would eat a kitkat and a packet of cheese and onions crisps taking alternate bites in each.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Macronate said:

    cafcfan said:

    I assume it's not strange to felch Cadbury Cream Eggs?

    nope.

    Walnut Whips as well.
    And pyramints. Dobthey still do those?

    I like to roll up curly wurlies, though a lot of the chocolate comes off
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,153

    Dog shit sandwich standing on me head

    Why have you got a dog shit sandwich standing on your head? You're no grandson of mine...
  • McBobbin said:

    Macronate said:

    cafcfan said:

    I assume it's not strange to felch Cadbury Cream Eggs?

    nope.

    Walnut Whips as well.
    And pyramints. Dobthey still do those?

    I like to roll up curly wurlies, though a lot of the chocolate comes off
    Wouldn't they melt when you light them, though????
  • cashncarry
    cashncarry Posts: 980
    i always like to have play around with my fish pie,before i get stuck in
  • i always like to have play around with my fish pie,before i get stuck in

    If ever there was a statement crying out to be a euphemism...
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948

    Dog shit sandwich standing on me head

    Why have you got a dog shit sandwich standing on your head? You're no great-grandson of mine...
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,783

    Any odd ones?

    I turn pies upside down - find them easier to cut open and eat that way.

    I turn muffins upside down too - different reason though, it's saving the nicer top bit for last.

    There's a girl at work who drinks porridge rather than using a spoon.

    Have a mate who eats burgers the other way up as he reckons they are easier to pick up that way.

    I, too, used to eat pies upside down when using a knife and fork. I can't remember when I stopped doing that.
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  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,783

    I know somebody who hates the feeling of certain foods on her lips. Takes her AGES to eat an apple. No idea why she doesn't cut it up first.

    Or perhaps she should give up eating apples?
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,783
    cafcfan said:

    I assume it's not strange to felch Cadbury Cream Eggs?

    It depends whose backside or vagina you've stuffed it in first. If it's your own anus, that is really strange.
  • The_Organiser
    The_Organiser Posts: 3,999
    Cold baked beans from the tin.

    Sandwiches with lumps of cheese instead of bread and cucumber etc as the filling.

    Leave the best (the meat) to last during any dinner.

    Lick the plate when ever there is any liquid like element left on the plate.

    Custard creams and bourbons - all the biscuit first.

    Always fold over cheese on toast.

    Mayo and ketchup together on lots of stuff.

    When having cheese on toast - pickle on one slice, ketchup on another, salad cream on one and coleslaw on the last.
    Still fold.

    Lump of cheese on a slice of ham which is rolled up and eaten.

    Cheese used as a spoon to eat cold beans, coleslaw, pot salad etc.

    Drink the 'juice' from a tin of tuna during the draining process.



  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,783
    sam3110 said:

    Jaffa cakes - Bite off all round the edge,peel off the orangery bit,eat the sponge then save the smashing Jaffa orange bit 'til last. Mrs thinks I'm weird and it really annoys her that I eat them this way :smile:

    That's the ONLY way to eat a jaffa cake


    Oreos, prise them apart, scrape all the white centre off with your teeth/tongue, eat the biscuit sides afterthrow them straight in the bin.
    Fixed.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,783

    I'm quite partial to an oxo cube straight out of the wrapper.

    Same here, but someone on this forum could tell you why I no longer partake of this particular culinary delight.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,783
    RedPanda said:

    Pizza. I don't like cheese so depending on where I am I de-cheese as much as possible.

    Next time you go for a pizza, try this: "I'll have the ... pizza, please, but with no cheese". If you're cooking the pizza yourself, it's even easier. Leave the cheese on the shelf at the shop!
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,783

    RedPanda said:

    Pizza. I don't like cheese so depending on where I am I de-cheese as much as possible.

    I had a friend like that, they found the ideal solution. They don't eat pizza...

    On a similar note, what about those prize plums who "Don't like tomatoes or cheese", but love pizza. Dick heads.
    Not at all. The cooking and the combination of different items makes all the difference. I hate raw tomatoes, tomato juice, tomato soup, and cooked tomatoes as just cooked tomatoes but I'm very happy to eat tomato sauce on pasta and on pizzas.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,783

    25May98 said:

    Yorkshire puddings with ice cream. It's not weird. It's just pastry. It can be savoury or sweet.

    My grandad use to have the left over yorkshire puddings with jam or marmalade on
    Same here. Yorkshire pudding is the same batter as pancakes (the crepe kind, not the galette) so it's perfectly natural to have it with sweet topping.
  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    When I eat a bag of crisps, just as the crisp comes out of the packet I tap it on the side of the bag to remove all crumb residue

    I didn't even know I was doing it til my kids told me, and now take the piss every time I have some!
  • When I eat a bag of crisps, just as the crisp comes out of the packet I tap it on the side of the bag to remove all crumb residue

    I didn't even know I was doing it til my kids told me, and now take the piss every time I have some!

    What about when you're eating crisps?